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bshelly
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""I saw Good Luck Chuck and I fell in love with Dane Cook""


  

          

(c) the really hot but obviously completely unfuckable twenty one year old behind me at the bar tonight.

any entertainment related shit a girl has ever said to you that has moved you from go mode to get away mode? or am i just a snob?

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if you're gonna fuck with young chicks, you've gotta accept
Jan 25th 2009
1
agreed
Jan 25th 2009
3
Ewwww! TMI my friend
Jan 25th 2009
17
this muhfucka
Jan 27th 2009
51
yeah. i don't fuck with them anymore
Jan 25th 2009
11
No GD'o, but young girls stay saying dumb shit
Jan 25th 2009
15
      my boy and i don't even bother to go in details
Jan 25th 2009
20
           Yup, me and my boy say 'Uh, she opened her mouth'
Jan 26th 2009
41
was it offset by something cool?
Jan 25th 2009
2
some people are so full of themselves it's hilarious
Jan 25th 2009
4
^^^Dane Cooks stealing brother
Jan 25th 2009
5
      ^^^^went to dane cook school of joke writing.
Jan 25th 2009
6
           ^^^dosen't sound like Louis CK...
Jan 25th 2009
10
           ^^^^Wants to fuck Lisa Lampinelli
Jan 26th 2009
44
                yeah son, yeah son!
Jan 26th 2009
46
City of God was boring and stupid
Jan 25th 2009
7
yikes
Jan 25th 2009
8
There's a nitwit here who said the same thing.
Jan 25th 2009
9
actually, it is a pretty bad movie
Jan 25th 2009
13
snob
Jan 25th 2009
12
entertainment, no
Jan 25th 2009
14
try finding attractive females who weren't "blown away" by Crash
Jan 25th 2009
16
my buddy called me an idiot for hating crash
Jan 26th 2009
31
      yup, crash discussions are damn near worse than crash
Jan 26th 2009
32
Favorite Trilogy: The Mighty Ducks
Jan 25th 2009
18
but that could mean she's a hockey fan
Jan 26th 2009
35
I normally don't care much if a girl has different tastes in entertainme...
Jan 25th 2009
19
not different tastes. horrid tastes
Jan 25th 2009
21
Actually those wouldn't bother me a whole lot
Jan 25th 2009
22
this is Mencia for me
Jan 25th 2009
26
ok, now you lost me
Jan 25th 2009
27
but i'm a snob.
Jan 25th 2009
28
My buddy & I had to check out the talent @ the KP show this wknd
Jan 26th 2009
37
      RE: My buddy & I had to check out the talent @ the KP show this wknd
Jan 26th 2009
39
           RE: My buddy & I had to check out the talent @ the KP show this wknd
Jan 26th 2009
40
Palin really became a litmus test last year
Jan 25th 2009
23
      Exactly
Jan 25th 2009
24
      ><
Jan 26th 2009
42
I once went into a girl's bedroom and found Ann Coulter books.
Jan 25th 2009
25
lol
Jan 26th 2009
33
HAHA! Good form Frank
Jan 26th 2009
34
You just upset all of your Bostonian groupies.
Jan 26th 2009
29
bad taste isn't sexually transmitted
Jan 26th 2009
30
The process can take years, but it can happen.
Jan 26th 2009
38
      or the relationship can put you in a haze of bad taste for a bit.
Jan 26th 2009
43
Ever have a chick tell you she's into Buffy the Vampire Slayer cosplay?
Jan 26th 2009
36
So what you meant was...she wasn't that hot.
Jan 26th 2009
45
okay, now yall really tripping
Jan 26th 2009
47
Basically
Jan 26th 2009
49
LOL @ this:
Jan 26th 2009
48
GTFOH
Jan 27th 2009
50
      I hear you, and am aware of the numbers
Jan 27th 2009
52
      Sex In the City has fandom across all ethnic lines
Jan 27th 2009
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           I've already sat throught the movie twice
Jan 27th 2009
60
Why does it seem women have a monopoly on bad choices?
Jan 27th 2009
53
if were female or gay, limp bizkit would be a deal breaker
Jan 27th 2009
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      true. Even the most open woman is a little picky.
Jan 27th 2009
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           LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SAID HOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 27th 2009
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                RE: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SAID HOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 27th 2009
57
He is charming in a date rapey kind of way
Jan 27th 2009
59

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1. "if you're gonna fuck with young chicks, you've gotta accept"
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that they're going to say the most retarded shit ever

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www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

  

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3. "agreed"
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this one girl didnt know what a hymen was when i was breaking it.

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17. "Ewwww! TMI my friend"
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So it goes.

  

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51. "this muhfucka"
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11. "yeah. i don't fuck with them anymore"
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and consequently haven't had sex in way too long.

