1. "I was thrown for a curve when the young dudes called her old" In response to Reply # 0
It just seemed unrealistic as hell for me, since she looked so good (and in full daylight, strippers 70% of the time ain't as cute as they are in club lights)
17. "Seriously. That shit was fake as hell." In response to Reply # 1
>It just seemed unrealistic as hell for me, since she looked >so good (and in full daylight, strippers 70% of the time ain't >as cute as they are in club lights)
Any dude I know would've been countin' their dough for a Marisa lapdance...
18. "Dude. They were white college fratboys." In response to Reply # 17
They have awful taste.
Me and my niggas almost (playfully) brawled with a bunch of white boys like that who said Jennifer Love Hewitt was better looking than J-Lo and that J-Lo was old and flabby looking
24. "Nah, I hear that, but the point stands" In response to Reply # 20 Fri Apr-24-09 03:40 PM by Orbit_Established
>No way would those fratboys you encountered ever fronted >on J-Lo if she was in their face offering lapdances.
LOL. True. but they'd rather have Hewitt, which demonstrates the bad eyesight and horrifying taste characteristic of my white bredren(I got love, though..just pointing out our differences).
>The scene would've worked if they had someone actually old & >haggardly looking.
Well, you gotta remember - there probably were some 19 year old blondes in that same strip club in the movie. YT boyz would prefer those than some mature 30 something olive-skinned brunette. White boys honestly have taste that bad. I've seen it with my own two eyes.
I mean, half the reason we like Tomei is that she got something of an ass(not a black ass, but some ass nonetheless) and some thighs to boot. White boys would happily sacrifice that for a "fucking rack, bro." Don't underestimate our differences
Thine tips crack whips upon my mind Thine booty appears firm,smooth & fine A smile like music & a voice like wine What I gotta do to get a Cougar ride?
s.blak taken from the Book of Poetry Inspired by Marisa Tomei:"It's A Different World"
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10. "I fucked up watching this with the wife" In response to Reply # 0
had to switch the way I was spooning and wipe up three drips of drool off my chin....they ain't even soak into the beard, they just sat there cause they ain't wanna miss nothin
12. "she was goreous and sensuous with those stripper moves..." In response to Reply # 0 Fri Apr-24-09 07:30 AM by jambone
i fell in love with her while watching that sh*t.
to be in her 40's and move like that, and maintain her looks like that, is great and amazing.
white women don't age well. usually by 35 they look at least 10 years older, and, in hollywood, done f*cked up they face with too much plastic surgery.
but marisa? she looks like herself still and has maintained her attractiveness and sex appeal to the upmost.
They be finding a pretty face...and three movies later they find a way to turn every actress into aspiring "Julia Robertses" w/ frosted/highlited hair, and schitt... They don't know what to do with women who would be too smoky looking for a Merchant Ivory period piece.
big name actresses that does frontal nudity these days. Although I guess its debatable whether or not she is currently a top actress in Hollywood. But I suppose debate isn't what this post is about.
25. ""ew isn't she like 50"" In response to Reply # 16
one reaction I got when I was talking about how good Tomei was looking in The Wrestler. The person that said that also thinks Jennifer Aniston is gorgeous so me and him don't quite have the same taste in women.
33. "^^Precisely my point." In response to Reply # 25
>one reaction I got when I was talking about how good Tomei >was looking in The Wrestler. The person that said that also >thinks Jennifer Aniston is gorgeous so me and him don't quite >have the same taste in women.
Jennifer Aniston is not "gorgeous" to any black man with a working dick, no homo.
27. "Like she would ever go out with a short, stocky, bald man" In response to Reply # 0
It's not like anybody's trying to fix us up. Who would try to fix me up with Marisa Tomei?
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