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Cold Truth
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"SMH@ this ending to Karate Kid pt II."


  

          

how many times is danielsan gonna hit you the exact same way from the exact same angles before you block that shit and fuck him up?

i just bought the first one for $5 and saw this shit was on amc. i was so irritated with daniels bitch ass i started rooting for the bad guy and forgot how insanely wack daniels come back was. i was prayin for johnny to run in and sweep the leg.

crane kick still rules though.

  

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Somebody get a body bag!!!
Jun 29th 2008
1
strike mercy first!
Jun 30th 2008
7
      nope it's "Strike first strike hard no mercy sir!!!"
Jun 30th 2008
13
           ^^^took posting lessons at the y
Jun 30th 2008
14
RE: SMH@ this ending to Karate Kid pt II.
Jun 29th 2008
2
if do wrong, CAN defense
Jun 30th 2008
6
MIYAGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 29th 2008
3
"NOW... TO YOU... I AM DEAD"
Jun 30th 2008
10
Ending of the first one is bullshit too
Jun 30th 2008
4
you know the all-valley tournament rules?!?!?!
Jun 30th 2008
5
i was too mad about his fair weathered crew to care
Jun 30th 2008
8
yeah, f*** them!
Jun 30th 2008
9
You're the best. Around.
Jan 06th 2009
33
them hand drum baby mallet lookin things get me goin every time, tho.
Jun 30th 2008
11
^^^ Best laugh OKP gave me a minute
Jan 02nd 2009
22
The things with balls attached (no homo)?
Jan 03rd 2009
24
There village, there farms, everything...
Jun 30th 2008
12
LIVE OR DIE MAN!?!?!?!?
Jun 30th 2008
15
Y'all niggas hatin. All 3 of them shits was heat
Jun 30th 2008
16
for real
Jan 03rd 2009
23
what was the setup for the third one? can't remember that one at all
Jan 06th 2009
34
      that nigga with the pony tail was trying to bring back kreese
Jan 06th 2009
35
           lol,I'm gonna have to revisit that one,I think I saw it when it came out
Jan 07th 2009
38
Ay yo go fuck yourself dont be talking bad about Karate Kid!
Jul 01st 2008
17
Yeah I saw that Cracked.com article too
Jul 01st 2008
18
funny thing is, i didn't
Jan 02nd 2009
21
did he really tweak that mfer's nose?
Jan 04th 2009
25
Don't get it twisted
Jul 01st 2008
19
Hell I rooted for Cobra Kai to whoop his ass in the first one
Jul 01st 2008
20
It would've been tight if Daniel applied a nerve hold.
Jan 04th 2009
26
*crane kicks this poast in the face*
Jan 04th 2009
27
*laughs at crane kick*
Jan 04th 2009
28
^^^John Kreese^^^
Jan 04th 2009
29
no KK post is complete without
Jan 04th 2009
30
that was great reading
Jan 05th 2009
31
*dead* @ this part
Jan 06th 2009
37
Are yall really talking bad about Karate Kid
Jan 05th 2009
32
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Jan 06th 2009
36

Gemini_Two_One
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1. "Somebody get a body bag!!!"
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7. "strike mercy first!"
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13. "nope it's "Strike first strike hard no mercy sir!!!""
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14. "^^^took posting lessons at the y"
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2. "RE: SMH@ this ending to Karate Kid pt II."
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It was odd because the go-to move from the first movie got dismissed like the trash it was.

"If do right, no can defense" my ass. Catch that shit and throw his skinny ass to the ground.

So basically the writers were like, "Yeah, that super move from the first movie that we pretended would always work is bullshit...but this new super move this is the one that always works."

  

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6. "if do wrong, CAN defense"
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maybe he didn't practice enough on the beaches of okinawa

maybe the psychological warfare of being repeatedly called a coward took its toll on his confidence.

maybe he just beginner luck like with the fly and the chopsticks, and he never really mastered it

but if do right, NO CAN DEFENSE

  

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3. "MIYAGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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10. ""NOW... TO YOU... I AM DEAD""
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Sato's the man




  

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4. "Ending of the first one is bullshit too"
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He lands that crane kick to Johnny's face. Tourny rules are no face contact. Daniel should got that L.

