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1. "Mon: Susan Surrandon/Karl Urban" In response to Reply # 0
Comedy: Jiim Hamilton
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11. "DROKK IT!!! I approve of this one, but..." In response to Reply # 10
...(and not a bad "but"), I will still suggest my own.
The chorus for "I Am The Law" has to be cleaned up, since the line in it is "you won't fuck around no more", so if you choose the bridge before the chorus, lyrics are
"Respect the badge He earned it with his blood Fear the gun Your sentence may be death because
I am the law you won't *mess* around no more I am the law I judge the rich, I judge the poor I am the law commit a crime, I'll lock the door I am the law because in Mega City, I AM THE LAW!"
Or feel free to say "you won't funk around no more" so people will assume an expletive has been said.
Susan Sarandon Cheap Trick's "Surrender" REASON: Title of the song could be changed to say her last name.
ALTERNATE CHOICE: The Fugees' "Nappy Head (Remix)" REASON: Her birthday is in October so "cheeba cheeba, y'all, I'm a Libra y'all"
Karl Urban "The Land I Call Home" (go to 3:25) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zCDgTYlENE REASON: Urban is from New Zealand, and this is a song that won a New Zealand song contest. Here's the chorus: "It’s the land I call home and forever will be, she’s a beauty and she’ll captivate your soul Where the kiwi is our symbol and nature roams ‘round every bend I’m proud to call New Zealand my home I’m proud to call New Zealand my home. My home"
Maybe not as brutal as "I Am The Law", but I'll go for this.
2. "Tue: Jon Cryer/Taraji P Henson" In response to Reply # 0
MG: Nelly Furtado
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Jon wrote and starred in a great movie in the 90s called THE POMPATUS OF LOVE, where the characters spend the movie trying to figure out what the line that follows "Some people call me Maurice" is ("Cause I speak of the pompatus of love").
3. "Wed: Maya Rudolph/Dave Annabell/Elmo" In response to Reply # 0
MG: The Avett Bros
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Why? He is set to play Henry Martin on ABC's new show 666 Park Avenue.
Take the first verse, which of course is:
"Okay, all you pus suckin’ motherfuckers out there,It's time to win a chance to butt-bang Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass-- To caller number 666"
But just say "Park 666!", and do the riff. (We gotta get some Bungle on at some point.)
15. "That'll be great if Bungle is played" In response to Reply # 9
I know I suggested "Squeeze Me Macaroni" for one of the chefs, but one day, Mr. Bungle will have their place as a walk-on. Perhaps someone soon will be fitting for "Vanity Fair".
Dave Annable W.A.S.P.'s "Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r3gVs6UG5Q REASON: His last name is said similarly to "animal", so I focus on the chorus: "I come round, round i come feel your love LIKE AN ANIMAL! Tie you down, down i come steal your love LIKE AN ANIMAL! I come round, round i come feel your love LIKE AN ANIMAL! Tie you down, down i come steal your love LIKE AN ANIMAL!"
4. "Thur: Piers Morgan/Michael Pena/Joshua Topolsky" In response to Reply # 0
MG: Danny! & The Roots
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Why? About a year ago on the "ThisIsMyNext" podcast he famously said "Using windows feels like poison" - which has brought a lot of ridicule and taunting.
And say "Josh Tops hates poisons. Windows is poison." (And then do a lot of "poison" ad libs.)
BIG GEEK CRED. IT'll stick on Reddit for at least 6 hours.
He'll fall out laughing, he'll mention on his site, on his podcast - and I'd bet he'd invite you to be on The Verge Show.
(If he doesn't get to walk out and the segment starts at a table then play this into commercial.)
16. "Danny! Very nice. Anyway... my picks" In response to Reply # 4
Piers Morgan Talk Talk's "Talk Talk" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hHnOBlwU3A REASON: He talks to people, he pisses off some people, but he does some good (sometimes great) work, so this is a song that's more for the haters, as if to say "but I'm here on a talk show, still talking, ain't I?"
Michael Pena Bette Midler's "My Eye On You" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpjjmCznUOw REASON: Pena plays a cop who becomes the target of a drug cartel (according to Wikipedia), thus while he has his eye on them, they have an eye on him. Song was written by Bill House & Moon Martin
ALTERNATE CHOICE: The Police's "Every Breath You Take" Same reason, but focus on the fade out of the song.
Joshua Topolsky Kraftwerk's "It's More Fun To Compute" REASON: He's the gadget man.
5. "Fri: Jake Gyllenhaal/Penny Marshal" In response to Reply # 0
MG: Bobby Womack w/ Damon Albarn & Richard Russell
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Jake Gyllenhaal Slave's "Watching You" REASON: He's in the movie with Michael Pena, so it focuses on him being a cop keeping an eye out on a drug cartel keeping an eye out on him.
Penny Marshall Odyssey's "Native New Yorker" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1rH_iaZkv0 REASON: Marshall, like Ellen Barkin, is from the Bronx. I was originally going to suggest Al Jarreau's "Boogie Down" again but with the passing of Lillian Lopez, I figured I would get a way for you guys to do this for someone.
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