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"Official Dat 'Clipse Post"
Wed Jun-30-10 01:53 PM by Frank Longo

  

          

Caught the midnight screening with the misses. The fights were cool. The only one out of the three where I didn’t fall asleep at some point.

Meh.

*end transmission*

  

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HIT!
Jun 30th 2010
1
*pops from behind the curtain*
Jun 30th 2010
2
      You know how many 40-year-old Ya Ya Sisterhoods go to this shit?
Jun 30th 2010
3
           You're kidding yourself if you think no one takes it seriously
Jun 30th 2010
4
                The shorties are the ones taking through the film and giggling.
Jun 30th 2010
5
                     Shorties can't eat no books
Jun 30th 2010
8
                     RE: The shorties are the ones taking through the film and giggling.
Jul 01st 2010
10
                          Ha... ha?
Jul 01st 2010
12
i'm still trying to figure when Twilight became this huge phenomenon
Jun 30th 2010
6
& i'm still trying to figure WHY Twilight became this huge phenomenon
Jun 30th 2010
7
My review: 10 bright spots in the newest Twilight film.
Jun 30th 2010
9
Did George Lucas ghostwrite the dialogue for Twilight 2 & 3? lol
Jul 01st 2010
11
$68.5 mil on Wednesday-- highest Wednesday single-day ever.
Jul 01st 2010
13
Movie Bob's review. You need Movie Bob's reviews.
Jul 01st 2010
14
That's dope, the Game Overthinker does movie reviews
Jul 03rd 2010
16
:)
Jul 01st 2010
15
Better than the last, still bad
Jul 06th 2010
17
Is the whole "converting" supposed to be losing virginity?
Jul 06th 2010
18

Frank Longo
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1. "HIT!"
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It's unoffensive. Not as slow as the last two... but still really slow. I'll write more later.

But yeah, this'll easily sweep the weekend and have girls flocking for the next two or three weekends minimum.

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Chris Hansen
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2. "*pops from behind the curtain*"
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>But yeah, this'll easily sweep the weekend and have girls
>flocking for the next two or three weekends minimum.

Why are you so interested in the viewing habits of young girls? it seems awfully important to know what they're doing and where they're going. Is this appropriate behavior for a moderator?

BTW, I'm writing down all of your names in this thread and will visit you all. Might take a minute since NBC won't pay me to hunt down perverts anymore, but that's never stopped me before.

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Frank Longo
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3. "You know how many 40-year-old Ya Ya Sisterhoods go to this shit?"
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Women of all ages go see this nonsense. And they laugh at the romance scenes... literally NO ONE takes it seriously. But they all go.

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4. "You're kidding yourself if you think no one takes it seriously"
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>Women of all ages go see this nonsense. And they laugh at the
>romance scenes... literally NO ONE takes it seriously. But
>they all go.

Shorties be invested in this shit son. Sad but true.

  

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Frank Longo
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5. "The shorties are the ones taking through the film and giggling."
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When Edward says something romantic, they all groan and laugh with each other.

They take seriously the books, sure. But the movies to them... it seems to provide some camp value. No one, not even the kids in the high school classes I teach, will say the Twilight movies are actually good. They'll say they're "soooo good, because Jacob is hot" and stuff like this, but no one during a screening is crying with Bella or feeling for any of these actors playing the characters.

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8. "Shorties can't eat no books"
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>When Edward says something romantic, they all groan and laugh
>with each other.
>
>They take seriously the books, sure.

