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tully_blanchard
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"So I attempted to watch "The Happening" last night"


  

          

Clawd Jeebus what a turd...

I had an hour to kill before Eastenders came on last night and...knowing how wretched i'd heard it was, decided to see why..

I'm surprised people leaving the theatres didnt react the way the people in the movie did



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glad I didn't pay money to watch that joint
Jan 11th 2010
1
The Crappening
Jan 11th 2010
2
RE: The Crappening-LMAO
Jan 11th 2010
3
wack but tell me that old lady didnt scare the shit out of u!
Jan 11th 2010
4
^ troof
Jan 12th 2010
6
I really want to re-edit that movie; it could be great.
Jan 11th 2010
5
I'm facinated to see what his direction to the actors was during
Jan 12th 2010
7
He had to have told them to be stilted, bad acting
Jan 13th 2010
20
this movie also convinced me Walhberg sucks...
Jan 12th 2010
8
it was an homage to bad 70s movies...you just didn't get it
Jan 12th 2010
9
^^^ blistering butane 'bliminals
Jan 13th 2010
11
^chief plea copper on the Sham-dog express
Jan 13th 2010
12
NOPE!!!! homage
Jan 13th 2010
15
He was citing the chief Tarantino stan plea cop.
Jan 13th 2010
16
      What's the chief Basa stan plea cop, fanboy?
Jan 13th 2010
17
      So much for me trying to explain something peacefully to you.
Jan 13th 2010
18
      tarantino has nothing to do w/manoj outside basa's artificial agenda tho
Jan 14th 2010
25
           I wasn't analyzing it. Merely stating what I thought was obvious.
Jan 14th 2010
26
           cmon.
Jan 15th 2010
30
           but it WAS what Night was going for.
Jan 14th 2010
27
                not really
Jan 15th 2010
29
                     night dogg said it was an homage and i take it at face value
Jan 15th 2010
31
                          did he say this before? or after the movie was released?
Jan 15th 2010
32
                               "We're making an excellent B movie, that's our goal."
Jan 15th 2010
33
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOM!!!
Jan 13th 2010
22
C'mon Basa, use the scientific method
Jan 14th 2010
23
i kinda dug it...
Jan 13th 2010
10
what do you know about movies hampster penis?? lol
Jan 13th 2010
14
you watch Eastenders, your opinion is null and void
Jan 13th 2010
13
lmao....meet me round the Vic and we'll settle it, yeah?
Jan 14th 2010
24
me and my woman are the only people i know who like it....
Jan 13th 2010
19
RE: So I attempted to watch "The Happening" last night
Jan 13th 2010
21
YOU EYEING MY LEMON DRINK!??!!?
Jan 14th 2010
28

pikon
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1. "glad I didn't pay money to watch that joint"
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Though I was curious so I peeped a bootleg cam version of it. At least I can say I've watched it. That's about it though haha.

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Innocent Criminal
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2. "The Crappening"
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tully_blanchard
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3. "RE: The Crappening-LMAO"
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when the guy laid down in front of the lawn mower thingy, i'd had enough...plus is was Eastenders time

..however i did record the rest of it to see how he wrapped this turd up




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rjc27
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4. "wack but tell me that old lady didnt scare the shit out of u!"
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maybe it was just me because my girl wasnt bugged out but when she just appears all pissed off in that bedroom with the doll screaming, that shit freaks me the hell out

  
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pikon
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6. "^ troof"
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SoulHonky
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5. "I really want to re-edit that movie; it could be great. "
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Work on the pacing of that film and it could be hilarious. Ditto for "The Wicker Man".

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7. "I'm facinated to see what his direction to the actors was during"
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filming

no joke, I'm legit interested how something could go so wrong

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SoulHonky
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20. "He had to have told them to be stilted, bad acting"
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That's really the only way to explain it. Wahlberg is fucking awful in it. "Think, douchebag, think!" and "Stay ahead of the wind" are classic lines to me. The whole wind chase scene is hilarious.

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8. "this movie also convinced me Walhberg sucks..."
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outside of boogie nights, the departed and 3 kings, I think he blows.

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Basaglia
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49463 posts 		Tue Jan-12-10 04:09 PM

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9. "it was an homage to bad 70s movies...you just didn't get it"
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Frank Longo
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11. "^^^ blistering butane 'bliminals"
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12. "^chief plea copper on the Sham-dog express"
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And Lady in the Water was an homage to shitty wannabe Hitchcock movies that didn't deserve an homage either.

  
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Basaglia
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15. "NOPE!!!! homage"
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Steph: I was just fooling about

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Frank Longo
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16. "He was citing the chief Tarantino stan plea cop."
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In case it wasn't clear.

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17. "What's the chief Basa stan plea cop, fanboy? "
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18. "So much for me trying to explain something peacefully to you."
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25. "tarantino has nothing to do w/manoj outside basa's artificial agenda tho"
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it only applies to the internal logic of basa's manufactured night-dogg vs. tarantino agena. objectively it really has nothing to do with anything.

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26. "I wasn't analyzing it. Merely stating what I thought was obvious."
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I'll leave the analysis to y'all.

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30. "cmon."
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27. "but it WAS what Night was going for."
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It was his homage to the old, cheesy horror films. Essentially, it was his Death Proof (and I honestly like it better than Death Proof).

They both made bad movies that made fun of bad movies. They should both be given and L and we can move on.

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29. "not really"
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manoj wasn't making fun of bad movies, he was trying to be serious... which is what made it kinda unintentionally funny.

and yeah Death Proof was just about as bad.

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31. "night dogg said it was an homage and i take it at face value"
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just like y'all do with tarantino

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32. "did he say this before? or after the movie was released?"
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33. ""We're making an excellent B movie, that's our goal.""
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He said that before the film came out. Obviously he failed with the "excellent" part but he nailed the b-movie feel. As I've said, if he just edited down a bit it could be hilarious with a couple of moments of genuine scares.

Both guys thought they were making a great B-movie and instead delivered boring flicks.

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22. "OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOM!!! "
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http://i.imgur.com/vPqCzVU.jpg

  
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23. "C'mon Basa, use the scientific method"
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...says Wrongthink

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10. "i kinda dug it..."
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* shrugs *

* goes back to writing the Matrix movie *

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14. "what do you know about movies hampster penis?? lol"
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...okay, so I finished it last night..

wowsers...

so, after they walked back into the "Main house", why did they go back to the "slave house"?

iono...anyhoo, better pacing and acting woulda/coulda mos def helped this train wreck

  
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13. "you watch Eastenders, your opinion is null and void"
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(unless there's some other Eastenders that's not the london soap opera0

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24. "lmao....meet me round the Vic and we'll settle it, yeah?"
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19. "me and my woman are the only people i know who like it...."
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21. "RE: So I attempted to watch "The Happening" last night"
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one of the funniest comedies i've ever seen.

the scene where the kid gets popped on the porch is comedic genius.

  
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28. "YOU EYEING MY LEMON DRINK!??!!?"
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http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/comedy/watch/v187893846yZ6YxAM

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