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""Epic Movie"-- the previews make me genuinely angry"


  

          

Yeah, MAD

I MAD

Shitty movies don't usually do that to me. Usually I can just ignore them, let them make their millions, say "good for them" for duping the hordes of preteens to go see their piece of shit flick, and that's that.

But for some reason, this movie just sparks ire in my heart every time I see a commercial for it.

Oh shit, instead of Superman blocking the bullet, how about it makes him double over in pain?! That's the OPPOSITE of what REALLY happened! Hahahahahaha (and all the writers jerk each other off to congratulate each other for a job well done)

Parodying Borat? How do you parody a parody?

When was "Click" ever an epic movie?

Oh man, he made her boobs bigger, what a gag.

I'd rather watch holocaust footage than this shit.

  

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It's really interesting too, because whenever you express this...
Jan 26th 2007
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Spoof films begin and end with Mel Brooks and the Zuckers.
Jan 26th 2007
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i feel you.
Jan 26th 2007
3
      Top Secret is still my shit
Jan 26th 2007
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      ^^^ The GOAT Spoof Movie
Jan 26th 2007
41
      I know a little German....
Jan 29th 2007
76
      I'm with you, D, but...
Jan 26th 2007
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           ^^^taken from my brain
Jan 26th 2007
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           that's why ours were better than theirs are.
Jan 30th 2007
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Either way, Frank Longo will see it and express surprise at how
Jan 26th 2007
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I'm willing to bet it's better than Date Movie.
Jan 26th 2007
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      I'm actually looking forward to your review
Jan 26th 2007
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      Well I don't know if it's POSSIBLE to be worse than Date Movie
Jan 26th 2007
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nah, i'm not angry... YET
Jan 26th 2007
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my friend works @ a theatre. saw it, sed it was HORRIBLE
Jan 26th 2007
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wow... i'm totally surprised.
Jan 26th 2007
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;)
Jan 26th 2007
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my friend jumped in this lake
Jan 26th 2007
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      lmao at this ^^^^^^
Jan 27th 2007
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RE: "Epic Movie"-- the previews make me genuinely angry
Jan 26th 2007
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then it's not *really* a waste of money, is it?
Jan 26th 2007
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      But if it takes 20 mil to make it
Jan 26th 2007
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           i don't know how much these movies rake in
Jan 26th 2007
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           They cost next to nothing to make and recupe with B.O. and DVD sales.
Jan 26th 2007
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           Date Movie sucked and made 48 million
Jan 26th 2007
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yeah, it's like they're not even trying anymore
Jan 26th 2007
12
I just laughed at the image of Harry Potter stepping on a rake.
Jan 26th 2007
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These guys are hacks
Jan 26th 2007
18
that's exactly what pisses me off
Jan 26th 2007
21
hollowood is full of money hungry hacks with coke habits.
Jan 26th 2007
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Hey, I got an idea
Jan 26th 2007
24
fuckin hacks man.
Jan 26th 2007
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People go see shitty movies, so shitty movies get produced.
Jan 26th 2007
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      *snorts a line of coke* Uh, cosign!
Jan 26th 2007
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      Bingo. And for the record, Hollywood is way more about weed than coke.
Jan 27th 2007
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           Yeah. But man, the stories I have heard from old cats who...
Jan 30th 2007
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      RE: People go see shitty movies, so shitty movies get produced.
Jan 28th 2007
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Surprisingly, I was going to post how High School High was great
Jan 26th 2007
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I liked High School High
Jan 26th 2007
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wu wear. i got that cassete single. i go on tangents fam /nm/
Jan 26th 2007
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Yea, High School High was great...
Jan 26th 2007
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Lovitz should've got unlimited props for his role lol
Jan 26th 2007
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it was good
Jan 26th 2007
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Yeah, Wrongfully Accused was funny
Jan 27th 2007
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first of all, Tia Carrere
Jan 27th 2007
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      Talisa Soto was in Spy Hard so I'm givin that a W as well now
Jan 27th 2007
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      Talisa Soto's legs are longer than my court cases LOL
Jan 27th 2007
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      RE: first of all, Tia Carrere
Jan 28th 2007
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WOW!!!
Jan 26th 2007
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I wonder why LOTR seems to have been omitted?
Jan 26th 2007
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They did a shitty mention of LOTR in Date Movie
Jan 26th 2007
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the same stupid fucks who saw Date Movie will see this
Jan 26th 2007
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Im also mad Kumar is in it. Kal Penn is very funny.
Jan 26th 2007
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they're makin a "white castle" 2???1!?!
Jan 27th 2007
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the namesake
Jan 27th 2007
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yeah, what ever happened to that movie?
Jan 29th 2007
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your avy is awesome.
Jan 27th 2007
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You mean roles like this:
Jan 27th 2007
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      sort of... he's still typecast though
Jan 28th 2007
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      what do you mean typecast? he's Indian playing an Indian?
Jan 28th 2007
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           lets take a look at his latest roles on his resume...
Jan 28th 2007
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                Now let's REALLY look at his resume.
Jan 29th 2007
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                     who said HE's complaining?
Jan 29th 2007
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                          To be typecast, you have to accept the part.
Jan 29th 2007
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                               well yeah, hes getting paid.
Jan 29th 2007
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                                    more diverse rolls?
Jan 30th 2007
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      Yes! finally he gets something to showcase more than humor
Jan 28th 2007
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19 millon opening weekend
Jan 28th 2007
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No. 1
Jan 28th 2007
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see, THATS what gets me angry
Jan 28th 2007
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Why does someone have to be a retard for likin this shit?
Jan 30th 2007
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is anyone really surprised though?
Jan 28th 2007
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RE: "Epic Movie"-- the previews make me genuinely angry
Jan 28th 2007
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heh, 0% on Rotten Tomatoes so far
Jan 29th 2007
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Official YOU MAD EPIC MOVIE #1, BITCH!
Jan 29th 2007
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I've been swinging punches into the air wildly
Jan 29th 2007
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Like Tre from Boyz n the Hood?
Jan 29th 2007
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      exactly
Jan 29th 2007
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           Ricky!!!!!!
Jan 29th 2007
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White people need to stop supporting bullshit films.
Jan 29th 2007
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      You're getting there. Keep trying.
Jan 29th 2007
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      Because no one ever makes bullshit black films?
Jan 30th 2007
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well I mean, Bush got into the White House
Jan 29th 2007
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Smokin Aces really beat it
Jan 29th 2007
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i checked out rottentomatoes for a good laugh
Jan 30th 2007
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Man, even the tagline sucks
Jan 30th 2007
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00% on the Tomatometer
Jan 30th 2007
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was just gonna post that
Jan 31st 2007
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1. "It's really interesting too, because whenever you express this..."
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...to someone, you inevitably get the "well, they must make money."

