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1. "m: Gov Chris Christie (tba)" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Gary Clark Jr
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Why? This is the music you hear while you're on hold at FedEx. No idea about publishing.
Why? This fucking idiot said "“At any moment, FedEx can tell you where that package is. It’s on the truck. It’s at the station. It’s on the airplane,” Mr. Christie told the crowd in Laconia, N.H. “Yet we let people come to this country with visas, and the minute they come in, we lose track of them.”
He added: “We need to have a system that tracks you from the moment you come in.”
9. "my pick (Gov Chris Christie)" In response to Reply # 1
Christie's "Here I Am" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaJpps2blik REASON: Name association, found a name called Christie and there we go. Initial lyric is "Here I am, baby, waiting for you to come back/Here I am, baby, waiting for you to come back/you know I ain't gonna move until you decide to come back", which would mark his return to the show. Nothing offensive, no double meanings, plain and simple.
2. "t: Live Schriber/Elle Fanning" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Vince Staples & The Roots
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Elle Fanning Elvis Presley's "Little Sister" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSGGmOf_zdU REASON: She is the little sister of Dakota, so she should not do what her big sister does.
Why: She's starring in 'About Ray' and she's little, and the hook says "come on little gamma ray." I guess you could also use this for Liev since he stars in 'Ray Donovan.'
24. "RE: t: Liev Schriber" In response to Reply # 2
damn, I could of sworn that Liev was coming later in the week....anyway, would of loved to seen him coming out to Barry Adamson: something wicked this way comes re: I guess the word play of subbing ray for way, but this a damn instrumental, so this is an on paper only reason lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtE_DrWhSSI
28. "my pick (Anthony Sadler)" In response to Reply # 2
Royce da 5'9"'s "Ride" https://youtu.be/lsi149zUCpQ?t=1m2s REASON: He is from Oak Park, California thus: "Up and down, Nine (ride); Oak Park ****** (ride)"
3. "w: Justin Bieber/Salman Rushdie" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Justin Bieber & The Roots
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Justin Bieber Amy Grant's "Baby Baby" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqlmQMSt0yg REASON: Change the lyric to "Bieber, Bieber" I always preferred the remix that's on the 45 so if you do the song, I hope you do this arrangement.
4. "th: Jason Sudeikis/Bel Powley" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Brad Paisley
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Bel Powley Sadly, the first lyric I thought of was "Distortion To Static" so if there is a micro-chance of that song being done, I want the focus to be on the "people, there's no equal, or no sequel", in reference to her being in EQUALS. Otherwise, I'll go for this:
Devo's "That's Good" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoblGXW6gS8 REASON: She stars in EQUALS, thus I thought of the lyric: "Everybody, it's a good thing Everybody wants a good thing Everybody ain't it true that Everybody's looking for the same thing?"
5. "f: Steve Harvey/Alison Brie" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Florida Georgia Line
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Steve Harvey Nia Peeples' "Trouble" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4nq9WIYPiQ REASON: This song was produced and written by someone named Steve Harvey, but it is not one and the same. Only music nerds like us will get the connection, which is my point. It's my Filipino connection going on, don't mind me.
Alison Brie Tasmin Archer's "Sleeping Satellite" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGL2lcaRYqk REASON: I have suggested this song a few times for others and since Miss Brie is in SLEEPING WITH OTHER PEOPLE, I thought it would fit in. It's one of my favorite songs and would love to hear you guys cover this. Yeah, I said it.
Unless they plan on throwing pieces at Trump, the producers on the Tonight Show are opportunists of the scummiest type - and Jimmy may be one too. WTF is wrong with with this show???
I hope they make you do a Jamming The News with him and he gets to pick his own walk on music.
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