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"Which Super Hero Has The Wackest Weakness?"
Fri Sep-19-08 09:36 PM by spirit

  

          

When I was trying to explain to a girl that Green Lantern's weakness was yellow, I felt retarded. LOL.
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lmao. and you should've
Sep 19th 2008
1
she asked me WHY his weakness was yellow
Sep 20th 2008
2
      shoulda used the fear angle.
Sep 20th 2008
5
           ha. that's a creative way of freaking it
Sep 21st 2008
15
           yeah that would have totally gotten him laid
Sep 21st 2008
18
                SQUAWK! (c) Fire
Sep 22nd 2008
25
                haha. i woulda got some pussy out of it
Sep 22nd 2008
28
                if you talk about superheroes for foreplay, you need therapy
Sep 24th 2008
70
I came in here to say Green Lantern lol
Sep 20th 2008
3
...yellow?
Sep 20th 2008
4
so you're saying Big Bird could fuck him up??
Sep 23rd 2008
53
I once heard of a GL comic
Sep 23rd 2008
57
      dude STAYED getting stole on w/ brass lamps in the 60s
Sep 23rd 2008
66
well, Aquaman is pretty useless out of the water.
Sep 20th 2008
6
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8wN_cA-fQg
Sep 20th 2008
7
      Hi Aquaman!
Sep 20th 2008
8
      LOL!!!
Sep 21st 2008
16
      i feel like an idiot. i used that exact same joke in a comic once
Sep 21st 2008
19
      I love Dr.Katz dam they need to bring that back.
Sep 22nd 2008
35
Well, the original Green Lantern is allergic to wood
Sep 20th 2008
9
Superman. Yes, I said it.
Sep 20th 2008
10
His weakness to magic is worse.
Sep 20th 2008
11
i agree
Sep 22nd 2008
22
Martian Manhunter
Sep 20th 2008
13
his weakness is fire?
Sep 22nd 2008
29
Fire disrupts his phasing ability. In some cases...
Sep 22nd 2008
38
i always thought it was more phobia
Sep 23rd 2008
49
      RE: i always thought it was more phobia
Sep 23rd 2008
56
agreed
Sep 22nd 2008
21
I think the not looking thru Lead is the worst
Sep 22nd 2008
31
      RE: I think the not looking thru Lead is the worst
Sep 23rd 2008
47
      seems more of an annoyance than a 'weakness' imo
Sep 23rd 2008
67
Which is why ASBAR #9 was so great
Sep 20th 2008
12
damn, bruce got the whole batcave painted yellow or something?
Sep 21st 2008
17
a great moment in prep time history
Sep 23rd 2008
58
didn't they get rid of the weakness to yellow a few years ago?
Sep 20th 2008
14
RE: didn't they get rid of the weakness to yellow a few years ago?
Sep 22nd 2008
20
      *DEAD*
Sep 22nd 2008
23
      lol
Sep 23rd 2008
54
      holy sh*t. LMMFAO.
Sep 25th 2008
78
i got a weakness for asian chicks too.
Sep 22nd 2008
24
^^^^
Sep 22nd 2008
32
haha...word life
Sep 23rd 2008
50
Omar's weakness for Puerto Rican homothugs
Sep 22nd 2008
26
LOL
Sep 22nd 2008
27
My Good Lord
Sep 22nd 2008
30
hahahaha
Sep 22nd 2008
34
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 25th 2008
79
Which Marvel characters have weaknesses?
Sep 22nd 2008
33
90% have the same weakness
Sep 22nd 2008
39
Bad luck n/t
Sep 23rd 2008
48
thor couldn't be separated from his hammer or he'd turn back...
Sep 24th 2008
72
Iron Man=Liquor
Sep 22nd 2008
36
Hammers? Rubbing alcohol?
Sep 22nd 2008
37
you forgot Wolverine
Sep 22nd 2008
40
      Not really..
Sep 22nd 2008
41
           Have you read an X-Men book since 2000?
Sep 22nd 2008
42
                LOL word
Sep 22nd 2008
43
                     Oh...yeah!
Sep 23rd 2008
63
...and so Black Adam woke up one morning with laryngitis...
Sep 22nd 2008
44
LMAO @ the thought of this
Sep 23rd 2008
45
      this actually happened to Billy Batson once.
Sep 23rd 2008
46
           So you could, hypothetically, 'jinx' him
Sep 23rd 2008
60
Magneto, and his penchant for looong victory speeches.
Sep 23rd 2008
51
C'mon, dude's a Shakesperian actor
Sep 23rd 2008
55
umm as this shit was loading..
Sep 23rd 2008
52
so your weakness is dial-up?
Sep 23rd 2008
59
      Guess again. (hint: check his handle)
Sep 23rd 2008
61
           Wha? He's just a mild mannered reporter as far as I can tell.
Sep 23rd 2008
62
y'all stopped reading comics in the 70s or something?
Sep 23rd 2008
64
^^just pulled everyone's nerd card and sealed it up in mylar
Sep 23rd 2008
65
^ ^ didn't read comics in the 80's
Sep 24th 2008
71
      lolol
Sep 24th 2008
73
      WRONG! (c) Chris Rock
Sep 30th 2008
84
I'm not much of a comic book reader
Sep 23rd 2008
68
Hi Aquaman!
Sep 23rd 2008
69
Longshot
Sep 24th 2008
74
How you gonna have super duper good luck powers
Sep 24th 2008
75
      It was good luck for us
Sep 25th 2008
77
fucking matter eater lad.
Sep 24th 2008
76
Wonder Woman
Sep 25th 2008
80
does having her wrists chained together still work?
Sep 25th 2008
81
Batman's weakness = Freddy Krueger
Sep 25th 2008
82
batman-weakness, lack of 2 weeks of prep time
Sep 25th 2008
83