They do, I know, but it begs the question - Who the fuck pays to see this shit? After The Naked Gun and the original Hot Shots, I was done with these types of movies. And I was 12.

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2. "Spoof films begin and end with Mel Brooks and the Zuckers."
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And even then, that peaked in the early-to-mid 90's.



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3. "i feel you."
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i figure the movie is for today's 12 yr olds.

this is their Airplane!...their Scary Movie. we had ours...and they were better.

fuck you.

  

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22. "Top Secret is still my shit"
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41. "^^^ The GOAT Spoof Movie"
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76. "I know a little German...."
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....He's sitting over there!

  

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28. "I'm with you, D, but..."
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>i figure the movie is for today's 12 yr olds.
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>this is their Airplane!...their Scary Movie. we had
>ours...and they were better.



See, but those movies were spoofs of whole genres. Scary Movie, and Hot Shots! as well, had more of the "lifting direct scenes" vibe than the others, but Blazing Saddles spoofed the popular Western stereotypes, Airplane! did it to the disaster movies so popular in the 70s, Naked Gun (and originally Police Squad!) spoofed the hard-boiled street detective genre, and Top Secret! made fun of the epic World War II films that crop up every decade or so. All of them were hilarious and had gags born out of spoofing the accepted stereotypes of the genre. There was the occasional spoof of a direct scene in a movie (for example - the Great Escape motorcycle chase spoof in Top Secret!), but the vast majority of the jokes within those movies were the ironic puns, the non-sequiters, sight gags bordering that bordered on the surreal, or the tried-and-true slapstick of a good old swift kick in the nuts. I would never and I am not in any way labeling these movies as "intelligent" or "groundbreaking". Hell, I wouldn't even call them "praise-worthy". As a die-hard comedy fan, and as a person with the deepest admiration for all ofo those films (and many others like them), I am comfortable with saying that while those movies are sophomoric and simple, they still attempted to be somewhat original. However, the films Date Movie and Epic Movie don't even make an attempt to create any new characters. They simply take scenes and dialogue from other films and then use them again! Perhaps a scene or two may end differently than the original scenee they have stolen, but who really wants to see a film that is one endless re-run of scenes from other BETTER films, only without any of the originality, personality, charm, talent, or creativity that went into the films that are being stolen from.

