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Vaiops2wega
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"Andy Dick Show appreciation post"


  

          

This was really a great but short-lived sketch comedy show. My favorite sketchs include the fudge packer who works at the chocolate factory, captain clean, and the midget wrangler. I was actually looking for a torrent of the series but it turns out that Andy Dick has every single sketch from the show on his site!

http://andydick.com/video.html

“You do Coach bags, I do kush bags, you a douchebag, I’m the truth fag/share greedy, ya’ll niggas get scared easy, queer like multiple pairs of Air Yeezys” - Sean Price

  

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remember The Assistant?
Jan 29th 2009
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9FndjWo-Jc
Jan 29th 2009
3
one of the best reality shows ever
Jan 29th 2009
5
how about when they get a shitty motel for Andy & his girlfriend
Jan 30th 2009
6
Colin was blowing bubbles into that shit the entire time, lol
Jan 30th 2009
7
found it! Best 10 minute clip EVER
Jan 30th 2009
8
I still from time to time to randomly think of the first episode
Jan 30th 2009
9
it's elimination time bitches
Jan 30th 2009
12
lie detector test!
Jan 30th 2009
10
lmao, asking the guys if they think he's hot
Jan 30th 2009
11
      have you ever stolen anything from my house?
Jan 30th 2009
13
sorry, I gotta keep posting shit, lol
Feb 05th 2009
14
RE: remember The Assistant?
Feb 08th 2009
28
that shit was hilarious....until the final season when they PG-13'd it
Jan 29th 2009
2
Andy Dick is underrated...
Jan 29th 2009
4
i totally agree he is sooooooo funny to me
Feb 06th 2009
15
Andy Dick's on the show Sober House now
Feb 06th 2009
16
Even cable was not ready for him, my friends.
Feb 06th 2009
17
HOLY SHIT @ THIS
Feb 08th 2009
18
LMFAO
Feb 16th 2009
42
Daphne Aguliera (sp)
Feb 08th 2009
19
Tekstar cellphones is great
Feb 08th 2009
20
Berman, Andy's assistant
Feb 08th 2009
21
fuck, these are ALL great
Feb 08th 2009
22
YOU'RE IN MY MOTHERF*CKIN HOUSE OF MOTHERF*CKIN PAIN!!!
Feb 08th 2009
23
Check under my bed I swear to Christ I heard a fuckin Dracula!!!!
Feb 08th 2009
24
There's some kind of satanic writing in here! It says empleados..
Feb 08th 2009
25
My #1 rule: never throw away good ejaculate
Feb 08th 2009
26
King Of The Burns
Feb 08th 2009
27
RE: Andy Dick Show appreciation post
Feb 08th 2009
29
if that wasn't meant to be funny, i could almost believe it
Feb 16th 2009
43
Hold down my hoo hoo or else it'll get all over you!!!
Feb 08th 2009
30
carpenter's balls....I had a friend who was a roofer, he had em
Feb 08th 2009
31
this..is..another..piece..of..crap..by..Moby
Feb 08th 2009
32
I've been workin with midgets for so long now that for me...they're
Feb 08th 2009
33
Why are your movies so bad? 3...2...1....why are you so fat?
Feb 09th 2009
34
Even if you're nuts, we'll make the cuts
Feb 09th 2009
35
LOL at the weird arms
Feb 10th 2009
36
Do you want an Emmy? THEN EAT YOUR MEAT
Feb 11th 2009
37
Now I want you to go out there and nail yourself some sweet sweet
Feb 11th 2009
38
A young man, a poophole, and life's greatest lesson
Feb 13th 2009
39
I've got hours and hours of money shots I gotta look at tonight...
Feb 13th 2009
40
Top 5 imo
Feb 16th 2009
41
This is just a clean, friendly place where people can meet,
Feb 16th 2009
44
"I can make her mild...."
Feb 16th 2009
45

Deebot
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1. "remember The Assistant?"
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fuck I loved that show.

  

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3. "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9FndjWo-Jc"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9FndjWo-Jc

LMAO, they need to release this on DVD

  

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5. "one of the best reality shows ever"
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shit was CLASSIC

when Colin doesn't understand the challenge and starts doing that auctioneer shit, I nearly pissed down my leg

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Deebot
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6. "how about when they get a shitty motel for Andy & his girlfriend"
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and they have to try to ritz it up for them. I remember motherfuckers were blowing bubbles in his shitty bath to simulate a hot tub, LMAO.

  

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will_5198
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7. "Colin was blowing bubbles into that shit the entire time, lol"
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even after his girlfriend throws shit into the tub and leaves

or how about when he cuts tattoo girl for being last to his bedroom during wake-up (and she LET somebody go in front of her)? lol

the camping trip! or when he pulls those fucking curtains down, lmao

I heard he actually fucked the hot brunette and cute blond that got kicked off early after the show was over

holy fuck I have to watch this again tonight

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8. "found it! Best 10 minute clip EVER"
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Fri Jan-30-09 12:26 AM by Deebot

          

*DRAMATIC MUSIC*
WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!! DON'T TOUCH HER BUTT!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPHcaTAvwFQ&feature=related

AHHHHH I'M LAUGHING SO HARD. I'M NOT GETTING IN THAT...TOXIC SOUP!!

