I just watched Blade the other night. I had seen it before but this time I noticed something wrong with it. So, human blood contains mitochondria and vampire blood doesn't. Vampires drink human blood because the mitochondria in it is what sustains them. Deacon Frost wants to summon a demon that will turn the entire world into vampires, but if he does that then whose blood will they drink?
1. "RE: Movies with huge plot holes" In response to Reply # 0
There was a deleted scene where they had a freezer full of humans that they'd tap for blood, but wouldn't kill. This was later worked into the horrible Blade Trinity.
you are an advanced alien civilization that has mastered transd-light travle, and you come to a planet made up of 70% of the one compound that is corosive to you?
not only is the atmosphere corosive, not only is the usrface of the planet covered int he stuff, but the cooling and ecology of the planet is such that this corosive substance actually falls from the sky ona regular basis...
and knowing all of this, you leave you ship. BUTT ASSSED NAKED!!!!
are we as a huiman race going to say, venus when we know the atmosphere is made of arsnic and sulfur...NO!!!
12. "haha, on the way to Earth the aliens were like:" In response to Reply # 9
Alien 1: Hey sir, what's all that blue stuff down on that planet?
Alien General: Man fuck that shit. I don't even want to know. All I know is we finna go and stick them niggas for all they got. No homo.
Alien 1: But since this is a mass invasion and all, and we have literally hundreds of ships backing this attack, don't you think we should at least check out that blue stuff, you know, see if it's harmful?
Alien General: See now that's why every nigga don't get to the top. You too bitch-made. Me, I'm a go down there naked as hell and just run that shit!!! They all goin be like damn, that playa came and jacked us, even wit his booty all hanging out. That's how I roll!
Alien 1: Well okay sir, I still think it's a bad idea but...
Alien General: Nigga shut up and go get me some funions!
32. "imagine it in Charlie Murphy's voice and it's PERFECT!" In response to Reply # 12
>Alien 1: Hey sir, what's all that blue stuff down on that >planet? > >Alien General: Man fuck that shit. I don't even want to know. >All I know is we finna go and stick them niggas for all they >got. No homo. > >Alien 1: But since this is a mass invasion and all, and we >have literally hundreds of ships backing this attack, don't >you think we should at least check out that blue stuff, you >know, see if it's harmful? > >Alien General: See now that's why every nigga don't get to the >top. You too bitch-made. Me, I'm a go down there naked as hell >and just run that shit!!! They all goin be like damn, that >playa came and jacked us, even wit his booty all hanging out. >That's how I roll! > >Alien 1: Well okay sir, I still think it's a bad idea but... > >Alien General: Nigga shut up and go get me some funions!
who plugged the traitor guy into the Matrix so he could betray them? You can't plug yourself in, and someone is supposedly always there to monitor shit and extract mofos from it.
17. "I think that can be explained." In response to Reply # 16
He was in one day and went to go talk to someone in a restaurant. I don't remember them being able to see what you're saying while your connected. That's why they had to communicate over phones.
Maybe you're right but that's how I've seen it.
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39. "after watching the cartoons, it seems the machines were not inherely evi..." In response to Reply # 37
they just wanted to be left alone more than eradicate humanity, and keeping them in a false reality, while creating fuel for them was the easiest thing.
they needed fuel, and we needed to be controlled
they saw us more like unruley children or criminals rather than an eminant threat to their existence ________________________________________ It's A Boy and his name is MILES KHALIL YOUNG
48. "They took a boat to Manhattan, that's why he was waiting at" In response to Reply # 25
the docks. As far as the alternate ending and them driving away on a bridge, that bridge wasn't leaving from Manhattan. It could have been any bridge on their way up north.
45. "Said it before, say it again: "High Tension"" In response to Reply # 0
The "twist" ending renders the relentless butt-stupid gratuitous ultra-gore all the stupider because it makes no fucking sense. I don't even want to get into it -- it makes my brain bleed.
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