1. "GRRRRRR I'll accept this challenge" In response to Reply # 0
Loved movies I hate:
Everything that Michael Moore has ever made or ever will make.
Hated movies I really hate:
Forrest Gump Titanic: I hated this so much I didn't see it Magnolia: Ditto Anything with Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg, or Robin Williams in on or around it.
2. "You actually watched Magnolia?" In response to Reply # 1
>Loved movies I hate: > >Everything that Michael Moore has ever made or ever will >make. > >Hated movies I really hate: > >Forrest Gump >Titanic: I hated this so much I didn't see it >Magnolia: Ditto >Anything with Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg, or >Robin Williams in on or around it. > >Hated movies I love: > >The Sheltering Sky, nyah nyah haters
12. "Definitely some Gold Star quality HATE going on here" In response to Reply # 1 Tue Jul-24-07 01:27 PM by buckshot defunct
>Loved movies I hate: > >Everything that Michael Moore has ever made or ever will >make. > >Hated movies I really hate: > >Forrest Gump
What I like here is that you consider Moore to be 'Loved' and Forrest Gump to be 'Hated'... This shows me that you surround yourselves with fellow haters and contrarians. And that's commitment. Although I worry that if you don't 'Think Outside the Hate Box' a little more often, you might find yourself in a Hate Rut somewhere down the line. Just a little food for hate.
>Titanic: I hated this so much I didn't see it
NICE! It's a common misconception that you have to have some sort of familiarity with something in order to hate it. Not so!
>Magnolia: Ditto >Anything with Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg, or >Robin Williams in on or around it.
See, right here in one fell swoop you've hated on like 8,000 movies at once. Take notes, class.
>Hated movies I love: > >The Sheltering Sky, nyah nyah haters
8. "My hate game has faltered recently, but I'll try" In response to Reply # 0
>Let's do this!
>5 movies everybody loves but you hate
Memento Punch Drunk Love The first Matrix Saving Private Ryan Ratatouille (recent, I know, but it was a struggle not to walk out)
>5 movies everybody hates but you REALLY hate
Magnolia Armageddon
That's all I got for here, really -- it's hard to muster the appropriate amounts of hate for already hated on movies when there's other loved ones that deserve your hate so much more.
>BONUS:1 HATED movie you LOVE (but only out of hateful spite of >the haters)
10. "haha yeah that's a good list" In response to Reply # 8
Yeah, I yelled at the person who insisted that I watch Saving Private Ryan. And I'm the only person I know who turned off Matrix after the first 30 or 45 minutes and just walked away, never looking back.
11. "The worst is everyone SWORE it was "good sci-fi, too"" In response to Reply # 10
>Yeah, I yelled at the person who insisted that I watch Saving >Private Ryan. And I'm the only person I know who turned off >Matrix after the first 30 or 45 minutes and just walked away, >never looking back.
And this was right as I was swearing off sci-fi pretty much altogether because I had gotten sick of it in high school, came to see how lame and trite lots of it is. So I'm like fine I'll try this one, people tell me it's smart.
Then we get fucking attack of the machines all over with some pseudo-philosophical mumbo jumbo. God it sucked. I liked the action, but I wanted to smack everyone who ever praised the story in any fashion whatsoever.
Oh god and the romance ... be thankful you never saw the romance ...
You're clearly in tune with mainstream tastes and you hate accordingly. A little on the 'safe' side at times but for the most part, your Hate Game is strong.
20. "hang on, you WATCHED these movies?" In response to Reply # 15
or are you hating on principle, like me?
> >>5 movies everybody loves but you hate > >-Napoleon Wack Ass Dynamite >-Fight Club >-Lord of the Long ass Never ending Rings >-Rush Hour >-Love Jones > >> >>5 movies everybody hates but you REALLY hate > >-Baby Boy >-Gummo >-She Hate Me >-Eyes Wide Shut >-Next Friday > > > >> >>BONUS:1 HATED movie you LOVE (but only out of hateful spite >of >>the haters) > >Belly >
haha, in your entire list, I have only seen one film. Your hate games needs a tune up. A true hater would never have wasted his time.
