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Natural Mystic
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Mon Sep-03-07 11:05 AM

"Later than Late Pass: Team America - World Police. Fuck Yeah."


          


an appreciation poast.

i shoulda known this shit was gonna be funny
its matt and trey for godsakes.
lmao.
*silently pledges allegiance to south park*


*sings*
AMERICA...
FUCK YEAAAAAH!!!!

ive been going around singing this on some random shit.
(sorry justin.)

now im not a big fan of movies. i dont watch em much.
and when i do, its usually on DVD or HBO 2 or 3 years after the fact. lol.
my hobby is music, and thats where most of my money is spent.
but i love running into a good, funny ass movie once in a while.


and this shit was just classic.
absolutely classic.
like, 'i might have to go buy this on DVD' classic.


key hilarity:

- the total destruction of Paris
- i.n.t.e.l.l.i.g.e.n.c.e.
- the way the puppet (carson?) got killed in the beginning (lol)
- how dude was tryinta infiltrate the bar in egypt where the terrorists where with that fucked up beard and wearing a towel on his head for a turban
- how they drive thru egypt, destroying every single major landmark chasing the terrorists
- FAMILY. THE PUPPET SEX. LORD.


and the QUOTES!
- "Team America has once again pissed off the entire world by blowing up half of Cairo."
- Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris(?): Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.
- I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. is down! I repeat, we have no I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.!
- "You in the robes, put down the weapon of mass destruction and get on the ground. You're under arrest."
- "We've got a job to do. Let's go police the world." (hahahah!!)
- Gary: "I really like you. There's no chance we can ever be together?"
Lisa: "Only if you can promise me you'll never die."
Gary: "You know I can't promise that."
Lisa: "If you did that, I would make love to you right now."
*pause*
Gary: "I promise. I will never die."
- (i had to search for this one...)
"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"




this is the best movie to happen to me since 'knocked up' (thanks dawgeatah. )

wow.
is baseketball this funny? (doubt it.)
and can ANYONE suggest any films like this worth watching?

thanks.


  

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i agree
Sep 03rd 2007
1
RE: the melancholy rendition of the theme song
Sep 03rd 2007
2
Bakalakadaka Street.
Sep 03rd 2007
3
HAHAH! I almost forgot about that one.
Sep 03rd 2007
4
Bakalakadaka
Sep 07th 2007
60
If you fade out it seems like more time has passed in a montage!
Sep 03rd 2007
5
DURKA DURKA!!!!
Sep 03rd 2007
6
Best songs in a movie this decade
Sep 03rd 2007
7
The End of an Act Lyrics yo.
Sep 03rd 2007
9
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
Sep 04th 2007
16
      lord i love that song. lmfao.
Sep 05th 2007
20
this year my friend named his fantasy fb team "buck oh five"
Sep 07th 2007
61
two type of people in this world Ericka
Sep 03rd 2007
8
We got a job to do Rigo. Lets go police the WORLD.
Sep 03rd 2007
10
matt damon.
Sep 03rd 2007
11
RE: matt damon.
Sep 04th 2007
13
      RE: matt damon.
Sep 04th 2007
18
      I can see Matt Damon generally having a sense of humor like that
Sep 05th 2007
23
           I heard it was because
Sep 05th 2007
34
EVERYONE HAS AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 04th 2007
12
AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!!
Sep 04th 2007
15
      MY SISTER! AIDS! MY BROTHER! AIDS!!! MY COUSIN! AIDS!!!
Sep 05th 2007
19
great movie
Sep 04th 2007
14
yeah. i still gotta fast forward around that.
Sep 05th 2007
21
wow @ your avi
Sep 06th 2007
38
"she's acting!
Sep 04th 2007
17
but i mean... it was just puppet sex. LMAO.
Sep 05th 2007
22
yes...awesome movie...but was i the only one...
Sep 05th 2007
24
naw man! they PUPPETS! shit was more hilarious without it.
Sep 05th 2007
27
Have you seen Orgasmo?
Sep 05th 2007
25
you know damn well my no movie watchin ass aint seen those.
Sep 05th 2007
28
      you should check em out. personally i love em, but lots of...
Sep 05th 2007
33
I didnt like this movie at all
Sep 05th 2007
26
so you came into an appreciation thread just to bitch? L.
Sep 05th 2007
29
      Whos bitching? I just said I didnt like it at all
Sep 05th 2007
30
           its an appreciation post. either appreciate or shut the fuck up.
Sep 05th 2007
31
                Nope, I can voice my opinion at any time.
Sep 05th 2007
32
                     so you enjoy taking Ls, huh?
Sep 06th 2007
40
                          Take your meds, hun!
Sep 06th 2007
46
                               yet another L.
Sep 06th 2007
49
                                    Its called prozac
Sep 06th 2007
50
                                         we know thats what youre taking. it doesnt explain why you like losing
Sep 07th 2007
53
Loved it.
Sep 05th 2007
35
you know
Sep 06th 2007
39
ONLY A WOMAN
Sep 05th 2007
36
HAHAHAH!!!
Sep 06th 2007
41
everything goes faster in a montage
Sep 06th 2007
37
RE: i'm so ronry
Sep 06th 2007
43
This is my shit right here:
Sep 06th 2007
42
Freedom isnt free.... No, theres a hefty fuckin fee....
Sep 06th 2007
44
RE: This is my shit right here:
Sep 06th 2007
51
So maybe now it's your turn
Sep 06th 2007
52
that movie is only good 1 time.
Sep 06th 2007
45
I hated it
Sep 06th 2007
47
Reality Rap!
Sep 06th 2007
48
lemme ask you a question wordup is too incompetent to answer.
Sep 07th 2007
54
      I dunno really
Sep 07th 2007
55
           and i wanna thank you for keeping it completely real with me.
Sep 07th 2007
57
*sad and mellow* Ameeeeeerrrica...(f*** yeaaaahhhh)
Sep 07th 2007
56
and they STILL kept the "fuck yeah." that was hilarious.
Sep 07th 2007
58
Dicks
Sep 07th 2007
59
ohhhhh- hans brix!
Sep 07th 2007
62