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15. "No GD'o, but young girls stay saying dumb shit"
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There's a new hire at my job, Latina, 5'3, with one of THEE baddest bodies I ever seen.

"I'm real mature for my age". Mind you, she's 23, so when she says something that's characteristic of 14 year olds in AOL chatrooms...we have a problem.

She's bad enough for me to ignore a lot of it until I smacketh, but I don't know how much longed my defenses will hold up.

BTW, she said she can't WAIT for Saw VI...*cringes*

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20. "my boy and i don't even bother to go in details"
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"yo, what happened with what's her name?"

"young girl shit."

"damn. can't fuck with that."

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41. "Yup, me and my boy say 'Uh, she opened her mouth'"
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'Say no more'

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2. "was it offset by something cool?"
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was she also mumbling something about robert altman, the closing scene of heat, or perhaps the irrefutable brilliance of tremors?








cause even if she wasnt you still smash. super smash. you are man.

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4. "some people are so full of themselves it's hilarious"
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5. "^^^Dane Cooks stealing brother"
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6. "^^^^went to dane cook school of joke writing."
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-All Stah's view on undocumented immigrants wanting to be treated like human beings.

  

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10. "^^^dosen't sound like Louis CK..."
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44. "^^^^Wants to fuck Lisa Lampinelli"
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46. "yeah son, yeah son!"
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7. "City of God was boring and stupid"
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(c) co-worker.

edit: this was a dude.

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8. "yikes"
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9. "There's a nitwit here who said the same thing."
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Yeah, I called them a name b/c I don't agree w/them *shrugs*

But he has a consistent record for typing the most idiotic crap, so he deserves this.

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13. "actually, it is a pretty bad movie"
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not boring, but very shallow.

  

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12. "snob"
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Fuck your sig.

  

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14. "entertainment, no"
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but I will say it was a rough time to be in NC during the 2004 election...like that one Curb Your Enthusiasm episode

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16. "try finding attractive females who weren't "blown away" by Crash"
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"such an important film"

she might as well tell me she has herpes

  

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31. "my buddy called me an idiot for hating crash"
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i then called him an idiot for thinking im an idiot for hating crash.

we fight about this semi-annually

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32. "yup, crash discussions are damn near worse than crash"
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they always result in both parties thinking the other is somehow deficient.

>i then called him an idiot for thinking im an idiot for
>hating crash.
>
>we fight about this semi-annually

  

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18. "Favorite Trilogy: The Mighty Ducks"
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No diss to the Ducks but really?

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35. "but that could mean she's a hockey fan"
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So, umm, pass her along to me.

(you are talking about a girl, right?)

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19. "I normally don't care much if a girl has different tastes in entertainme..."
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than me, because I know I won't have identical tastes to her anyway. Guess I'm with Will, it's a different story if she said she was looking forward to voting for Sarah Palin in 2012.

But that statement might be too much for me. Dane Cook is one of the few entities that will make me look at someone sideways if I find out they're a fan.

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21. "not different tastes. horrid tastes"
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like if a girl unambiguously, unironicly named the Pussycat Dolls or Katy Perry as their favorite artists? i better be really, really drunk.

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22. "Actually those wouldn't bother me a whole lot"
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Unless they insisted on singing them in the car or something.

Dane Cook is a dealbreaker, though, without exception.

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26. "this is Mencia for me"
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>Dane Cook is a dealbreaker, though, without exception.

  

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27. "ok, now you lost me"
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there's nothing wrong with girls digging on the Pussycat Dolls

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28. "but i'm a snob."
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i admit there are probably better musical examples, though.

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37. "My buddy & I had to check out the talent @ the KP show this wknd"
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>like if a girl unambiguously, unironicly named the Pussycat
>Dolls or Katy Perry as their favorite artists? i better be
>really, really drunk.

Lots of loose ladies but wasn't drunk or single enough so wasn't really worth it. KP could get it tho.

  

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39. "RE: My buddy & I had to check out the talent @ the KP show this wknd"
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>Lots of loose ladies but wasn't drunk or single enough so
>wasn't really worth it. KP could get it tho.

She looks like Zooey Deschanel but with them big beutiful titties. That's a winning combo.

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40. "RE: My buddy & I had to check out the talent @ the KP show this wknd"
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>>Lots of loose ladies but wasn't drunk or single enough so
>>wasn't really worth it. KP could get it tho.
>
>She looks like Zooey Deschanel but with them big beutiful
>titties. That's a winning combo.

Yup. Especially when they're squeezed into a Josie & the Pussycats outfit.

