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>>-The winners of last season are now legit gladiators named >JET >>and Hurricane and GOD DAMN does MiniVan look wet and HOT AS >>FUCK >> > >Hurricane? Thought his name was Rocket or something. Either >way, NOT IMPORTANT.
Youre right, Hurrican is that new guy with the red Top Chef Faux Hawk that was an alleged "olympian" but like you said NOT IMPORTANTE
> >I'm a little mad they didn't just stick with 'Mojo' for her >Gladiator name but got...DAYUM. I feel like I could watch her >little intro clip on a continuous loop for hours on end. The >physical transformation was pretty jarring the first time I >saw her. Made me wonder what kind of Isle of Dr Moreau shit is >going on behind the scenes at AGHQ. Made me wonder what Helga >must have looked like before she landed this gig. My guess is >she used to be a very large man.
Her INTRO CLIP>>>GODDAM!!! The wetness, the abs, the intimidation, the smile, it has a lil of everything you want in a mom drivin my kids to a soccer game.
> >>-We basically have a new Gladiator a week and the women are >>getting better lookin and guys are getting more campy, >>especially that olympic javolin thrower > >Yes and I approve of the new direction. I like how they're >doing the gimmick episodes with couples and stuff too. The >scripted responses keep getting more and more awkward. I love >it.
The responses are making a Shot @ Love look like The West Wing but the gimmick eps are essential hook to keep the viewers in the summer and avoid the monotony...whats gotten into ME!!!
> >>-We've had a Lou Forigno cameo along with a FULL GREEN TITAN >>on the joust wherest Titan has an amazing undefeated record. > >Every time Titan shows up on screen me and my wife do the >Titan Thigh Jiggle in lieu of traditional applause.
He was jiggilin the shit outta them bitches on the joust platform the other day!!
> > >>-Just this week we had couples battling eachother and in >both >>eliminators the conetstants who trailed not only won the >comp >>but posted the fastest scores for the men and WOMEN > >That was great. I'm glad the red couple won. I think all >newlywed couples should go on this show because it teaches 2 >very important life lessons: Compromise and Hand-Bikes.
Fuck marriage classes/counseling, if you guys cant handbike find someone else.
> > >>-They now have statistics for the gladiators in each event >and >>of course Crush has never lost anything, and she continues >to >>have the bestest breast on the show > >What I love about Crush is she's like the amazon woman next >door. Not like these other 'roided out strippers... FOH Venom
Crush has that uncanny ability to WANT me to want her to choke me out where as if Venom were to attempt it I would run for zee hills > > >>-Everytime Laila Ali interviews the men she gets more >angular >>(its hard to explain but if you watch you'll now exactly >what >>I mean > >I like when she mentions the fact that she's a boxer. They >call that "character development"
LOL, she sounds like Starr Jones, LAILA: I dont about wrestling being the oldest and bestest sport, see I was a boxer!!!<<<<reviting!!!
> >>and the Hulkster continues to use his triceps to end >>his sentences. > >LOL > >>-And last but DEFINITly not least, apparently ALL the >>Gladiators are on the Jerrod diet cuz they all have custom >>Subway samiches they want us to know about........if youre a >>hardcore GLADDY U SEE IT!!! > >He goes by "Justice" nowadays. > >>If I missed anything please add on, Buck!! Was there a Lil >>Wayne cameo that flew over my head?? If so I need the >youtube >>for my life to be complete. > >Very thorough stuff, brother. Here's a few things from my >notes that I didn't see in your analysis: > >- Did Wolf have those teeth last season?
Had em filed down after the NBC renewal check came in.
>- Did Mayhem get fired?
he cheated @ every comp, maybe he went back to gladdy school or hes in the Minors aka Battledome
>- How do you feel about the new events? I like the bungee-ball >thing. That looks fun.
The bungee one reminds of that old school event where they were bunggied up and had to jump off the pyrimiad then jump up to the three baskets to score while the glads try and impale them
>- What's with re-capping events that took place during the >commercials?
I think theyre doin 6 event so that they cant put the best 4 on tv instead of just doin 4 and have em all be shitty, you know NBC always ahead of their time.
>- I like the modifications they've made to the Eliminator. The >ball pit adds extra incentive to stay on the handbike. And >that see-saw thing right before the Travellator? Mark my >words, before this season is over with somebody WILL die on >that thing.
YEPP the handbike was my one beef last year cuz dropping off was the smart move, now not so much. The see saw seems like it shouldnt be that hard but some bols are strugglin. My new fav event during the eliminator is when they are runnin acrosse that spinnig beam and just bite it right into the pyrimad, I know its padded but that shit looks like it hurts.
> > >More later.
later more! >
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