MigiTTy
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1. "i agree"
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the puppet sex was insane


"i'll only sleep with you if you promise you'll never die"
...
...
...

"i promise i'll never die."


the vomiting, the melancholy rendition of the theme song, the montage. comedic gold.



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Natural Mystic
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Mon Sep-03-07 11:27 AM

2. "RE: the melancholy rendition of the theme song"
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*singing in a low key, sad voice...*
americaaaaaaa....
fuck yeah.

(LOOOOOL)

and that puppet sex was fucking CRAZY
they were doin positions that just ARENT LEGAL yo.
and it DIDNT get cut
and NOTHING got blurred or edited.
hilarity.



>the puppet sex was insane
>
>
>"i'll only sleep with you if you promise you'll never die"
>...
>...
>...
>
>"i promise i'll never die."
>
>
>the vomiting, the melancholy rendition of the theme song, the
>montage. comedic gold.

  

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3. "Bakalakadaka Street."
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great movie that's underrated.

  

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Natural Mystic
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Mon Sep-03-07 11:49 AM

4. "HAHAH! I almost forgot about that one."
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Mon Sep-03-07 12:12 PM by Natural Mystic

          


>great movie that's underrated.

it surely is
i had NO IDEAL it was THIS FUNNY.
i really shoulda known tho.
im mad i missed out for all these years.
lol.

  

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60. "Bakalakadaka"
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mohhamad
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5. "If you fade out it seems like more time has passed in a montage!"
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lol. That movie is wonderfully funny.

Durka-durka!

  

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Natural Mystic
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6. "DURKA DURKA!!!!"
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oooh.
look what *I* found...



http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5562064904588110003&q=team+america&total=3136&start=10&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=7

  

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7. "Best songs in a movie this decade"
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Freedom isn't free
No there's a hefty fuckin fee
And if you don't throw in your buck o five
Who will?

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9. "The End of an Act Lyrics yo."
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"I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more then that movie missed the point,
And that’s an awful lot girl.
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say,
Is Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you."


LMFAO yo
someone put some time into that shit

  

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16. "I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school"
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He was teeeeerrible in that film

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Natural Mystic
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Wed Sep-05-07 12:38 AM

20. "lord i love that song. lmfao."
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i gotta go watch this now

  

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61. "this year my friend named his fantasy fb team "buck oh five""
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>Freedom isn't free
>No there's a hefty fuckin fee
>And if you don't throw in your buck o five
>Who will?

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8. "two type of people in this world Ericka"
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dicks and pussys.

¿If a fat guy falls in the woods and there is no one around to see it, do the trees laugh?

  

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Natural Mystic
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10. "We got a job to do Rigo. Lets go police the WORLD."
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11. "matt damon."
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13. "RE: matt damon."
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I can't believe that Matt Damon actually loves this movie.

Ma-tt Damon.

Girl you so fine, kiss your black behind
I'll tie you down and make you mine
I want you to scratch my itch...and be my b*tch
Cause I love you gurl!

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18. "RE: matt damon."
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all the retarded matt damon lines had me dyin

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23. "I can see Matt Damon generally having a sense of humor like that"
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I mean, considering he did Jay and Silent Bob and pretty much ripped every film he'd made between that and Good Will Hunting, I always felt like he has a sense of humor and can handle getting ripped at times.