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5. "you know the all-valley tournament rules?!?!?!"
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haha.

  

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8. "i was too mad about his fair weathered crew to care"
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you know the whole "you sure pick cool people to be friends with freddy" bitch ass crew who sucked up to the cobra kai at the beach, and now they wanna run up and carry daniel-san when he wins. he should've roundhouse kicked every last one of 'em.

but yeah, you've got a point about the face contact thing

no can defense

  

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9. "yeah, f*** them!"
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33. "You're the best. Around."
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11. "them hand drum baby mallet lookin things get me goin every time, tho."
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i wish i had them in real life situations
i would get in a fight everyday


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22. "^^^ Best laugh OKP gave me a minute"
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Fuckin' baby mallet.

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24. "The things with balls attached (no homo)?"
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Those aren't for fighting though.

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12. "There village, there farms, everything..."
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GONE! (c) Sato

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15. "LIVE OR DIE MAN!?!?!?!?"
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WRONG BOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!

so dumb..

  

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16. "Y'all niggas hatin. All 3 of them shits was heat"
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i just watched all three over the christmas break.

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34. "what was the setup for the third one? can't remember that one at all"
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35. "that nigga with the pony tail was trying to bring back kreese"
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they was friends in vietnam and kreese saved his life
so he saw kreese was livin broke after miyagi and daniel son beat his kids asses in that tournament
and he tried to set them up and fuck daniel up at the tournament with that angry ass "bad boy" dude who ended up doing soap operas after the movie
the third one was definately hilarious
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38. "lol,I'm gonna have to revisit that one,I think I saw it when it came out"
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none of that is sounding too familiar but definitely entertaining.

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17. "Ay yo go fuck yourself dont be talking bad about Karate Kid!"
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especially part 2

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18. "Yeah I saw that Cracked.com article too"
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>how many times is danielsan gonna hit you the exact same way
>from the exact same angles before you block that shit and fuck
>him up?
>

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21. "funny thing is, i didn't"
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but nice try

  

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25. "did he really tweak that mfer's nose?"
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19. "Don't get it twisted"
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I'm not here to shit on KKIII. I'm here to show my love for possibly my favorite Karate Kid (I know one is the best for the lines alone).

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20. "Hell I rooted for Cobra Kai to whoop his ass in the first one"
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But it came down to coaching... so Danielson won.

  

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26. "It would've been tight if Daniel applied a nerve hold."
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That move is vicious.

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27. "*crane kicks this poast in the face*"
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Directly in the face, too
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28. "*laughs at crane kick*"
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that shit don't fly in 09

  

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29. "^^^John Kreese^^^"
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30. "no KK post is complete without"
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31. "that was great reading"
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I still maintain my love for KK II.

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37. "*dead* @ this part"
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Finally, why didn't the "KKIII" writers think up a better ending? They should have gone with a WWF-style twist for the final 20 minutes: First, The Rich Guy buys off Miyagi, only Daniel-San doesn't know about it. Before the finals of the All-Valley Tournament, The Rich Guy shows up with John Creese and his new girlfriend ... Elisabeth Shue, who's all over him as a stunned Daniel-San looks on (making the Ralph Macchio Face).

Then, just when Daniel-San starts winning the final match, Miyagi comes flying in and hits him the head with a bonsai tree, causing him to lose the title and selling him out in the process. And the movie wraps up with Miyagi, Creese, the Rich Guy and Shue celebrating over Daniel-San's battered body as the crowd collectively laughs at him, followed by Daniel-San going into the shower and hanging himself. The end. A fitting finale to the trilogy.

  

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32. "Are yall really talking bad about Karate Kid"
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Are yall girly mouthed, cro-magnon faced, slack jawed googily eyed fucks talking about 2 of the greatest movies from the 80's on this fine green earth. Don't you dare lower Pat Morita's legacy. Don't you dare take away from Daniel-san's courage. Don't you dare lower Johhny's and Chosen's excellent villianous roles. They are two of the greatest douchebag villians to ever grace the silver screen.

Everyone in this post deserves a crane kick, and drum punch, and a Mr Miyagi pretend to chop your neck but pinch your nose attack.

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36. ".."
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