And it IS stealing.

I cannot fathom a mind that finds it amusing to either produce or watch a film that simply takes an actor, slaps a Borat wardrobe onto him, and then uses one of his catchphrases as a way to get a laugh. In Date Movie it was a Napolean Dynamite look a like who said all the same catchphrases, acted the same disaffected and confused way, and ran off awkwardly. Oh but he fell down and his shirt said something different about Pedro huh? Oh those creative comedic geniuses, what will they come up with next?

  

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30. "^^^taken from my brain"
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82. "that's why ours were better than theirs are."
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fuck you.

  

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4. "Either way, Frank Longo will see it and express surprise at how"
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terrible it is

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5. "I'm willing to bet it's better than Date Movie."
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*crosses fingers*

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19. "I'm actually looking forward to your review"
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It looks like the least funny piece of shit ever made. If anything, the reviews of it might make its existence worthwhile

  

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31. "Well I don't know if it's POSSIBLE to be worse than Date Movie"
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but this one's certainly trying.

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6. "nah, i'm not angry... YET"
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but i know i'll definitely be angry when i see its box office take at the end of the weekend

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7. "my friend works @ a theatre. saw it, sed it was HORRIBLE"
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8. "wow... i'm totally surprised."
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10. ";)"
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20. "my friend jumped in this lake"
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he got WET

  

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44. "lmao at this ^^^^^^"
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9. "RE: "Epic Movie"-- the previews make me genuinely angry"
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I hate movies like that. It's such a waste of time, energy, and not to mention, tons of money.

What pisses me off more is the stupid ass kids that will pay money to see some shit like this. And believe me, there will be plenty of them seeing this bullshit.

  

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11. "then it's not *really* a waste of money, is it?"
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>What pisses me off more is the stupid ass kids that will pay
>money to see some shit like this. And believe me, there will
>be plenty of them seeing this bullshit.

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14. "But if it takes 20 mil to make it"
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And you make 5 mil at the box office, isn't that sort of a loss somehow?

Not sayin those are the right numbers, just simply saying that while people WILL see this movie, they definitely won't make the amount they put into it.

  

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15. "i don't know how much these movies rake in"
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but the fact that they keep making them seems to suggest to me that they have got to be somewhat profitable, though

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16. "They cost next to nothing to make and recupe with B.O. and DVD sales."
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Nothing costs less money to make than a cheap spoof.

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17. "Date Movie sucked and made 48 million"
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on a 20 million budget.

The writers of this (who had a SMALL role in Scary Movie 1 and had nothing to do with any of the following) have written nothing but the worst Leslie Nielsen flick Spy Hard. It makes me mad that they still get work but, in the end, Date Movie doubled its budget.

It should be interesting to see how this does and if Date Movie's suckage will keep people away.

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12. "yeah, it's like they're not even trying anymore"
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doesn't even seem like they're really spoofing the movies. more like just taking characters and having them fall down, or run into doors.

"hey, wouldn't it be hilarious if Harry Potter stepped on a rake?"

  

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13. "I just laughed at the image of Harry Potter stepping on a rake."
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I imagined it being like Sideshow Bob.

*THWACK!*

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18. "These guys are hacks"
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The only reason they were involved in Scary Movie is because they had a competing script which the studio bought. The Wayans took a few things from their script but mainly threw it out. The guys still got credit though. They had nothing to do with any of the other films.

Their credits read: Spy Hard (awful), Date Movie, and now this. They are responsible for two of the worst comedies I've ever seen. A 5 year old would write funnier shit than these guys.

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21. "that's exactly what pisses me off"
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It's one thing if you're taking something funny about a character's personality and exaggerating it, or using that character in a way one wouldn't think of.

But instead it's just some shitty slapstick humor using already established characters.

"Wouldn't it be funny if one of the X-Men got hit in the balls? Oh man, that's genius, write that in the script somewhere."

  

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23. "hollowood is full of money hungry hacks with coke habits."
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sad but true.

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24. "Hey, I got an idea"
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Lets take something that was already funny (Borat in that swimsuit) and do the same exact thing in our movie. It'll be funny because it references something that all the kids know about, so they'll all feel like they "get" the joke, even though there's no joke at all, it's just a complete rip-off of the already established quality comedy.

