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1. "m: Bill Maher/Terrence Howard" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Muna
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
Bill Maher Chocolate Milk's "Action Speaks Louder Than Words" https://youtu.be/axQ31_RIq-Y REASON: Because of what he does. While action can be important, it's best to speak on it first.
Terrence Howard Geto Boys' "Talkin' Loud Ain't Sayin' Nothin'" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw0JJxdyZtg REASON: The Lucious character sometimes talks a bit too much and he needs to stay silent before it's too late. I could've chosen the James Brown song but I think the Geto Boys track is perfect for this, especially Willie Dee's verse where he says:
"Say you ran shit, what you had to drink? N****r, you was on a goddamn punk tank Washin' out another n****r's draws And getting fucked up your doo doo walls So don't give me that bullshit story Pussy muthafucker, I heard they took your commissary What the fuck are you, a man or a mouse? (Man) Well, why the fuck you clean another n****r's house?"
My point is I want Tariq to say the line "and getting fucked up your doo doo walls"
The point is the first song: speak loud Second song: speak soft, if at all
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
3. "w: Edie Redmayne/Lily Collins" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Martha Wainwright
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
Why: He's starring in 'Fantastic Beasts.' I think you guys have played at least one or two of the "Fantastic" intros before, but not sure if you played this one.
17. "Suggestion for Post Monolog song" In response to Reply # 3
We'll know who won the election, barring another Florida.
The NPR show Marketplace has a segment where they announce how stocks did on that day. If they went up they play "We're in The Money" from Golddiggers 1933 , and if it's down then they play "Stormy Weather." if the market is mixed then they play "It don't mean a thing."
I suggest you do the same for the post monologue song.
4. "th: Amy Adams/Joe Buck" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Morgane & Chris Stapleton
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Joe Buck Pharoah Monch's "Simon Says" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7Fy5w2klbg REASON: Either do the "bo bo bo" part and change it to "BUCK BUCK BUCK" or change the lyric to "get the buck up!" Extra bonus points to then show the crowd rubbing on their titties.
Alas, as much as I love it when I get a toofer-- I suggested E.T. for Friday's 'Arrival" guest. Amy Adams was "Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft." I'll take half a point.
5. "f: Jeremy Renner/Michelle Dockery" In response to Reply # 0
magic: David Blaine
NO! LIST Tom Petty M J Zeppelin Springsteen Neil Young Eagles Ray Charles Madonna Chuck Berry South Park TV Songs Justin Timberlake "Food Glorious Food" "Twilight Zone" theme "A Boy Named Sue" "Night Moves" "The Situation" "Superbowl Shuffle"
Jeremy Renner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw Culture Club's "Karma Chameleon" REASON: He's in ARRIVAL, change the 2nd and 4th line in the bridge from "rival" to "arrival".
Michelle Dockery Graham Central Station's "Release Yourself" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xqazeOLeRo REASON: She's in GOOD BEHAVIOR so change the lyric to "BEHAVE YOURSELF, don't fight the feeling BEHAVE YOURSELF, just let yourself go" BEHAVE YOURSELF, don't fight the feeling BEHAVE YOURSELF, it might not come no more"
Extra bonus point if we can get Hashtag the panda to go some sanctifying during this part.
35. ""Human Behavior" Bjork" In response to Reply # 34
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