  

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9. "I still from time to time to randomly think of the first episode"
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and when he walks down the stairs and says, "It's elimination time bitches" and start laughing. I wish every reality show threw someone off within the first five minutes or so. That was great.

  

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will_5198
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12. "it's elimination time bitches"
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just hanging out? snip snip snip!

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10. "lie detector test!"
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Fri Jan-30-09 12:39 AM by Deebot

          

Do you consider me to be an A list celebrity?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EymSIFfe4C4&feature=related

  

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11. "lmao, asking the guys if they think he's hot"
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13. "have you ever stolen anything from my house?"
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14. "sorry, I gotta keep posting shit, lol"
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best finale ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAXErdpktAU&NR=1

Note how rough he has to be to get that corny medallion on Melissa. And the trumpets....LMAO

YAAYYY YOU WON BUT YOU STILL WORK FOR ME!

  

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28. "RE: remember The Assistant?"
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yeah, all those episodes are on Andy's site too.

http://andydick.com/video.html

“You do Coach bags, I do kush bags, you a douchebag, I’m the truth fag/share greedy, ya’ll niggas get scared easy, queer like multiple pairs of Air Yeezys” - Sean Price

  

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2. "that shit was hilarious....until the final season when they PG-13'd it"
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> I
>was actually looking for a torrent of the series but it turns
>out that Andy Dick has every single sketch from the show on
>his site!

good look....

I was trying to find some clips on youtube a few months ago but there wasnt much. im gonna check out his site....

  

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4. "Andy Dick is underrated..."
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Yeah, he's a complete fucking train wreck, but I find him endlessly entertaining, both as a comic actor and as a general celebrity weirdo. Both his sketch show and "The Assistant" were pretty great.

His best sketch of that show IMO was the very first one, the E! True Hollywood story parody about Dick himself, titled, "The Little Angel Clown Who...That Cries."

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15. "i totally agree he is sooooooo funny to me"
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me and my sister would watch the assistant and literally roll on the floor laughing so damn hard. like im looking at the youtubes right now and still fucking dying.

men are so simple, and so subject to present necessities, that he who seeks to deceive will always find someone who will allow himself to be deceived. (c)Niccolò Machiavelli

  

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16. "Andy Dick's on the show Sober House now"
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for drinking

  

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17. "Even cable was not ready for him, my friends."
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It was a very funny, very-cocaine fueled show.
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<=== Yes, that really happened

  

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18. "HOLY SHIT @ THIS"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3rUt5ed3o8

L...M.....A....O

  

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42. "LMFAO"
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19. "Daphne Aguliera (sp)"
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i still say "That's a wet one" to this day

  

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20. "Tekstar cellphones is great"
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this guy has a goatee......did my cellphone give him a goatee???!!!

  

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21. "Berman, Andy's assistant"
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22. "fuck, these are ALL great"
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I can't choose favorites anymore

  

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23. "YOU'RE IN MY MOTHERF*CKIN HOUSE OF MOTHERF*CKIN PAIN!!!"
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http://andydick.com/andy_dick_show/adick_show_01_01_04.html

  

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24. "Check under my bed I swear to Christ I heard a fuckin Dracula!!!!"
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25. "There's some kind of satanic writing in here! It says empleados.."
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and then there's like a cross...

  

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26. "My #1 rule: never throw away good ejaculate"
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#2: always throw away BAD ejaculate

  

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27. "King Of The Burns"
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me and my brothers still quote that shit.

November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!

  

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29. "RE: Andy Dick Show appreciation post"
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I just found out Andy Dick isn't real. He's just a character that was originally called The Wistful Boot Black

http://andydick.com/andy_dick_show/adick_show_01_08_04.html

“You do Coach bags, I do kush bags, you a douchebag, I’m the truth fag/share greedy, ya’ll niggas get scared easy, queer like multiple pairs of Air Yeezys” - Sean Price

  

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43. "if that wasn't meant to be funny, i could almost believe it"
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30. "Hold down my hoo hoo or else it'll get all over you!!!"
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“You do Coach bags, I do kush bags, you a douchebag, I’m the truth fag/share greedy, ya’ll niggas get scared easy, queer like multiple pairs of Air Yeezys” - Sean Price

  

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31. "carpenter's balls....I had a friend who was a roofer, he had em"
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32. "this..is..another..piece..of..crap..by..Moby"
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33. "I've been workin with midgets for so long now that for me...they're"
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almost like real people...

  

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34. "Why are your movies so bad? 3...2...1....why are you so fat?"
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35. "Even if you're nuts, we'll make the cuts"
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36. "LOL at the weird arms"
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37. "Do you want an Emmy? THEN EAT YOUR MEAT"
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38. "Now I want you to go out there and nail yourself some sweet sweet"
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coochie. And this time you gotta let the old man watch!

I love you dad...

  

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39. "A young man, a poophole, and life's greatest lesson"
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LMAO

  

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40. "I've got hours and hours of money shots I gotta look at tonight..."
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41. "Top 5 imo"
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1) Berman, Andy's assistant
2) Cedar Creek Whores
3) Andy's mom
4) Tuesdays with Anus
5) Dave Grohl party

  

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44. "This is just a clean, friendly place where people can meet,"
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hang out, and catch up over a....over a couple of whores.

  

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45. ""I can make her mild....""
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Andy's delivery there makes me crack the fuck up!

  

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