These people should be forced to eat a plate full of shit every time they come up with an idea this stupid.

  

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25. "fuckin hacks man."
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give them a show on hallmark channel so they can leave us alone.
buddha on a trisket.
smh.

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38. "People go see shitty movies, so shitty movies get produced."
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Supply and demand.

  

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39. "*snorts a line of coke* Uh, cosign!"
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Let's also not forget that these movies are cheap to produce... very low financial risk for News Corp or Sony or whichever conglomerate is pumping this shit out...
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47. "Bingo. And for the record, Hollywood is way more about weed than coke."
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>Let's also not forget that these movies are cheap to
>produce... very low financial risk for News Corp or Sony or
>whichever conglomerate is pumping this shit out...

  

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85. "Yeah. But man, the stories I have heard from old cats who..."
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... been in the game for decades. Cats used to do lines backstage and shit all out in the open and shit. A lot of folks in the industry do smoke weed but that shit is still not really out in the open. Not on set anyway. During working hours. when i was working in tv everyone was a pothead but that was all done before, after and during lunch. Never on set when shit was poppin. But after work? SHit. I smoked with my line producer, the director and most of the writers. lol


But yeah. Lots of potheads. I don't think it is at the level that coke was done in it's day.






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59. "RE: People go see shitty movies, so shitty movies get produced."
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> Supply and demand.

Pretty much.

  

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26. "Surprisingly, I was going to post how High School High was great"
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and a VERY underrated spoof.

It was stupid, but not overly stupid...but still over-the-top stupid.

I don't think High School High gets it's respect.

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27. "I liked High School High"
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I don't even mind spoof-y type movies really, but at least come up with something mildly original.

Spoofing shit that happened 5 minutes ago doesn't exactly have much replay value a year later.

  

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29. "wu wear. i got that cassete single. i go on tangents fam /nm/"
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32. "Yea, High School High was great..."
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Very funny.

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37. "Lovitz should've got unlimited props for his role lol"
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He was hillarious.

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36. "it was good"
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as far as spoofs go, i also found wrongfully accused funny.

  

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46. "Yeah, Wrongfully Accused was funny"
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A bit ham-fisted, but it at least came with the laughs.

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48. "first of all, Tia Carrere"
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so that's a W right there

but yeah High School High was pretty funny. the DJ part still kills me.

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50. "Talisa Soto was in Spy Hard so I'm givin that a W as well now"
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Nicolette Sheridan wasn't lookin 2 shabby in it either. And for the record: High School High's soundtrack>>>>>>>>>>>>the movie

  

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52. "Talisa Soto's legs are longer than my court cases LOL"
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If she wears high heals, they'll make her hold up the phone lines.

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58. "RE: first of all, Tia Carrere"
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> so that's a W right there


hahaha.

  

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33. "WOW!!!"
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>I'd rather watch holocaust footage than this shit.

That Bad?????



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34. "I wonder why LOTR seems to have been omitted?"
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Those movies are the only reason that a spoof of fantasy films is even marketable nowadays. Maybe there are legal reasons. Or maybe... shudder... the LOTR trilogy is getting its very own spoof movie.

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35. "They did a shitty mention of LOTR in Date Movie"
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And I doubt these guys could come up with anything more.

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40. "the same stupid fucks who saw Date Movie will see this"
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42. "Im also mad Kumar is in it. Kal Penn is very funny."
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Just needs to get some better roles.

(White Castle 2 doesnt count)

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43. "they're makin a "white castle" 2???1!?!"
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wow...i never even thought about checkin one....

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45. "the namesake"
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64. "yeah, what ever happened to that movie?"
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thought it was supposed to drop sometime last year.

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49. "your avy is awesome."
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51. "You mean roles like this:"
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http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox_searchlight/thenamesake/trailer/

  

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55. "sort of... he's still typecast though"
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57. "what do you mean typecast? he's Indian playing an Indian?"
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i saw no humor in that preview. only dramatic acting.

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61. "lets take a look at his latest roles on his resume..."
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Malibu's Most Wanted - over the top accent, etc.
Harold & Kumar - no complaints, but still a lot of ethnic jokes and stuff
Superman Returns - finally a non-Indian role, though he had like 3 lines
Van Wilder - speaks for itself.
Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj - need i say more?
24 - so he plays an arab here, but still, same sort of typecast role because dumbass americans mistake indians for arabs frequently
Epic Movie - no intentions on seeing this so i cant comment..
Namesake - playing an Indian character


He is always casted in roles based on his ethnicity instead of his talent. He's funny and a good actor and should be more than a "Hey, we need an indian guy... lets get Kal Penn."

