normal35762 Member since Oct 20th 2004 13246 posts
Mon Jan-19-09 05:40 PM
"Serious moments in movies you laffed at." Mon Jan-19-09 05:42 PM by normal35762
Describe one.
A recent one is from the flick Elite Squad. In the movie these cops go in the this favela, shoot some dude and start punkin these cats to see who the dealer is. The officer in charge yanks one dude up and is slapping the shit out of him and cursing him out. Telling him that he is to blame cause dude is dead. Too funny.
20. "The Darth "Noooo" is an All-Time classic WTF?! moment" In response to Reply # 3
If I was Spielberg or Harrison Ford, whenever Lucas came up with a wacky idea for Indiana Jones, I'd say, "Yeah, you thought THIS was a good idea too." and play that moment.
7. "Crash....Matt Dillon" In response to Reply # 0
When his Dad is trying to take a shit and Matt stands at the door looking off into space. I suppose we're supposed to sympathize with Matt's stress but I laughed hysterically.
8. "Almost every single moment of "Twilight"" In response to Reply # 0
It's like the director set out to lengthen every single pregnant pause past the point that I could bear it. And when even completely mundane lines are delivered with penetrating gazes as though every single word Bella and Edward communicated with each other was THE MOST FUCKING IMPORTANT WORD THAT WAS EVER SPOKEN IN THE HISTORY OF HUMAN LANGUAGE it adds up to a lot of screen time that made me burst into nervous laughter.
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15. "A couple in The Dark Knight...." In response to Reply # 0
Rachel getting blown up....
All of the citizens being too scared to push the trigger on the prisoners after talking all that shit...
Dude from Prison Break walking through the bank with a shotgun all gully only to get murked...
Batman's face when he arrived at the wrong spot...
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60. "But I think that's who tarantino aims those scenes for" In response to Reply # 49
B/c he's so much like that. i mean you're talking about a guy who's fav film is Manos: The Hands of Fate, which was #1 worst rated film on imdb for the longest time. I'm pretty sure he aims for those low brow jokes like a woman getting shot or guys needing Vaseline to fuck a comatose woman.
30. "Dennis Hopper in "Speed"" In response to Reply # 0
That bit at the end when Bullock is handcuffed to the rail and Hopper goes to get Reeves who's on the top of the carriage. It has this brilliant closeup of "poor" Bullock, but you can see chubby Hopper running away in the background yelling.
34. "The one I always remember" In response to Reply # 0
is, I don't know if it's The One Armed Boxer (or an offshoot)? But when dude loses his arm, they actually show it in slow motion, and this totally obvious wooden arm falls to the floor, while dude doesn't even try to hide that he's holding his real arm up his back. The fact that it's all accentuated in slow motion makes it hi-larious
57. "The ass whoppin with a belt in Jungle Fever." In response to Reply # 0
"I didn't pay (SLAP) all that money for Catholic school (SSSSWAAAP) so you could go fuck some Nigger! (ssswwwaapp, slap, slave beat, slave beat, sssswwwaaapp)"
58. "The racial dynamic in theatres with 'Bamboozled' runs this post." In response to Reply # 0
White people were laughing at all the wrong parts in at the movie...even in my theatre. Shit almost started a race riot in mad theatres across the country.
71. "My 2 faves both involve Ashley Judd:" In response to Reply # 0
In "Divine Secrets of the Yaya Sisterhood", when she's beating the shit outta her kids in the very dramatic pouring rain, and the sweet, wise black family that 'works' for her are begging "Oh Lawd Pleeez stop, Miz Lady!"
And in "Simon Birch" when the little troll/freak/kid/bean-thing finally hits a baseball and it soars over and hits her in the head AND FUCKING KILLS HER!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
when he's working the deli counter and that fat guy is asking mickey if he's the Ram or not. then mickey jams his thumb into the deli slicer and smears blood all over his face and flips out. i laughed.
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