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Binlahab
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"you make the movie: Vampire Parliament"
Tue Dec-23-08 11:58 AM by Binlahab

  

          

mankind has been attacked by some alien virus resulting in ppl needing to feast on their fellow humans blood to survive.

the few non vampires left go deep underground, while those who have been turned (lets say vamp blood isnt as fulfilling) have to go to incredible lengths to find those w/ clean blood to eat

one brave old vampire who remembers what its like to be normal finds an orphaned regular human & takes her (has to be a her so she can grow up into a STACKED adult vampire hunter, my fellow nerds can feel me on this)

one day young girl is chilling when her adult benefactor busts in...OH NO! Vamp Society has found her out! SHE MUST RUN! he sacrifices himself to give her some time (her own....PERSONAL! vampire jesus! someone to be her friend! someone who cares!)
...& she runs! RUNS FAR AWAY!

and results in killing her 1st vamp

& she realizes...she likes it. and is good @ it

& realizes what she must do

DESTROY VAMPIRE PARLIAMENT!!!

OE, TELL me u wouldnt go see that, dog! ACT LIKE U WOULDNT BE THERE FOR THAT SHIT!


<----- come 1/109 this is how im doing GD

  

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RE: you make the movie: Vampire Parliament
Dec 23rd 2008
1
We need to cast everybody
Dec 23rd 2008
2
my only complaint is w/ the grown up chick vampire huntress
Dec 23rd 2008
3
I thought you said 'stacked'
Dec 23rd 2008
4
Can't have Will in no supporting role dying 1/3 the way through
Dec 23rd 2008
5
nah, that'll clash with "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter"
Dec 23rd 2008
13
i ddin't know about this until fox
Dec 24th 2008
16
Common would make a good vampire, Pharrell would make a good mad scienti...
Dec 23rd 2008
6
common has shown me negative acting skills.
Dec 23rd 2008
8
but vampires hate THE LIGHT.
Dec 24th 2008
18
      i just got this. nm
Dec 26th 2008
24
Jessica Biel as the stacked hunter.
Dec 23rd 2008
7
or the pinktoe from mad men. nm
Dec 23rd 2008
9
^^^^^^^^^^^
Dec 23rd 2008
12
Never seen her, but as long as she's sweaty from vampire murder
Dec 26th 2008
22
oh really? get familiar:
Dec 26th 2008
25
      she'd make a better stacked vampire. Padma for hunter.
Dec 28th 2008
30
what about Kat Dennings from 40 yr old virgin
Dec 26th 2008
26
rent Blade 3. or don't actually. lol
Dec 26th 2008
23
      I have it.
Dec 27th 2008
28
Is there any way to actually work Parliament into this film?
Dec 23rd 2008
10
how bout this...
Dec 23rd 2008
14
underworld: origins????
Dec 23rd 2008
11
who would direct?
Dec 23rd 2008
15
Paul Anderson
Dec 24th 2008
17
      damn that...spike lee. nm
Dec 24th 2008
19
As long as the Vampires don't twinkle.
Dec 25th 2008
20
lol
Dec 25th 2008
21
Busta would make a bomb werewolf.
Dec 27th 2008
27
Preferably skinny Busta with dreads
Dec 28th 2008
29
      That huge neck always gets me.
Dec 28th 2008
32
Tracy Morgan as Vampire Prime Minister
Dec 28th 2008
31

MfDash
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1. "RE: you make the movie: Vampire Parliament"
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im there..just dont write the book first

and when i can im gonna build a castle that touches the clouds,
not to get closer to god but to get further from y'all

- Slug



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BigReg
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2. "We need to cast everybody"
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Tue Dec-23-08 02:53 PM by BigReg

  

          

Young Girl: The little bumble bee bitch:
http://tinyurl.com/59pnu2

Adult Vampire Killer: this asshole
http://tinyurl.com/94elmq

Jesus Vampire Savior: out of respect to the post that started this, http://tinyurl.com/7uch6o

Lord of the vampires: This asshole:
http://tinyurl.com/9vxc75

Prince of the Vampires who's trying to kill his father and become lord: This guy
http://tinyurl.com/8d8qva

Princess Vampire who makes friend with page, play heavy with a possible lesbian angle: Who else but this bitch:
http://tinyurl.com/6dlxrb


  

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Binlahab
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3. "my only complaint is w/ the grown up chick vampire huntress"
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that girl u posted is not remotely top heavy enough


<----- come 1/109 this is how im doing GD

  

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4. "I thought you said 'stacked'"
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5. "Can't have Will in no supporting role dying 1/3 the way through"
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Either re-cast the part or re-write the movie, and re-title it 'Vampire Jesus'

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13. "nah, that'll clash with "Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter""
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getting sued by an Indie isn't a good look.

Fuck your sig.

  

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16. "i ddin't know about this until fox"
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megan fox is in it ill watch anything

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6. "Common would make a good vampire, Pharrell would make a good mad scienti..."
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Tue Dec-23-08 04:20 PM by kevgalaxy

  

          

*nods*

<==Hawtastic.

  

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Binlahab
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8. "common has shown me negative acting skills."
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& unless pharrel is acting like a rapper...which he sucks @ he couldn't be in this film either


<----- come 1/109 this is how im doing GD

  

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18. "but vampires hate THE LIGHT."
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_______________________________________

<<progressions.

  

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Binlahab
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24. "i just got this. nm"
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<----- chilling at the crib, playing a lil halo

  

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7. "Jessica Biel as the stacked hunter."
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Binlahab
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9. "or the pinktoe from mad men. nm"
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<----- come 1/109 this is how im doing GD

  

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12. "^^^^^^^^^^^"
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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22. "Never seen her, but as long as she's sweaty from vampire murder"
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I'm game.

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Binlahab
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25. "oh really? get familiar:"
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http://www.under-ice.com/journal/christina_hendricks.jpg


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30. "she'd make a better stacked vampire. Padma for hunter."
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26. "what about Kat Dennings from 40 yr old virgin"
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she's got some jammers on her

  

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23. "rent Blade 3. or don't actually. lol"
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28. "I have it."
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The world needs more sweaty, sexy Jessica Biel.

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10. "Is there any way to actually work Parliament into this film?"
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Tue Dec-23-08 05:53 PM by buckshot defunct

  

          

Maybe the vampires could all run around in diapers? Or travel by way of spaceship?

I just don't want audiences to feel misled.

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14. "how bout this..."
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In the movie, George Clinton was actually the head of the of some Government Parliament, or the Vampire headquarters was in some sort of Parliament, say...England?



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11. "underworld: origins????"
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¿If a fat guy falls in the woods and there is no one around to see it, do the trees laugh?

  

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15. "who would direct?"
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We should have some sort of artsy director. I nominate Park Chan-wook for this.



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17. "Paul Anderson"
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Either the Magnolia/Boogie Nights one, or the Event Horizon/Aliens Vs Predator one

  

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19. "damn that...spike lee. nm"
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<----- come 1/109 this is how im doing GD

  

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20. "As long as the Vampires don't twinkle."
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21. "lol"
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27. "Busta would make a bomb werewolf."
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<==Hawtastic.

  

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29. "Preferably skinny Busta with dreads"
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I'd like to see as little of Aftermath-issued-roided-up Busta as possible.



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32. "That huge neck always gets me."
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<==Hawtastic.

  

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31. "Tracy Morgan as Vampire Prime Minister"
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