  

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23. "Palin really became a litmus test last year"
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It was at least within reason for someone to support McCain based on experience or policy differences, but once Sarah came on the scene all bets were off. Supporting this woman meant you were at best intellectually dishonest, and at worst severely retarded.

  

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24. "Exactly"
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42. "><"
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>It was at least within reason for someone to support McCain
>based on experience or policy differences, but once Sarah came
>on the scene all bets were off. Supporting this woman meant
>you were at best intellectually dishonest, and at worst
>severely retarded.

  

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25. "I once went into a girl's bedroom and found Ann Coulter books."
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I thought she was hot, so I got really nervous. I said, "Oh, those are your roommate's?" She said they were her own. I said, "So you read them because of how hilariously awful she is?" Her face turned down and said, "Actually, she makes a lot of really good points."

I told her immediately that I forgot that I had somewhere else to be that night, and took off, never looking back.

She ended up getting engaged before she left college, sleeping with another man her graduation weekend, and keeping it a secret from her fiance forever! Hooray for the God-blessed moral compasses of the right!

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33. "lol"
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i'd be tempted to say "oh i love ann coulter!" just to see what kind of shit i could get her to talk.

plus if she was a coulter fan i wouldn't feel like an asshole for nutting in her eye.

  

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THRILLHOUSE
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34. "HAHA! Good form Frank"
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I still would have hit that then quit that (c) JB Smoove. But I have a strong hate for Coulter so I respect your decision.

  

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29. "You just upset all of your Bostonian groupies."
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.imageyenation.dot.com.

  

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buckshot defunct
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30. "bad taste isn't sexually transmitted"
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that we know of


why risk it though?

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38. "The process can take years, but it can happen."
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I check for: Serengeti, Zeroh, Open Mike Eagle, Jeremiah Jae, Moka Only.

  

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tahneeu
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43. "or the relationship can put you in a haze of bad taste for a bit."
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then you emerge like wtf was i thinking.

  

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36. "Ever have a chick tell you she's into Buffy the Vampire Slayer cosplay?"
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Leamas
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45. "So what you meant was...she wasn't that hot."
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Young hot pussy >>>>> having the Obi-wan high ground. IMO.

I kid.

Sex in the City is my Dane Cook. If a chick starts quoting that like the bible, I usually find a reason to get gone.

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47. "okay, now yall really tripping"
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if Sex in the City makes a girl off limits, than yall just trimmed 70 percent of the under 30 female population off your fuck list

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49. "Basically"
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The closest I have seen a female human in dateable age range not like that show is a girl I know who binged on repeats that are syndicated on every channel for like 3 months and then got sick of it.

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48. "LOL @ this:"
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>Young hot pussy >>>>> having the Obi-wan high ground. IMO.

It's over - I have the high ground!

___________________

Mar-A-Lago delenda est

  

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50. "GTFOH"
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>Sex in the City is my Dane Cook. If a chick starts quoting
>that like the bible, I usually find a reason to get gone.

Say goodbye to the majority of hot white pussy in the world.

My movies: http://russellhainline.com
My movie reviews: https://letterboxd.com/RussellHFilm/
My beer TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebeertravelguide

  

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Leamas
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52. "I hear you, and am aware of the numbers"
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There is a huge difference between the causual fan of the show, and the superfan who bought the boxset, knows all the diologue and uses it as a guide to life.


"Say goodbye to the majority of hot white pussy in the world."

-that leaves a whole world full of pretty amazing pussy buddy. Somehow I'll go on.

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58. "Sex In the City has fandom across all ethnic lines"
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I remember walking around NYC opening weekend and ran into more then a few groups of hot black women all Carrie'ed out, trying to get their chick crew flick on.

Im hoping some enterprising guys were able to put up numbers in the movie theater that night

  

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will_5198
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60. "I've already sat throught the movie twice"
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will probably end up doing it again at some point

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53. "Why does it seem women have a monopoly on bad choices?"
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hmmmmm

one
k. orr
cop them buttas son - http://www.gilt.com/invite/korr02

  

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54. "if were female or gay, limp bizkit would be a deal breaker"
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actually, women, being crazy, each have approximately 5 billion deal breakers.

"he's too tall."

"he's too loud."

"those pants look stupid."

"he looks like my uncle."

"he hates dane cook."

and so on.

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55. " true. Even the most open woman is a little picky."
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bad shoes
bad haircut
too tall
not tall enough
it never ends.


My criteria: Are you a chick? Holes? Heartbeat? Let's do it.

but I'm an animal.

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Ceej
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56. "LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SAID HOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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And I know u aint meant Shias HOLES. LMAO!!!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/vPqCzVU.jpg

  

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Leamas
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57. "RE: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE SAID HOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Hence the statement: I'm an animal.

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59. "He is charming in a date rapey kind of way"
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