So I've got my "Best of P.E. and NWA" Playlist and it occurs to me that Eazy-E might be one of the funniest rappers of all time.

His voice was pure comedy by itself, he sounds like a cartoon character.

His lyrics were absurd and off the wall

Even the fact that he was actually a HORRIBLE rapper who had to have his verses edited heavily is funny on some odd level.


The idea of Easy showing up at a Whitehouse dinner with George Bush is cracking me up

Poll result (45 votes) Redman (16 votes) Vote Kool Keith (6 votes) Vote Eminem (3 votes) Vote Easy-E (0 votes) Vote Ol'Dirty Bastard (10 votes) Vote Other (10 votes) Vote

Eazy is actually at the bottom of that list, for me. He's funny but I find all the others funnier. Luda is damn funny. Redman is downright fucking hilarious.

But Eminem and ODB were my finalists and I had to go with Em. Just his combination of pure, insane talent and absolute hilarity make me laugh more than just about anyone.

"Spectacular
battle rap manufacturer
stole your mama's Acura
wrecked it, and sold it back to her"

He has made me laugh more than any rapper ever, especially (obviously) earlier in his career.

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ain't nobody funnier than West Coast rappers period.

Too Short use to do Dolemite on his raps that alone is classic.

just the way Too Short says Airplane alone is Hall of fame for funny rapper ever IMO,

mistermaxxx R.Kelly, Michael Jackson,Stevie wonder,Rick James,Marvin Gaye,El Debarge, Barry WHite Lionel RIchie,Isleys EWF,Lady T.,Kid creole and coconuts,the crusaders,kc sunshine band,bee gees,jW,sd,NE,JB

Miami Heat, New York Yankees,buffalo bills

That might be the funniest shit in the history of the planet.

http://www.last.fm/user/_CondoM_/

Jean Grae runs a close second

"mista who're you?"

"gilles you're not the typical radio guy, you're a bit more advanced in your evolution". - seun kuti

just go back and listen to dude from 95-97. Pure comedy gold.

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Falcons, Braves, Bulldogs and Hawks

Geto Boys, Poison Clan, UGK, Eightball & MJG, OutKast, Goodie Mob

I tried to run! She yelled out "freeze!"
Pulled down my draws, dropped to her knees
Ripped of my draws as if she had claws
Broke the rules that defined sex laws
She responded quick, with a slick, welcoming kiss and a ice cream lick
Oooh I begged, I begged, "Easy on my balls, they're fragile as eggs."

I dunno, that, the Grammy thing, renaming himself "Big Baby Jesus"... Eminem is good, but Dirt Dog is for the kids.

hilarious dude ever, or you hate him and think he's a controlling, mindless, sexist, fake pimping idiot.

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I guess because both of them have the same animated vibe.

Free, because he sounds exactly like both of them at the same time on his few random appearances...he has Quik's voice moreso, but flows it like Free does. Not sure if you ever paid attention to him, but he's here - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH0HSJhZ3rc Listen right at 1:00, and at 0:41 here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lirm6RuwFwM

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n numerous ocassions

R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

even if its kind of sexist mind control psycho talk

i can't stand yall broke broke lonely ass big mouth

pussy stankin evil ass liar liar no house

muscle havin back stabbin section ass two face

bloody mary bloody mary dirty tampon case

now knock her down and pick her up

just fuck her up and pick her up

just beat her up and pick her up

now kill that bitch and let God pick her up

was a spin-off of my Safe&Sound post because just yesterday there was talk about how funny Suga Free is.

But anyway - yea, Suga Free is damn hilarious. I was listening to Nobody the other day and I still die at his lines "boy don't you EVER apologize for no prostitute..." and "I don't drink alcohol, but when I do drink I prefer Dos Equis". Dood is just straight comedy.

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you can't listen to a Suga Free song and not laugh. The funniest part is dude is being dead serious. His image also makes the shit funnier.

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Falcons, Braves, Bulldogs and Hawks

Geto Boys, Poison Clan, UGK, Eightball & MJG, OutKast, Goodie Mob

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Gang Starr / Nujabes blend - https://youtu.be/lsci1vu6ick
DOOM Tribute - https://youtu.be/qmBQ2BDefKM
Donut of the Heart cover in Javascript - https://youtu.be/afLc2CkC8lk

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“So back we go to these questions — friendship, character… ethics.”

Tilt - Arcade Funk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPtLcEoyxKY

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Peace to the Gods.

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Keep the crack raps up that shit is double plus what-ever-the-fuck.
Everybody's afraid to say that it just sucks to watch talented motherfuckers pretending they sell drugs - EL-P

fuck you.

....."Her pussy so good, I could go to church in it!!!!"

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I should put that in a song

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The avatar is old. And, no, that hat was not a groovy style back then, either.

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only part about Gucci's "Get It Back" I thought was hot but that line pretty much saved a song I thought I might never listen to again


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http://rateyourmusic.com/list/Nodima/run_that_shit__nodimas_hip_hop_handbook

-over a whole career Red and Kool Keith
-for a period: 95-97 ODB or mid 90s Suga Free
-Em was hella funny before he blew up, shit just became annoying-immature IMO
-over record: Ghost, on some random thoughts / interview(s) shit

with honorable mentions Fatlip, Busta Rhymes & Sean Price.

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ODB is close too.

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He has the confidence of Vernon Maxwell on a yayo binge.

http://www.2amDonuts.bandcamp.com

Too $hort
Devin the Dude
Fatlip
Shock G
Willie D
J Zone
Biz Markie

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"The nameless was the beginning of heaven and earth;
The named was the mother of the myriad creatures."