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70. "Now let's REALLY look at his resume."
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Anyone his age with this much work under his belt can't complain about a damn thing.

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Actor - filmography
(In Production) (2000s) (1990s)

1. Untitled Harold and Kumar Sequel (2008) (pre-production) .... Kumar
2. Under New Management (2008) (pre-production) .... Wheeler

3. Epic Movie (2007) .... Edward
4. "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" .... Henry Chanoor (1 episode, 2007)
... aka Law & Order: SVU (USA: promotional abbreviation)
... aka Special Victims Unit (New Zealand: English title)
- Outsider (2007) TV Episode .... Henry Chanoor
5. "24" .... Ahmed (4 episodes, 2007)
- Day 6: 8:00 a.m.-9:00 a.m. (2007) TV Episode .... Ahmed
- Day 6: 9:00 a.m.-10:00 a.m. (2007) TV Episode .... Ahmed
- Day 6: 6:00 a.m.-7:00 a.m. (2007) TV Episode .... Ahmed
- Day 6: 7:00 a.m.-8:00 a.m. (2007) TV Episode .... Ahmed
6. Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj (2006) .... Taj Mahal Badalandabad
... aka National Lampoon’s Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj (USA: complete title)
7. The Namesake (2006) .... Gogol Ganguli
8. Superman Returns (2006) .... Stanford
9. The Danny Comden Project (2006) (TV) .... Max
10. Bachelor Party Vegas (2006) (V) .... Z-Bob
11. Man About Town (2006) .... Alan Fineberg
12. Sueño (2005) .... Raj
13. A Lot Like Love (2005) .... Jeeter
14. Son of the Mask (2005) .... Jorge
15. Dancing in Twilight (2005) .... Sam
16. Awesometown (2005) (TV) .... Guy Reading Newspaper
17. Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) .... Kumar Patel
... aka Harold & Kumar Get the Munchies (Europe: English title) (UK)
... aka Harold et Kumar chassent le burger (Canada: French title)
18. Ball & Chain (2004) .... Bobby
... aka Arrangement (International: English title)
19. Homeland Security (2004) (TV) .... Harrison
20. Love Don't Cost a Thing (2003) .... Kenneth Warman
... aka Love Don't Co$t a Thing (USA: promotional title)
21. "Tru Calling" .... Steven (1 episode, 2003)
- Haunted (2003) TV Episode .... Steven
22. "All About the Andersons" (2003) TV Series .... George (unknown episodes)
23. "Independent Lens" .... Jagdesh (1 episode, 2003)
- American Made (2003) TV Episode (as Kalpen Modi) .... Jagdesh
24. Malibu's Most Wanted (2003) .... Hadji
25. Where's the Party Yaar? (2003) .... Mo (Mohan Bakshi)
... aka Dude, Where's the Party? (USA: video title)
26. Cosmopolitan (2003) (TV) .... Vandana's Fiancee
27. Badger (2002) .... Sanjay
28. Van Wilder (2002) .... Taj Mahal Badalandabad
... aka Van Wilder: Party Liaison (Australia) (Philippines: English title) (UK) (USA: working title)
... aka National Lampoon's Van Wilder (USA: complete title)
... aka Party Animals - ... wilder geht's nicht! (Germany)
29. Hector (2002) .... Kendal Cunningham
30. "The Agency" .... Malek (1 episode, 2001)
- Rules of the Game (2001) TV Episode .... Malek
31. "NYPD Blue" .... Solomon Al-Ramai (1 episode, 2001)
- Baby Love (2001) TV Episode .... Solomon Al-Ramai
32. "ER" .... Narajan (1 episode, 2001)
- The Longer You Stay (2001) TV Episode .... Narajan
33. "Angel" .... Fez Boy (1 episode, 2001)
... aka Angel: The Series (USA)
- That Vision Thing (2001) TV Episode .... Fez Boy
34. "That's Life" (1 episode, 2001)
- Larva (2001) TV Episode
35. American Desi (2001) .... Ajay Pandya
36. "Spin City" .... Buddy (1 episode, 2000)
- The Spanish Prisoner (2000) TV Episode .... Buddy
37. "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch" .... Prajeeb (1 episode, 2000)
... aka Sabrina (USA: promotional abbreviation)
... aka Sabrina Goes to College (USA: promotional title)
- You Can't Twin (2000) TV Episode .... Prajeeb