And he's gotta love the fact that Trey and Matt couldn't really figure out how to do his voice at all, so they just went with the 'Matt Damon' thing, which was brilliant.

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34. "I heard it was because"
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They got all the celebrity puppets back and noticed Matt Damon looked retarded. So instead of having the puppet redone, they just made the "Matt Damon" character a retard.

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12. "EVERYONE HAS AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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n/m

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15. "AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS!!"
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=============================
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19. "MY SISTER! AIDS! MY BROTHER! AIDS!!! MY COUSIN! AIDS!!!"
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lmfoa
the 'rent' ripoff

  

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14. "great movie"
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i just couldnt deal with the vomiting scene. that was needless and not funny at all.

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Natural Mystic
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21. "yeah. i still gotta fast forward around that."
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>i just couldnt deal with the vomiting scene. that was
>needless and not funny at all.

everything else is flawless.
lol

  

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38. "wow @ your avi"
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lol

  

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17. ""she's acting!"
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--"i'm the smartest, most cwever, most physicwry fit, but nobody else seems to rearise it..."
--"sometimes...believing is all we have."

i saw this when it came out in theaters. two elderly couples walked out of the movie. one couple left before puppet intercourse. soon after puppet intercourse, couple #2 left...but the husband lingered.

  

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Natural Mystic
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22. "but i mean... it was just puppet sex. LMAO."
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it wasnt even any body parts or anything.
lord.
no sense of humor.
looool


>i saw this when it came out in theaters. two elderly couples
>walked out of the movie. one couple left before puppet
>intercourse. soon after puppet intercourse, couple #2
>left...but the husband lingered.

  

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24. "yes...awesome movie...but was i the only one..."
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who was expecting penetration on the puppet sex scene? i mean, everyone built it up so much and it turned out to just be silly. i honestly can't understand how anyone would be offended by that scene.

and i swear i'm not *into* this sort of thing...the whole puppet penetration thing, that is...i swear.

  

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Natural Mystic
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27. "naw man! they PUPPETS! shit was more hilarious without it."
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with penetration, it woulda been a porno. LOL


>who was expecting penetration on the puppet sex scene? i
>mean, everyone built it up so much and it turned out to just
>be silly. i honestly can't understand how anyone would be
>offended by that scene.
all i could do is laugh.
i mean, when they started poopin and peein all over the place, yeah. that wasnt sexy.
but the rest
COMEDY.
LOL


>and i swear i'm not *into* this sort of thing...the whole
>puppet penetration thing, that is...i swear.
^^^^
SUUUUURE.
lol.

  

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25. "Have you seen Orgasmo?"
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Baseketball?

Just wondering what you thought of those Trey & Matt efforts.



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28. "you know damn well my no movie watchin ass aint seen those."
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the only other matt and trey movie ive seen is the south park movie.

  

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33. "you should check em out. personally i love em, but lots of..."
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... Trey and Matt fans don't like the Live Action efforts of the two.



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26. "I didnt like this movie at all"
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29. "so you came into an appreciation thread just to bitch? L."
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30. "Whos bitching? I just said I didnt like it at all"
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31. "its an appreciation post. either appreciate or shut the fuck up."
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simple rules to follow
guess your parents forgot to teach you basic common sense

  

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32. "Nope, I can voice my opinion at any time."
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>
>simple rules to follow
>guess your parents forgot to teach you basic common sense
>


  

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40. "so you enjoy taking Ls, huh?"
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46. "Take your meds, hun!"
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49. "yet another L."
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just stop replying
kthxbye.

  

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50. "Its called prozac"
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>
>just stop replying
>kthxbye.
>

  

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Natural Mystic
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53. "we know thats what youre taking. it doesnt explain why you like losing"
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so much.
lol.

  