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1. "lmao. and you should've"
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i remember the first time my dad told me that. i was almost in TEARS laughing.

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2. "she asked me WHY his weakness was yellow"
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i was all fumbling for a reason like 'well, doesn't blue plus yellow equal green?"

i was trying to explain how the guardians on oa were blue.

the more i kept talking the crazier she looked at me.

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5. "shoulda used the fear angle."
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green lantern powers are about exercising will, right?

yellow is a color that signifies fear, a challenge to will.

you coulda played it off like it was some deep metaphor and shit.

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15. "ha. that's a creative way of freaking it"
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guess i'll save that one for next time. lol.
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18. "yeah that would have totally gotten him laid"
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25. "SQUAWK! (c) Fire"
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28. "haha. i woulda got some pussy out of it"
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70. "if you talk about superheroes for foreplay, you need therapy"
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this was a conversation in a home depot, but yeah, thanks for playing snark-o-rama.
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3. "I came in here to say Green Lantern lol"
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4. "...yellow?"
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53. "so you're saying Big Bird could fuck him up??"
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57. "I once heard of a GL comic"
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...where the villain decked himself out in a yellow suit. He was popping off to Hal on some "Ha! Look I'm in a yellow suit. You're powerless against me!" Hal just said "Look up, I'm going to drop this mountain on you."

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66. "dude STAYED getting stole on w/ brass lamps in the 60s"
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And very rarely did the criminals seem conscious of this weakness, it was just an unfortunate coincidence that the mafia happened to obtain a bunch of yellow colored Surface-to-Air missiles.

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6. "well, Aquaman is pretty useless out of the water."
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which is where about 98% of all crimes happen, so, yeah. The whole "Can't do shit for you on dry land" thing is pretty wack.




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7. "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8wN_cA-fQg"
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exact same punchline and everything.
well, mine was "hey look, it's aquaman!"

i mean, i've never even seen that bit before.

that's fuckin weird as fuck.

  

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9. "Well, the original Green Lantern is allergic to wood"
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That's pretty fucking lame.