  

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10. "RE: The shorties are the ones taking through the film and giggling."
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>When Edward says something romantic, they all groan and laugh
>with each other.
>
>They take seriously the books, sure. But the movies to them...
>it seems to provide some camp value. No one, not even the kids
>in the high school classes I teach

How the fuck are you a teacher! I thought you weren't allowed within 100 yards of any school

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Frank Longo
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12. "Ha... ha?"
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>>They take seriously the books, sure. But the movies to
>them...
>>it seems to provide some camp value. No one, not even the
>kids
>>in the high school classes I teach
>
>How the fuck are you a teacher! I thought you weren't allowed
>within 100 yards of any school

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BrooklynWHAT
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6. "i'm still trying to figure when Twilight became this huge phenomenon"
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i was focused on Harry Potter until like 2007 when the last book came out. so to me it seems like bout a month after that, Twilight was declared to be the new hot shit. which i guess makes sense cause Eclipse came out 3 weeks later.

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7. "& i'm still trying to figure WHY Twilight became this huge phenomenon"
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Frank Longo
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9. "My review: 10 bright spots in the newest Twilight film."
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http://thepasswordisswordfish.wordpress.com/2010/06/30/eclipse-ten-bright-spots-in-the-newest-twilight-film/

Summary for those of you who don't wanna read it. It's not very good. Better than the others. But it's boring. There are little glimmers that maybe the series will stop taking itself so seriously or moments where interesting chemistry between characters actually happens... but those moments don't last long. It's just a LOT of talking and very very little action.

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11. "Did George Lucas ghostwrite the dialogue for Twilight 2 & 3? lol"
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Thu Jul-01-10 09:14 AM by jambone

  

          

seriously, that sh*t is painful.

the storyline is played out now,

Bella: Edward, convert me! But only after I graduate.

Edward: I can't. You don't want this

Bella: But I do.

Edward: I'll protect you.

Jacob: Bella, you don't have to change for me. *flexes*

Bella: but I don't love you, Jacob.

Edward: Bella, Jacob smells really bad

Bella: I love him, but..but...but...I love you more, Edward. *dramatic music ensues*

Edward: *twinkles in the sunlight*

this goes on for 2 hours.

now, the fans of the book, will love it.

i never read the books.

i liked the 1st joint. but these last 2 were hot garbage snooze fests.

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13. "$68.5 mil on Wednesday-- highest Wednesday single-day ever."
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Beats Transformers 2 easily, by 6~ million.

Yikes.

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14. "Movie Bob's review. You need Movie Bob's reviews."
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http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/1839-The-Twilight-Saga-Eclipse

You can thank me now.

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16. "That's dope, the Game Overthinker does movie reviews"
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Makes sense, his name is MovieBob

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15. ":)"
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http://multimedia.boston.com/tn/4/take_two.htm

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17. "Better than the last, still bad"
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Co-sign with Longo's thoughts on the self-awareness, that was some much needed levity and the crowd seemed to dig it. I dug the Edward/Jacob rivalry this time around even though the love triangle that drives the series does nothing for me. Still, there was some good ass hatin' this installment.

I know Jasper doesn't talk much but I swear he didn't develop a southern accent until he started telling his origin story. The fighting was OK I guess, nothing special. That vampire army certainly didn't amount to much (and were brittle as shit), but I guess it was a nice break from the 'do me/marry me/no wait do me instead' drama. I know a lot of other guys getting dragged to these things would like to see more 'action', personally I'd just rather a 'better movie.' My favorite moments continue to be the petty teenage rivalries and lunch table banter. High school is a great setting for a story, and they barely did anything with it here. The whole graduation thing just served as a timestamp for the Bella and Edward Getting it On countdown.

It's been said a million times before but it would really be nice for Bella to have some distinguishing quality besides just being the object of everyone's desire/ire. It's not helping matters that she always looks either bored or nauseated. Like, Luke Skywalker was a lame, but at least Star Wars was able to sell you on his importance to the galaxy. Bella is inciting vampire wars and attending werewolf secret council meetings, all because a couple guys want to bone her.

Again going back to Longo's review, I see where you're coming from on Bella's sexual independence, but that being her sole characteristic doesn't really do to much for a feminist cause.

That was more than I expected to type. I am sorry.

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18. "Is the whole "converting" supposed to be losing virginity?"
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