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1. "M: Brian Williams, Max Greenfield" In response to Reply # 0
mg/sit in: Eric Burdon & The Roots
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11. "my picks, but first..." In response to Reply # 1
Eric Burdon? By all means, play "Magic Mountain". Must do that. Okay...
Brian Williams Van Morrison's "Listen To The Lion" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uazFfQpK5SE (emphasis begins at 1:11) REASON: Name association. Change the word "lion" to "Brian" "Oh, listen listen To the lion Oh, listen listen listen To the lion"
Max Greenfield Aceyalone's "Too To The Max" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FhrMwg4k94 (emphasis at 0:16) REASON: Name association, as heard in the chorus: "I'm live, and I serve I'm the dopest motherfucker that I ever heard I'm too to the max got facts and I know the haps But I'm so disturbed"
(since his character on The New Girl is the resident douchebag and has to put money in a Douche Jar everytime he does something that fits the description.)
2. "T: Lucy Liu, Billy Gardell" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Ultraista
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ALTERNATE CHOICE: Chick Corea's "Tones For Joan's Bones" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rTH-J3lYe8 REASON: Again, name/character association, and I doubt anyone will pick that out of the blue.
--------- Tommy Mottola T.D. Valentine's "Love Trap" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qNiLPzuI7k REASON: One of the few records Mottola recorded himself, an Al Kooper cover released on Epic in 1969.
22. "you and handle cant read huh?" In response to Reply # 12 Mon Jan-28-13 03:07 PM by 15
tommy mottola
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3. "W: Jude Law, Mike Tyson, Josh Topolsky" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Bad Religion sit in: Michael Bolton
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Jude Law Anthrax's "I Am The Law" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rVFi6qkPHE REASON: Name association. The chorus: "I am THE LAW! You won't fuck around no more I am THE LAW! I judge the rich, I judge the poor I am THE LAW! Commit a crime, I'll lock the door I am THE LAW! Because in Mega-City... I am THE LAW!"
Josh Topolsky Gerald Levert's "Application (I'm Looking For A New Love)" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s3dQVKG2D0 (emphasis at 0:59) REASON: He's the tech man, so will he be talking about a new app? New medium? No idea, but either way: "So Im sending out this application All across the nation So hurry up and sign up sign up Right here (On the dotted line yeah)"
If it's about a new online service or whatever, then the "sign up" reference will be perfect.
37. "my pick (Megan Hilty)" In response to Reply # 36
Classix Nouveaux's "Guilty" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGlD_coalsA (emphasis at 0:55) REASON: Name association. The chorus goes: "guilty, guilty, you found me guilty, guilty, you found me guilty, guilty, you found me guilty, guilty, you found me"
Just change "guilty" to her last name. This was one of my favorite songs from the early days of MTV. The song is registered under songwriter Sal Solo and published by Rykodisc via ASCAP.
4. "TH: Channing Tatum, Al Roker, Tim Ferriss" In response to Reply # 0
sit in Graham Parker
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Channing Tatum Digital Underground's "Packet Man" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvqedkn3mVY REASON: Tatum stars in SIDE EFFECTS, about obtaining prescription drugs, thus: "If you're married, it's no big deal You're not cheating at all, you're just poppin a pill And if your wife's got a headache and wants to hit the sack It's cool, take a packet fool Biochemically compacted sexual affection Now here, take a look at my selection"
Sure, the song has nothing to do with getting sex from a pill, but it refers to obtaining drugs in pill form, so I'll go for that.
Al Roker Funkadelic's "Promentalshitbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad (The Doo Doo Chasers)" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wL1NyqLs5E REASON: "Constipated 19 now-nows Emerges from the hiney of your head The doodoo chasers"
Or any part of the song would be great too, and maybe throw in a "which one is Al Roker?" somewhere.
ALTERNATE PICK #1 Funkadelic's "Loose Booty" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJPMxTS4C2E (emphasis at 3:04) REASON: I refer to the part of the song that goes "loose booty/loose butt".
Tim Ferriss Clock DVA's "4 Hours" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sputl2yAbfQ (emphasis at 3:37) REASON: He's known for his "4-hour" themed books, so I'll go for this. The lyrics in question happen at the end of the song: "We're only four hours We're only four moments We're only here too long"
5. "F: Jason Bateman, Zosia Mamet" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Andrea Bocelli
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Jason Bateman Eddie Rabbitt's "Driving My Life Away" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tvEvBUG8mY REASON: Bateman is in IDENTITY THIEF, where his identity is taken by a woman, and thus the song: "Oooooooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a better way, for me Oooooooh, I'm driving my life away Lookin' for a sunny day"
Change the lyrics to where it refers to "she" taking his life away.
---- Zosia Mamet Ready For The World's "My Girly" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztHgD_b4pRM REASON: One of my favorite songs, Mamet stars in GIRLS so I went for a a "girly" song.
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