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10. "Superman. Yes, I said it."
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Maybe it'd be different if there wasn't so much fucking Kryptonite on Earth, but if everyone and their cousin can either obtain or manufacture Kryptonite, then how is it a special weakness? That shit is more abundant than the color yellow, making him even easier to slow down than the Green Lantern.

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11. "His weakness to magic is worse."
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When I heard that I just shook my head. Seems like one of those things that was tacked on years later.

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13. "Martian Manhunter"
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Probably more powerful than Superman and he can be stopped by a book of matches.
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29. "his weakness is fire?"
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really? Can't he phase tho? How can he be burned when he's insubstantial?

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38. "Fire disrupts his phasing ability. In some cases..."
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...he turns into a puddle of green goo
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49. "i always thought it was more phobia"
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than weakness. i could be wrong tho as i'm not big on Martian Manhunter. i thought it more like Storm's claustrophobia.

  

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56. "RE: i always thought it was more phobia"
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In his short lived series, the writer tried to explain it away as a mere phobia, and it ran for awhile but every other writer at DC was too locked into it as a physical vulnerability and majority rules.

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21. "agreed"
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so lame and add to it the fact that it seems like everyone on earth has a little krypto and the advent of the red krypto was the worse.

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31. "I think the not looking thru Lead is the worst"
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Supes weaknesses are a good example of how the breadth and depth of science knowledge expans from generation to generation

  

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47. "RE: I think the not looking thru Lead is the worst"
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Nah, that makes sense. Lead blocks x-rays in real life.

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67. "seems more of an annoyance than a 'weakness' imo"
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Like it can't really kill him, it can't really stop him from saving the day, but you know it's gotta bug the shit out of him.

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12. "Which is why ASBAR #9 was so great"
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17. "damn, bruce got the whole batcave painted yellow or something?"
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he's a fool for that one...

are they still trying to do a superman versus batman movie?
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58. "a great moment in prep time history"
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I'm still laughing at Robin reading that 'Yellow Kid' comic

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14. "didn't they get rid of the weakness to yellow a few years ago?"
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and i have to co-sign superman, at least a little. i mean, they even have red kryptonite, which takes away his powers forever.

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20. "RE: didn't they get rid of the weakness to yellow a few years ago?"
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>and i have to co-sign superman, at least a little. i mean,
>they even have red kryptonite, which takes away his powers
>forever.

I thought that was gold kryptonite?

And you don't even want to know what pink kryptonite does to him.

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23. "*DEAD*"
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>And you don't even want to know what pink kryptonite does to
>him.
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54. "lol"
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78. "holy sh*t. LMMFAO."
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24. "i got a weakness for asian chicks too."
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nothing wack about that!

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32. "^^^^"
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50. "haha...word life"
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26. "Omar's weakness for Puerto Rican homothugs"
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27. "LOL"
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30. "My Good Lord"
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34. "hahahaha"
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79. "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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n/m

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33. "Which Marvel characters have weaknesses?"
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I can't remember.

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39. "90% have the same weakness"
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48. "Bad luck n/t"
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Fun is the new gritty

  

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72. "thor couldn't be separated from his hammer or he'd turn back..."
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...into donald blake.

iron man originally had to keep his suit powered up or he'd face the threat of heart failure.

it seems like moon knight had some weakness related to needing moonlight, but i can't recall exactly.

hmmm...

juggernaut's only weakness was telepathic attack, hence why he wore his 'telepathic attack proof helmet' which some x-man always used to manage to get off

but you wanted to know about heroes...

marvel heroes generally had interpersonal weaknesses...like villains would discover their secret ID and kidnap their girlfriend or something.
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36. "Iron Man=Liquor"
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Daredevil=Hot Greek women that just happen to be assassins
Thor=If he doesn't touch his hammer after a minute on Earth he turns into his humanoid form sans powers
Luke Cage=White women
The Hulk=reason and overwhelming emotion
Professor X=getting his block knocked off, walking
Colossus=Magneto
Spider-Man=Magical attacks & hypnosis
Juggernaut=Mental/psychic attacks
Storm=claustrophobic
Sub Mariner=rubbing alcohol
Mister Fantastic=Head colds, freezing cold and hammers
Human Torch=Water/low oxygen

I could go on but why?