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24. "Oh shit I forgot about Napoleon Wack-Ass Dynamite" In response to Reply # 15
jesus I hate that movie.
After the dust has settled though, it does appear to mainly be teenagers and their parents with atrocious taste who did the largest bit of over-valuing in ND's case. I'm particularly pleased to see all the participant's post ND endeavors fall flat on their face.
27. "RE: Come in and grade a posters hate game" In response to Reply # 0
Loved movies I hate:
Raiders of the Lost Ark Anything by Kurosawa Pinnochio The Apartment Video of my grandparents 75th anniversary celebration, where my Grandfather gets choked up talking about how grateful he is everytime he wakes up and sees his soul mate beside him.
Hated movies I really hate
Goonies Pee Wee's Big Adventure Ghostbusters Karate Kid Video of my firstborn's wobbly-ass first steps
Hated movies I love to spite the haters.
Scary Movie 9, directed by Hitler's Ghost.
---- I check for: Serengeti, Zeroh, Open Mike Eagle, Jeremiah Jae, Moka Only.
32. "The only high score I get is an A for hating myself" In response to Reply # 30
Because I don't really hate any of those things. I just wanted to be accepted by the hater community. I didn't care what I said or who I hurt. I know this doesn't mean much, if anything, but please believe me that I'm sorry for what I wrote. I'm... I'm sorry for everthing.
*Gives ashamed glance to girl romanced under false pretenses, then turns and walks away from speechless crowd of prom goers*
---- I check for: Serengeti, Zeroh, Open Mike Eagle, Jeremiah Jae, Moka Only.
41. "Dude, you are the GENGHIS KHAN of Hate..." In response to Reply # 27
>Video of my grandparents 75th anniversary celebration, where >my Grandfather gets choked up talking about how grateful he is >everytime he wakes up and sees his soul mate beside him. >
By refusing to respond in the requested format (and even going so far as to suggest I've posted in the wrong forum), you've completely hated on this little Hate Post and everyone in it. You sir, put the HA! in hate.
54. "I call Bull-Fucking-Shit..." In response to Reply # 49
I hereby hate on your reply.
The rest of us went above and beyond the Call of Hate, by bringing up all this shit we hated, and you let dude skate like that? on some "thinking outside the Hatebox" Hate?
H-A-T-E.
>By refusing to respond in the requested format (and even >going so far as to suggest I've posted in the wrong forum), >you've completely hated on this little Hate Post and everyone >in it. You sir, put the HA! in hate.
Lesson Hate is Top Shelf Hate, no doubt, but dude. We all turned in the assignment.
50. "I'm late, so there will be duplicates, but..." In response to Reply # 0
>Let's do this! > >5 movies everybody loves but you hate
Citizen Kane - Yeah, I said it. Fucking snooze-fest. The Matrix - As I've said before, it was the fake philosophy discussions that made me hate this movie. Though the movie wasn't all that. Nashville - Really, all things Altman. But Nashville just stuck in my craw. Pulp Fiction - I just don't get it. The Searchers - Fucking racists. Why the fuck am I supposed to watch them?
>5 movies everybody hates but you REALLY hate
Matrix 2 & 3 Star Wars Episodes 1-3 Fried Green Tomatoes
That's six really. I don't really waste my time on movies everybody hates.
>BONUS:1 HATED movie you LOVE (but only out of hateful spite of >the haters)
MAGNOLIA, BITCHES!!!!
Okay, so I genuinely love it, not just out of hateful spite. But I tell people I like it just to be hateful.
When a White kills a Black, it's Riot time. When a Black kills a White, it's execution time. When a Black kills a Black, it's Miller time! - Good Old Jesse Jackson
57. "People "loved" Unbreakable? Who? Name names" In response to Reply # 55
and hating on Akira is just misguided anime fan hate. I, too, feel that anime fans and plenty of anime should be hated on, but I don't see why Akira need be caught up in all that.
When a White kills a Black, it's Riot time. When a Black kills a White, it's execution time. When a Black kills a Black, it's Miller time! - Good Old Jesse Jackson
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