6. "RE: MOVIES THAT MADE YOU WANT 2 BURN DOWN THE THEATER" In response to Reply # 0
Well, it hasn't officially come out yet. But, the moment I heard that Billy Bob Thorton has been pegged to play Freddy Kruegar in the remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street, I wanted to burn something!
8. "Usually typing in all caps suffices" In response to Reply # 0
Although Wanted was the last time I walked out of a movie and apologized for suggesting we go see it. Before that, my friend had to apologize for The Savages.
26. "but it was the best comedy of the year...." In response to Reply # 9
when Jason beat that girl in the sleeping bag with the other one.....Awesome. LMAO.
Or how about when that guy got impaled on that random, giant screw sitting out in the open and then ol' girl says, "Looks like he got screwed." LOL, hilarity. --------------------------------------- http://i37.tinypic.com/5x8u9k.gif
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54. "USHER is THE proof, every actor shouldn't sing, and dammnit.." In response to Reply # 11
every SINGER should NOT act.
All I'm saying, E'rybody know(s) I love the hell out of Beyonce Carter..but she better fucking throw down in "ETTA JAMES-the movie" or whatsinever it's called. Nobody fucking with her singing, but if I gotta stick up for her acting, I would like to have a leg to stand on.
King James Bible states in (1st Corinthians 14:8-9)-"..Again, If the trumpet does NOT sound a clear call, who will get ready for battle?..So it is with you."
13. "I would say 'Alexander', but...." In response to Reply # 0
...I walked out of there smiling, because all of a sudden I had no insecurities of any kind. There was no way, ever, I could be as bad at anything as that film was at being a...film.
56. "RE: "Revenge Of The Sith" was garbage?" In response to Reply # 51
Yeah, I could see Phantom Menace wanting to strangle Jar Jar or the kid anakin, or Clones cuz the love crap was terrible but Sith was pretty good, still occasional bad acting and some bad story (nothing medically wrong with her but she doesn't have the will to live?) but much better done than the other 2.
32. "a sh*&load of 'em....." In response to Reply # 28
The Talented Mr. Ripley The Ring 2 The Grudge Unbreakable Street Fighter the Movie The Blair Witch Project Cloverfield Saw III The Hulk - Ang Lee Batman Forever and Batman & Robin Superman Returns The Punisher Blade III
On The Lookout 4: some new music. WTF is going on this year?
60. "The Green Mile" In response to Reply # 0 Wed Oct-01-08 02:40 PM by professor
First, because Duncan was playing an angel and Hanks was the anti-christ but the people in the theater were crying for Hanks at the end. WTF?
Second, because once again they had the black actor playing the stereotypical role of relationship revivor for white folks. From Candy Man to Lethal Weapon to Legend of Bagger Vance to every episode of the Oprah Winfrey show -- black folk always gotta be the spiritual/sexual/professional sidekick or nursemaid to white people.
Except in Green Mile it was more offensive than usual because they had Duncan actually cup and resurrect Hanks' nuts with his big-ass gorilla hands...
Fuck that movie!
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