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37. "Hammers? Rubbing alcohol?"
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40. "you forgot Wolverine"
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His weaknesses are:
-Red heads
-Magneto
-Alcohol

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41. "Not really.."
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Wolverine loves redheads, Asian chicks, cute young female surrogate daughters and he no longer has adamantium lacing his bones per Magneto and his healing factor makes it so that alcohol doesn't affect him for long.

I just sounded like homie from "The Big Bang" right there.

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42. "Have you read an X-Men book since 2000?"
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> and he no longer has adamantium lacing his
>bones per Magneto

Apocalypse gave him his swagger back when Logan was rolling as his "Death" horseman.



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43. "LOL word"
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I was reading that thinking whoa where have you been buddy? I don't even read X-Men like that anymore and even I know he has the adamantium back.

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63. "Oh...yeah!"
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I actually FORGOT about that.

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44. "...and so Black Adam woke up one morning with laryngitis..."
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45. "LMAO @ the thought of this"
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*scratchy whisper* ssshhh...ssshhhhaa...cough, cough....



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46. "this actually happened to Billy Batson once."
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As a result, that issue (I believe it was "Power of Shazam!" #28) was more or less a Mary Marvel solo story.

Mary had to go save the city from monsters. Billy stayed in bed with chicken soup and MTV :/

  

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60. "So you could, hypothetically, 'jinx' him"
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He'd be completely powerless AND have to buy you a coke.

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51. "Magneto, and his penchant for looong victory speeches."
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That dude would win all the time if he would just shut his yapper. When he talks the XMEN regroup and jap him.

GOMD

  

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55. "C'mon, dude's a Shakesperian actor"
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They love those soliloquies (sp?).


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52. "umm as this shit was loading.."
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I was thinking having a weakness to the color yellow was pretty shitty..and you beat me to it.

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59. "so your weakness is dial-up?"
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61. "Guess again. (hint: check his handle)"
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62. "Wha? He's just a mild mannered reporter as far as I can tell."
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Not sure what you're getting at here.

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64. "y'all stopped reading comics in the 70s or something?"
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Yellow don't do shit to a GL...unless he is a rookie and hasn't conquered fear.

Aquaman (when he was still around) is superstrong with all the benefits that usually come with that power...in or out of water. The out of water weakness was deaded long ago. Not to mention he is telepathic (and not just with fish).

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65. "^^just pulled everyone's nerd card and sealed it up in mylar"
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71. "^ ^ didn't read comics in the 80's"
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73. "lolol"
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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84. "WRONG! (c) Chris Rock"
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68. "I'm not much of a comic book reader"
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but what about the weakest strengths and/or superpowers?

  

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69. "Hi Aquaman!"
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☺☻

"i'm doing good, can i put my face in your buttcrack?" (c) P.Inf

"frankly, I think it's foolish to have a cat or a baby, but whatever" (c) veritas

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74. "Longshot"
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75. "How you gonna have super duper good luck powers"
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And STILL wind up with that haircut?


Makes no sense.

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77. "It was good luck for us"
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Seeing that goofy bastard walking around in that tight leather suit (pause) looking like David Bowie with a mullet for all these years has been nothing but entertaining.


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76. "fucking matter eater lad."
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wtf.

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80. "Wonder Woman"
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Being tied up with her own lasso.....

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81. "does having her wrists chained together still work?"
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82. "Batman's weakness = Freddy Krueger"
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n/m

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83. "batman-weakness, lack of 2 weeks of prep time"
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before every battle.

"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him" -John Viscount Morley


"I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin' else."

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