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35. "Loved it."
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>
>an appreciation poast.
>
>i shoulda known this shit was gonna be funny
>its matt and trey for godsakes.
>lmao.
>*silently pledges allegiance to south park*
>
>
>*sings*
>AMERICA...
>FUCK YEAAAAAH!!!!
>
>ive been going around singing this on some random shit.
>(sorry justin.)
>
>now im not a big fan of movies. i dont watch em much.
>and when i do, its usually on DVD or HBO 2 or 3 years after
>the fact. lol.
>my hobby is music, and thats where most of my money is spent.
>but i love running into a good, funny ass movie once in a
>while.
>
>
>and this shit was just classic.
>absolutely classic.
>like, 'i might have to go buy this on DVD' classic.
>
>
>key hilarity:
>
>- the total destruction of Paris
>- i.n.t.e.l.l.i.g.e.n.c.e.
>- the way the puppet (carson?) got killed in the beginning
>(lol)
>- how dude was tryinta infiltrate the bar in egypt where the
>terrorists where with that fucked up beard and wearing a towel
>on his head for a turban
>- how they drive thru egypt, destroying every single major
>landmark chasing the terrorists
>- FAMILY. THE PUPPET SEX. LORD.
>
>
>and the QUOTES!
>- "Team America has once again pissed off the entire world by
>blowing up half of Cairo."
>- Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered,
>it would be 9/11 times 100.
>Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
>Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
>Chris(?): Basically, all the worst parts of the bible.
>- I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. is down! I repeat, we have no
>I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E.!
>- "You in the robes, put down the weapon of mass destruction
>and get on the ground. You're under arrest."
>- "We've got a job to do. Let's go police the world."
>(hahahah!!)
>- Gary: "I really like you. There's no chance we can ever be
>together?"
>Lisa: "Only if you can promise me you'll never die."
>Gary: "You know I can't promise that."
>Lisa: "If you did that, I would make love to you right now."
>*pause*
>Gary: "I promise. I will never die."
>- (i had to search for this one...)
>"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the
>Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole.
>Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks.
>But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit
>on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes
>their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a
>dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck
>too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a
>pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full
>of shit that they become assholes themselves... because
>pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know
>much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you
>don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks
>and pussies all covered in shit!"
>
>
>
>
>this is the best movie to happen to me since 'knocked up'
>(thanks dawgeatah. )
>
>wow.
>is baseketball this funny? (doubt it.)
>and can ANYONE suggest any films like this worth watching?
>
>thanks.
>
>
>


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39. "you know"
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the movies online right?

i linked it somewhere in here.

  

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36. "ONLY A WOMAN"
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can brighten up my day
ONLY A WOMAN
can touch me the right way
ONLY A WOMAN
is allowed to touch me there
Alllll I ask is that you're a woman

I like rain, I like ham, I like you
You're around you're right here
SO YOU'LL DO
I want to tell you how much I love your mind
But it simply isn't truuuuuuuue

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Natural Mystic
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41. "HAHAHAH!!!"
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>I like rain, I like ham, I like you
>You're around you're right here
>SO YOU'LL DO
>I want to tell you how much I love your mind
>But it simply isn't truuuuuuuue

  

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37. "everything goes faster in a montage"
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and i'm so ronry is quality too.

but did they use the montage song in an episode of south park too? was this before or after team america?

  

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Natural Mystic
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43. "RE: i'm so ronry"
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!!!!!
lmao


>
>but did they use the montage song in an episode of south park
>too? was this before or after team america?
they did, but i think it was after.

  

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42. "This is my shit right here:"
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR591gazV2Y

That country song is SO on point man, u might see that shit at the top of my last.fm playlist.

"What would yew deew?"

lol

But anyway back to furry Kangols, Jamaican wallabies.

  

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44. "Freedom isnt free.... No, theres a hefty fuckin fee...."
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and if you dont pay your buck o'five then who willllll?

  

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51. "RE: This is my shit right here:"
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YES! THIS one is the song that I laughed at the hardest, just for the way he says:
>"What would yew deew?"

  

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52. "So maybe now it's your turn"
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TO DIE KICKIN SOME AAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS

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45. "that movie is only good 1 time."
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47. "I hated it"
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There I said it.

Don't shoot me. I'm not telling anyone not to like it. But seeing how this has been sitting in PTP for days now I had to get it off my chest. I thought it was wack.

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48. "Reality Rap!"
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>There I said it.
>
>Don't shoot me. I'm not telling anyone not to like it. But
>seeing how this has been sitting in PTP for days now I had to
>get it off my chest. I thought it was wack.

  

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Natural Mystic
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54. "lemme ask you a question wordup is too incompetent to answer."
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why are you gonna come into an appreciation thread just to say you dont like something?

ignore the shit fam.
damn.

  

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55. "I dunno really"
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I'll leave after this post. I really didn't want to but the way this thread kept running and running. And the fact I was so damn drunk last night. I just couldn't help myself. Yeah I know it was pointless and its just the sort of post that pisses me off when I'm appreciating. Meh - I dunno I suppose it's just my instincts to be a dick.

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57. "and i wanna thank you for keeping it completely real with me."
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lol.
you have just earned my respect.

  

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56. "*sad and mellow* Ameeeeeerrrica...(f*** yeaaaahhhh)"
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that movie was too funny...

  

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58. "and they STILL kept the "fuck yeah." that was hilarious."
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fuck i love that movie.
i need a soundtrack.
lol.

  

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59. "Dicks"
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fuck assholes.

"are you going to put your fingers inside me?"

"no gary, i'm not going to fuck your mouth"

hahahahahahah

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62. "ohhhhh- hans brix!"
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can'tyouseehowfuckingbusyiam?

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