38. "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" .... Hunt (1 episode, 1999)
... aka BtVS (USA: promotional abbreviation)
... aka Buffy
... aka Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Series
- Beer Bad (1999) TV Episode .... Hunt
39. Freshmen (1999) .... Ajay
40. Brookfield (1999) (TV) .... Kumar Zimmerman (Series Regular)
41. Express: Aisle to Glory (1998) .... Jackie Newton

  

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73. "who said HE's complaining?"
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and im talking about his RECENT roles, not his entire resume. You cant look me in the eye and tell me this dude is not typecast.

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75. "To be typecast, you have to accept the part."
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Clearly, he doesn't have that big a problem with it.

  

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77. "well yeah, hes getting paid."
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but as someone who sees his talent, id like to see hollywood offer him some more diverse rolls.

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87. "more diverse rolls?"
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Like butter rolls? Dinner rolls? Potato rolls?

  

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56. "Yes! finally he gets something to showcase more than humor"
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Kal Penn is clearly a funny guy. but i always knew he had more potential as an actor. i for one am glad to see it's something like this. i will see it (whether in theatres or dvd).

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53. "19 millon opening weekend"
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Beat out Smokin Aces for the #1 spot

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54. "No. 1"
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that shit honestly Wowed me...

...i guess we can't expect parody to get smarter if they can get away less...

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62. "see, THATS what gets me angry"
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not the fact that they make retarded movies like this, but the fact that our country is full of retards who pay money to see this and make it #1 at box offices.

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86. "Why does someone have to be a retard for likin this shit?"
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Its entertainment. If someone chooses to see some mindless entertainment and pay for it then so what? Does that make them dumber than me cause I paid 8 bucks for the departed? either way we've thrown our money away on some entertainment. Aww well.

  

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63. "is anyone really surprised though?"
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I completely expected this, that's why I was so angry in the first place. Once I saw the preview, I knew that shit was gonna skyrocket to #1

  

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60. "RE: "Epic Movie"-- the previews make me genuinely angry"
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Epic Movie is just another film that's 'made out of other movies'. No original plot, just a long drag of segments that you have to endure IF you watch the movie.

  

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65. "heh, 0% on Rotten Tomatoes so far"
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Lets see if it beats out "Date Movie"s 7%

  

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66. "Official YOU MAD EPIC MOVIE #1, BITCH!"
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67. "I've been swinging punches into the air wildly"
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68. "Like Tre from Boyz n the Hood?"
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tappenzee
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69. "exactly"
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tears streaming down my face too

  

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bignick
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71. "Ricky!!!!!!"
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Orbit_Established
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78. "White people need to stop supporting bullshit films."
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There is something about white culture that facilitates them
appreciating substandard films.

This success is why its hard for young independent
white filmmakers to make it.

Fucking white people.

This is why bullshit like 'Epic Movie' goes
#1 at the box office. They have terrible tastes
in movies and don't support good art.




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79. "You're getting there. Keep trying."
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84. "Because no one ever makes bullshit black films?"
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Soul Plane, Killa Season, The Wash, Master P's movies, and all of the Friday sequels would like to have a word with you...

>There is something about white culture that facilitates them
>
>appreciating substandard films.
>
>This success is why its hard for young independent
>white filmmakers to make it.
>
>Fucking white people.
>
>This is why bullshit like 'Epic Movie' goes
>#1 at the box office. They have terrible tastes
>in movies and don't support good art.
>
>
>
>
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>O_E: Your Super-Ego's Favorite Poster.
>
>
>
>"I ORBITs the solar system, listenin..."
>
>(C)Keith Murray, "Cosmic Slop

Bringing you unpopular posts since 2003.

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72. "well I mean, Bush got into the White House"
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afterall

  

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74. "Smokin Aces really beat it"
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It was on something like 700 fewer screens

  

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80. "i checked out rottentomatoes for a good laugh"
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and got one.

"I've seen more talent in my cat's last dump."

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/epic_movie/

no need to adjust your monitors. thats a 0%

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81. "Man, even the tagline sucks"
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"We know it's big. We measured."

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83. "00% on the Tomatometer"
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Add my brand new myspace page:
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R.I.P. 3rd i

  

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88. "was just gonna post that"
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i bet there are some gem reviews in there

  

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