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"Transformers fan drank gasoline to gain energy (swipe)"


  

          

http://russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-07-20/Transformers_fan_drank_gasoline_to_gain_energy_.html?fullstory

20 July, 2009, 15:17

A young Transformers fan in China was drinking gasoline for five years trying to become a "valiant fighter" like Optimus Prime, the West China Metropolis Daily reports.

A 14-year-old boy, from the town of Yibin in Sichuan, first saw the animated saga about robots from outer space – able to transform into vehicles, electronic items or weapons – when he was nine years old.

The youngster was so impressed that he began drinking fuel on a daily basis to “obtain energy” and become a mighty warrior like the Transformers.

He started with “smelling the gas of cigarette lighters,” the boy’s father told the newspaper.

When his parents find out about it, they had a serious talk with their child. And it kind of worked, as the Transformers-lover never touched lighters again… switching to motorcycle fuel instead.

"But afterwards we found our motorcycle's gasoline was always disappearing, and one day when we found the boy drinking half a bottle of gasoline stolen from the motorcycle, we were too shocked to say anything," the father said.

The parents locked the motorcycle away, but the obsessed boy started stealing the gasoline from neighbors, drinking two or three bottles a day.

Only after that did the parents decide to take him to a hospital. The doctor said the boy was unable to gain supernatural strength, but had mental disorders and had a strong "gasoline dependence" instead.

"Since my son start to drink gas, his intelligence quotient dropped sharply and he couldn’t figure out addition and subtraction of sums within 100," the father said. "Before that, he was a very smart boy, and he could even repair the television. But now he doesn’t know the answer of 7 plus 17."

But the doctors from the 4th Hospital in Yibin city promised to do everything to help the boy “kick the gasoline addiction’.

Meanwhile, the Hollywood blockbuster ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ is now showing in cinemas across China. The film has set the country’s box-office record, gaining 400 million yuan (US$58.4 million) in 19 days, and breaking the previous record set by ‘Titanic’ ten years ago.
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RE: Transformers fan drank gasoline to gain energy (swipe)
Jul 22nd 2009
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If this was in California they'd shut down the movie theater he saw it a...
Jul 22nd 2009
2
Cmon. Chocolate Mousse drank mo betta.
Jul 22nd 2009
3
24!!!!
Jul 22nd 2009
4
damn...this is depressing as shit...
Jul 22nd 2009
5
how did it NOT kill him?
Jul 22nd 2009
6
????
Jul 22nd 2009
8
      as far as *I* know, Gasoline is HIGHLY hazardous.
Jul 22nd 2009
9
           2 or 3 bottles a day, man. no way in hell this is real.
Jul 22nd 2009
11
                I'm waiting on the punchline, myself...
Jul 22nd 2009
12
                imagine if the kid would have seen "over the top"
Jul 22nd 2009
15
                     LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 23rd 2009
25
RE: Transformers fan drank gasoline to gain energy (swipe)
Jul 22nd 2009
7
And that little boy's name... was Michael Bay
Jul 22nd 2009
10
lol
Jul 23rd 2009
26
shit, i been drinking gasoline ever since drunken master 2
Jul 22nd 2009
13
Don't let that kid watch 'Over the Top'
Jul 22nd 2009
14
LOL that is whay i posted up top
Jul 22nd 2009
19
I blame Daddy Yankee
Jul 22nd 2009
16
cmon, you gotta convert it into energon cubes first
Jul 22nd 2009
17
^ ^ ^ ^
Jul 22nd 2009
18
^^^^^^
Jul 22nd 2009
20
They shoulda called A&E and Jeff Vanvonderen
Jul 22nd 2009
21
No way that's real n/m
Jul 22nd 2009
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RE: Transformers fan drank gasoline to gain energy (swipe)
Jul 23rd 2009
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lol
Jul 23rd 2009
27
ahahahahahaha
Jul 24th 2009
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...?!?!
Jul 23rd 2009
24
That website is so huff
Jul 24th 2009
29

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1. "RE: Transformers fan drank gasoline to gain energy (swipe)"
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the sad (but maybe good) part is that China's OZONE is so fucked that this kid could drink STRAIGHT FUEL for 5 years and not die.

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2. "If this was in California they'd shut down the movie theater he saw it a..."
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3. "Cmon. Chocolate Mousse drank mo betta."
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4. "24!!!!"
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Sad when parents discourage kids from following their dreams.

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5. "damn...this is depressing as shit..."
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addicted to fucking gasoline??? wow....

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6. "how did it NOT kill him?"
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8. "????"
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9. "as far as *I* know, Gasoline is HIGHLY hazardous."
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you'd think it'd burn his fuckin lips off from the first sip...

I call Bullshit...


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11. "2 or 3 bottles a day, man. no way in hell this is real."
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12. "I'm waiting on the punchline, myself..."
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this has to be some type of publicity stunt or whatever...


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15. "imagine if the kid would have seen "over the top""
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the kid would have drank oil straight from the can

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25. "LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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7. "RE: Transformers fan drank gasoline to gain energy (swipe)"
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This sounds like something from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

  

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10. "And that little boy's name... was Michael Bay"
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13. "shit, i been drinking gasoline ever since drunken master 2"
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14. "Don't let that kid watch 'Over the Top'"
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19. "LOL that is whay i posted up top"
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16. "I blame Daddy Yankee"
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17. "cmon, you gotta convert it into energon cubes first"
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kid should've paid better attention to the cartoon.

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22. "No way that's real n/m"
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23. "RE: Transformers fan drank gasoline to gain energy (swipe)"
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29. "That website is so huff"
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Here's another story they ran:
http://russiatoday.com/Top_News/2009-07-21/Russian_Navy_UFO_records_say_aliens_love_oceans.html

  

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