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Holy shit. I totally understand why some critics whittled this down to "Wick shoots guy, shoots other guy, punches some guy before he shoots him then shoots guy he punched plus guy neither he nor I had seen until he comes on screen to get shot" BUT
Somehow, and I really can't stress enough that I found the 3rd movie tiresome at times, AND I do think the first 15-30 minutes which is a LOT of time is a little confounding while Mr. Nobody never seems to justify himself as more than a stand in for all the stunt work for Halle Berry's character they clearly wanted to keep experimenting with...
SOMEHOW, shit...I'm not even sure what the "somehow" is. I had to apologize to the dude to my left multiple times for laughing so hard at this movie. Donnie FUCKING Yen plays a blind man whose cane is a central part of his martial art and his name is CAINE. Even better, it's all of two or less minutes before Yen-heads have no choice but to accept this is one of the most fun characters he's ever created.
And then there's the post-classical ronin aspect of the whole thing, the way this movie does so many interesting things with color and so many subtly beautiful blends of CGI and location shots, the brazen big-dickedness of knowing audiences are here to see some nutty action and therefore setting out to make sure that no matter how long the story beats are, the fight sequences are both longer and tell more of a story than the monologues and dialogues ever could.
Like, how fucking long is that Osaka Continental sequence? Give me any number from 15 minutes to 70 and I'll insist it felt like 5. And that's maybe, generously, home to the 3rd and 5th best fights in this beast. On a big brain level I get the stair sequence is the avatar for this entire post, but in the haze of pure hype it lost me for just a moment when John took the full Sispyhean tumble. On a rewatch, I'll definitely appreciate knowing the stuntman that took that fall is why that is as hard as it is, because he shocked the crew by going and going and going like a lost Freddy Got Fingered joke, but it was a little silly in the moment. I missed the smaller stakes of the first movie just a bit. A BIT.
Don't even get me started on all the visual homages to, what, all 100+ years of movies that are in this piece of shit movie? I couldn't help but feel like this was made for both popcorn nuts and true Letterboxd heads, from scene 1 to 100 or whatever an absolute sploosh of indulgence for action and "real movie" heads alike.
It was fascinatingly weird to see Tenet in a theater in 2020. I accidentally found myself seeing Top Gun Maverick on a Memorial Day Matinee and went nuts. But if I had to fire off some hot takes, which I don't, but I'll choose to...
John Wick 1 is about as perfect an ode to violence as an anecdote to grief as we'll ever see. It also just rips. But it's also plenty dumb, so it makes sense they made Chapter 2. The expansion of the world of assassination in that movie is pretty incredible, the other assassins make more sense as friends and/or villains than they did in the first, and they sacrifice a little simplicity to establish just how big John's world used to be. Chapter 3 is very cool, but also very messy, and honestly in many ways very forgettable. Don't get me wrong, it's SICK, but who really cares about the coins and vows, really?
Chapter 4 takes all three, distills them, ages them, stretches them out and relentlessly kicks their teeth in.
I just wish Mr. Nobody made any sense to me.
Edit: I feel like it's pretty apparent, but just in case: when I refer to this as a piece of shit movie, I mean that it makes me mad that it's as good as it is. The fights are the fights; it sucks that they're as amazing as they are because they just make me immediately pine for John Wick 5 to actually happen and Iko Uwais to be a major part of it. The story is the story, which again solves for Chapter 3's bloat while somehow justifying a much longer movie.
But maybe more than anything, this is just a gorgeous piece of trash. Sylvester Stallone is rolling in his grave over this thing. Did Ian McShane really need to walk past nearly a minute of eye shattering paintings to have whatever conversation about ethics he had with Pennywise? Maybe not, but he did.
And that wasn't nearly the swingingest dickiest shot. I hate this fucking movie.
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