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1. "m: Laura Linney/Dave Attel" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Solange sit in: Chuck Leavell of The Rolling Stones
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(his show on Showtime is "Dave's Old Porn"-- featuring him, other comedians and old porn stars cracking wise on vintage porn.)
---------- Bonus Suggestion: "Hand Jive" for both guests-- Linney refers to her movie, Attel refers to what one is usually doing while watching the movies he watches on his show. -----------------
Laura Linney Ray Stevens' "It's Me Again, Margaret" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wb2nZR6qbE REASON: Linney plays the character of Margaret in her new film, HYDE PARK ON HUDSON. The song is about a perverted man who goes to a pay phone and wants to have a conversation with a Margaret, so use the first instance of her in the song:
"'It's me again, Margaret Hello, is this Margaret? You don't know me, Margaret but I know you.'
Dave Attell Mr. Bungle's "The Girls Of Porn" (go to 4:02 mark) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDaobFVkh7Q REASON: Attell's show is about watching porn, so I went for what I felt was an obvious choice. Only "clean" part of the song is the following lines: "Ain't got no woman next to me I just got this magazine And what's on the TV screen But that's okay with me"
ALTERNATE CHOICE: Wings' "Girls School" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1ZqOgtyvSM (go to 1:27 mark) REASON: Paul McCartney's ode to porn: "Head nurse is Sister Scala Now she's a Spanish doll She runs a full body out call massage parlour From the teacher's hail
Ah...what can the sisters do Ah...Girls' School"
Or just limit it to the chorus: "Ah...what can the sisters do Ah...Girls' School"
2. "t: Anne Hathaway/Robert Smigel" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis & The Roots sit in: Beres Hammond
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Anne Hathaway Master Ace's "Me And The Biz" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExpVH4_TziQ REASON: Hathaway will appear in LES MISERABLES, and one of its nicknames is LES MIS or LES MIZ, so change the lyric to "Me And Les Miz".
3. "w: Naomi Watts/Hugh Bonneville" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Florida Georgia Line
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4. "th: Martin Short/John Cana" In response to Reply # 0
comedian: Neal Brennan
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Martin Short Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas Time" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1-sXrdQtog REASON: Short will be the host of SNL on the 15th, where McCartney will be the musical guest.
John Cena Television's "See No Evil" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC9ejlUpQCY REASON: His name is Cena, I'm going for name recognition so that it can be changed to "Cena Evil". Here's the chorus:
"I understand all (I see no) Destructive urges (I see no) It seems so perfect (I see no) I see... I see no... evil"
Why? The first song Billy Joel ever wrote and recorded. I can't find a copy of it - Billy Joel says only a few copies were made - but he and Alec Baldwin sing it on that podcast.
5. "f: Christoph Waltz/Amy Sedaris/The Guys from Recordsetter" In response to Reply # 0
mg: Martha Wainwright
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Christoph Waltz Strauss' "Vozes da primavera (Voices Of Spring)" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfoXn5A7-jk REASON: Christoph was born in Vienna, Austria, and thus it would be cool to honor him with one of the country's most sacred waltzes, in honor of his last name (i.e. name recognition).
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