how many times is danielsan gonna hit you the exact same way from the exact same angles before you block that shit and fuck him up?
i just bought the first one for $5 and saw this shit was on amc. i was so irritated with daniels bitch ass i started rooting for the bad guy and forgot how insanely wack daniels come back was. i was prayin for johnny to run in and sweep the leg.
crane kick still rules though.
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1. "Somebody get a body bag!!!" In response to Reply # 0
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2. "RE: SMH@ this ending to Karate Kid pt II." In response to Reply # 0
It was odd because the go-to move from the first movie got dismissed like the trash it was.
"If do right, no can defense" my ass. Catch that shit and throw his skinny ass to the ground.
So basically the writers were like, "Yeah, that super move from the first movie that we pretended would always work is bullshit...but this new super move this is the one that always works."
8. "i was too mad about his fair weathered crew to care" In response to Reply # 4
you know the whole "you sure pick cool people to be friends with freddy" bitch ass crew who sucked up to the cobra kai at the beach, and now they wanna run up and carry daniel-san when he wins. he should've roundhouse kicked every last one of 'em.
but yeah, you've got a point about the face contact thing
now or never Member since Oct 27th 2004 3821 posts
Tue Jan-06-09 07:50 PM
35. "that nigga with the pony tail was trying to bring back kreese" In response to Reply # 34
they was friends in vietnam and kreese saved his life so he saw kreese was livin broke after miyagi and daniel son beat his kids asses in that tournament and he tried to set them up and fuck daniel up at the tournament with that angry ass "bad boy" dude who ended up doing soap operas after the movie the third one was definately hilarious ----- No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. (c) HL Mencken or some other motherfucker.
37. "*dead* @ this part" In response to Reply # 30
Finally, why didn't the "KKIII" writers think up a better ending? They should have gone with a WWF-style twist for the final 20 minutes: First, The Rich Guy buys off Miyagi, only Daniel-San doesn't know about it. Before the finals of the All-Valley Tournament, The Rich Guy shows up with John Creese and his new girlfriend ... Elisabeth Shue, who's all over him as a stunned Daniel-San looks on (making the Ralph Macchio Face).
Then, just when Daniel-San starts winning the final match, Miyagi comes flying in and hits him the head with a bonsai tree, causing him to lose the title and selling him out in the process. And the movie wraps up with Miyagi, Creese, the Rich Guy and Shue celebrating over Daniel-San's battered body as the crowd collectively laughs at him, followed by Daniel-San going into the shower and hanging himself. The end. A fitting finale to the trilogy.
32. "Are yall really talking bad about Karate Kid" In response to Reply # 0
Are yall girly mouthed, cro-magnon faced, slack jawed googily eyed fucks talking about 2 of the greatest movies from the 80's on this fine green earth. Don't you dare lower Pat Morita's legacy. Don't you dare take away from Daniel-san's courage. Don't you dare lower Johhny's and Chosen's excellent villianous roles. They are two of the greatest douchebag villians to ever grace the silver screen.
Everyone in this post deserves a crane kick, and drum punch, and a Mr Miyagi pretend to chop your neck but pinch your nose attack.
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