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that dude was straight COMEDY on a track
the voice alone set it off, but his lines often had me laughing at their absurdity sometimes

the whole drunk at the party part makes me laugh just thinking about it.

Nm

I've had to leave public places because I was laughing so hard at how ridiculous his rhymes are..

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Lies run sprints.
Truths run marathons.

R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

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...I'm from the era when A.I. was the answer, now they think ai is the answer - Marlon Craft

"Adventures in Counter Culture" is pretty serious/emo, but dude can be a fucking crack-up. He's hilarious on both Soul Position albums.

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but then he toned the jokes WAY down

R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

is brilliantly funny.

i think punchline wise: Sean P has the funniest punchlines

but i think Ghostface is the funniest person ever

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Bentleys n Hummer lil daddy we bout dat!!! Most of his hooks are hilarious.

I Got Tha Hook up?
SMH

R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

I don't even think emenim is funny...
Easy was funny, but he wasn't a clown like Willie D.
Devin the Dude is by far the funniest dude out right today
Biz Markie was a clown too...Slick Rick always cracked me up...still does...

I voted Kool Keith out of the choices you gave though

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I forgot about Slick Rick, but the "For Adults Only" track off Art of Storytelling... the one that's four straight minutes of anal sex boasts is unbelievable. When my friends and I are bored we still turn to each other and go, "The butthole, the butthole..." And I don't know if he realized the impression made by his playing the part of the guy ramming the girl AND the girl getting it, but man, a lot of subtext there, a lot to unpack.

>I don't even think emenim is funny...
>Easy was funny, but he wasn't a clown like Willie D.
>Devin the Dude is by far the funniest dude out right today
>Biz Markie was a clown too...Slick Rick always cracked me
>up...still does...
>
>I voted Kool Keith out of the choices you gave though

the folks responsible don't deserve the title of funniest rappers evar, but these are certainly the best 2 comedy rap albums for my money -

phonte & eccentric - the story of US
party fun action committee (blockhead & jer) - let's get serious

I'm surprised I COMPLETELY forgot about this album

Their MC Paul Barman impression is DEAD on

Now that I think about it, how did I forget MCPB?

R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

laugh harder at some of his lyrics, which at best could be sorta described as dark humor, more than any other rapper while rhyming abt some of the most criminal activities...

"Your girl fucked my man Jake up, heard in three weeks
she sniffed a whole half of cake up
Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up"

"run from the police picture that, nigga I'm too fat I fuck around and catch a asthma attack"

grassrootsphilosopher

But word, Red is easily the Richard Pryor of HipHop.


Pressin' play on a Reggie album is like waitin' for
yo' drunk uncle ta show up at the cookout. AKA you know
its finna be some shit and you know he gon' show his AZZ when he get dere.

Laughs unlimited.





#TeamYoushouldaBEENdone'foundDaGoddammnTreasureGoddammitt!

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"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African"
Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!

Yep


Funk Doc

"Highly developed spirits often encounter resistance from mediocre minds."-Albert Einstein

http://twitter.com/#!/TonyHanesPoetry

Him talking abut beefing with MC Hammer was the most unexpected, off the wall shit

R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

Good Lookin' on the plug, Dukez.



Bet.

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"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African"
Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!

Off the reaLest thing in life,
I'm finna grab me a footlong sub sammich, some tall PBR's and
cold act a fool ta dis shit!

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"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African"
Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!

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the new colors get me every time..

Dro is mad funny

XXL: Are you following the presidential race?
DMX: Not at all.

XXL: You're not? You know there's a Black guy running, Barack Obama
and then there's Hillary Clinton.
DMX: His name is Barack?!

XXL: Barack Obama, yeah.
DMX: Barack?!

XXL: Barack.
DMX: What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

XXL: Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
DMX: Barack Obama?

XXL: Yeah.
DMX: What the fuck?! That ain't no fuckin' name, yo. That ain't that
nigga's name. You can't be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta
here.

XXL: You're telling me you haven't heard about him before.
DMX: I ain't really paying much attention.

XXL: I mean, it's pretty big if a Black�
DMX: Wow, Barack! The nigga's name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named
Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain't his
fuckin' name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, "Stop that bullshit.
Stop that bullshit" "That ain't your fuckin' name." Your momma ain't
name you no damn Barack.

R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

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i know they parodied this on The Boondocks, but damn if that interview is word for word in the show lmao

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J-Zone owns this post...at least for those who have heard of him.

Too Many Babie$
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n2e2H_fCu4&feature=related

Disco
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqq4VSq-6b4&feature=related

County Check Pimpin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=604LyPbRS0U

No Consequences(my personal favorite, mostly because of Huggy Bear's verse tho)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kvqeYr-hWM

Lebron couldn't win a chip without two superstars from his draft class. He didn't just need help. The nigga needed the cheat code to enable god mode.(c)Kira

when they be like "wats up fatlip!?"

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R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

DOOM

DOOM


DOOM

end post..

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because, I mean, Cam'ron? Not even a hat in the ring?


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Just a few days ago he had me cracking up with "Now I'm shavin' coke, On a amazing boat, 'Fuck you, suck dick,' I don't know what to say to folks".

did i just miss his name?

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"This is your world. Shape it or someone else will." - Gary Lew

In the here & now: Action Bronson, Danny Brown

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He doesn't rap that often but he is still a rapper, but anytime he speaks, talk, or rap, he's nothing but funny & comedic.

https://tinyurl.com/y4ba6hog

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& your fool ass is cruising around in a time machine
trying to collect props for a couple of sociopathic degenerates" - s.blak

but dr octagon just might be the most I laughed when listening to a rap record...kool keith just said the most absurd, out the blue shit on that album

Penicillin on Wax owns this thread.