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kelvinmercerlookalike
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Fri Dec-07-12 09:43 AM

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" I'm eatin' curried chicken and rice these folks look nice..."


  

          

holy shit, that cracks me up every time!
bigups Lil Dap!

Friday Fun Post:
What line from any song cracks you up and makes you smile whenever you hear it?

a few of my faves:
Dres on Gimme The Finga: "My favorite meal is anything with meat
My favorite quote, "Can I have a receipt?'
My favorite show is 'Who's the Boss'
And my favorite ho, is yours of course
And everyday is Saturday my friend
Go to sleep wake up
yo! itts Saturday again
It's fly, gettin paid to do what you want
Don't believe me, (burrrp) see? "

Ghostface on One: "Dickin down Oprah, jumprope, David Dinkins
Watch the Black mayor of DC, hit them open
Tangerine sofa, two super soakers in the Rover
Hit the sport's bar, tell a young lady to bend over
Meditated yoga, powder ball, dancin with the vulture
Castor Troy layin for Travolta"

Redman on Cereal Killer: "Fuck knocking, kick the door, evict the four
Yell out: "It's a stickup, hit the floor!"
You fish cake niggas, stay Lipton off
Did your mama name you, or Mrs. Paul's
battlin' session, what's up with it?
I talk like I walk with a fucked up pivot
niggas scream out: "It's just us bitches!"
Don't shoot, out the phone booth
I aim at your party, hit the wrong group
"Happy birth..." ow, ow, ow, ow
niggas done snap, runnin' hunch back
Ducking, brick walls, get thumb tacked
So run laps, for I body you
Bust out the size, like karate shoes, Doc
Turn velcro, when night falls
Central park joggers, wear bright clothes
Tae bo, five flows
Lizard, Centipede, Snake
I'm a killer! "

please feel free to add on, word up.


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Subject Author Message Date ID
I love this one:
Dec 07th 2012
1
yes indeed! I secretly like Phife di-dawg more than the Abstract.
Dec 07th 2012
2
Remember I'm blacker than your used Acura
Dec 07th 2012
3
yup. LPs like Bacdafucup by Onyx. Blac Vagina Finda!? comedy gold.
Dec 07th 2012
4
somebody had that as their sig spelled slightly different
Dec 07th 2012
5
oh damn, I remember seeing that! i love okp. n/m
Dec 07th 2012
9
Yes, the Redman is what they call me
Dec 07th 2012
6
haha! we could dedicate a whole post to the ill shit Redman says, n/m
Dec 07th 2012
8
malachi: i beat your moms in the head with a metal pipe.
Dec 07th 2012
7
I wouldn't wanna tell the Nutcracker to get off the mic; he'd murk me!
Dec 07th 2012
10

Nij
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Fri Dec-07-12 10:25 AM

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1. "I love this one:"
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"I had Tonya, Tamika, Sharon, Karen
Tina, Stacy, Julie, Tracy
Used ta love 'em, leave 'em, skeeze 'em, tease 'em
Find 'em, lose 'em - also abuse 'em
My whole attitude was new day, next hon'
And believe it or not, they all got done
But here comes Flo, with the crazy whip appeal
And I'm all true man, like Alexander O'Neal
Is this really love, then again, how would I know
After all this time tryin' to be a superhoe
She finally played me, but yo, I'd find another
Cause I got the crazy game and yo, I'm smooth like butter"

Peace,

Nij

  

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kelvinmercerlookalike
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Fri Dec-07-12 10:38 AM

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2. "yes indeed! I secretly like Phife di-dawg more than the Abstract."
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damn Phife kilt that shit!

this and him on Hot Sex, Buggin' Out, etc... solidify him as a dope MC in my book.


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cbk
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Fri Dec-07-12 12:51 PM

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3. "Remember I'm blacker than your used Acura"
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The whole Dr Dooom album cracks me up really.

Happy 50th D’Angelo: https://chrisp.bandcamp.com/track/d-50

  

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kelvinmercerlookalike
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Fri Dec-07-12 04:11 PM

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4. "yup. LPs like Bacdafucup by Onyx. Blac Vagina Finda!? comedy gold."
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then realizing years later after reading 'Check The Technique',
that those Onyx cats were dropping acid during the whole recording of that album!?!?
whoa.



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Nick Has a Problem...Seriously
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Fri Dec-07-12 05:18 PM

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5. "somebody had that as their sig spelled slightly different"
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Fri Dec-07-12 05:19 PM by Nick Has a Problem..

  

          

cracked me up every time! they spelled it with the lisp. shit had me dying!

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Geto Boys, Poison Clan, UGK, Eightball & MJG, OutKast, Goodie Mob

  

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kelvinmercerlookalike
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Fri Dec-07-12 10:48 PM

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9. "oh damn, I remember seeing that! i love okp. n/m"
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Garhart Poppwell
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Fri Dec-07-12 09:14 PM

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6. "Yes, the Redman is what they call me"
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wicked with the style you think I had cerebral palsy like AUUUUAGH!
2o years later that shit kills me everytime I hear that song and I play it several times a week

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kelvinmercerlookalike
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Fri Dec-07-12 10:46 PM

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8. "haha! we could dedicate a whole post to the ill shit Redman says, n/m"
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k0la
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Fri Dec-07-12 09:19 PM

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7. "malachi: i beat your moms in the head with a metal pipe."
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Fri Dec-07-12 09:20 PM by k0la

          

i actually thought dap could flow/rap alright. malachi, who i guess didn't even want to rap anyway...that dude used to say some wild ish, hahha. like i used to get embarrassed for him over his verses.

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kelvinmercerlookalike
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Fri Dec-07-12 10:49 PM

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10. "I wouldn't wanna tell the Nutcracker to get off the mic; he'd murk me!"
In response to Reply # 7


  

          

*CROCKER*

word booty.

HSUBAKCITS

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