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Fructose Soda
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"Is he fuckin dead? Tha fuck you mean is he fuckin dead?!?!"
Wed Feb-29-12 11:36 PM by Fructose Soda

  

          

My favorite skit is from 36 Chambers.
2nd favorite would be The "Rap de Rap Show" (the Doo-Doo maaaaaan) from De La Soul is Dead.

whats yours?

  

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Subject Author Message Date ID
"he prolly took the tape"
Feb 29th 2012
1
yeah, I know, right!?
Mar 01st 2012
27
holy shit, I never even heard that in almost twenty
Mar 01st 2012
33
RE: Is he fuckin dead? Tha fuck you mean is he fuckin dead?!?!
Feb 29th 2012
2
Rza could very easily do that, if he wanted to.
Mar 01st 2012
28
my boy was telling me last week they were dojahing Meth the whole
Mar 01st 2012
3
Heltah Skeltah - 2 Keys
Mar 01st 2012
4
I like the Heltah Skeltah skit from the Nocturnal LP
Mar 01st 2012
6
The Chinese Corner Store skit from The Fugees' The Score
Mar 01st 2012
5
GOAT Skit IMO
Mar 01st 2012
17
* HUMS " You Are Not Alone *
Mar 01st 2012
35
I always found that one corny as hell, but
Mar 02nd 2012
42
"Try my snake technique!"
Mar 05th 2012
49
RE: The Chinese Corner Store skit from The Fugees' The Score
Mar 06th 2012
61
LOL
Mar 01st 2012
7
Pimp Trick Gangsta Click
Mar 01st 2012
8
Word - that one's great.
Mar 01st 2012
11
Lol - I actually hated the ones on Stankonia
Mar 01st 2012
13
^^^^^^^
Mar 07th 2012
65
      Waiting To Inhale
Mar 07th 2012
66
Only way to settle this argument is to play Russian Roullette
Mar 01st 2012
9
woodrow the crackhead
Mar 01st 2012
10
What an entire waste of space that skit is
Mar 01st 2012
14
top 5 without a doubt
Mar 01st 2012
18
This shit has me in tears every time I hear it
Mar 01st 2012
37
My all time favorite one
Mar 05th 2012
51
RE: woodrow the crackhead
Mar 06th 2012
62
I got some gold chains off these white folks up in Bankhe..Buckhead
Mar 01st 2012
12
we still use that (in different situations)
Mar 05th 2012
47
"All types of blood" #dead
Mar 01st 2012
15
that shit is hilarious
Mar 01st 2012
16
yeah, I thought I was the only one who was feelin that loop.
Mar 01st 2012
29
      RE: yeah, I thought I was the only one who was feelin that loop.
Mar 06th 2012
56
           oh shit,...right under the horns.
Mar 06th 2012
57
was just talking about this skit a week ago with a coworker
Mar 01st 2012
19
the one on cuban linx where ghost talks about wallabees
Mar 01st 2012
20
Okay right...boom...first you get like the blue and cream right then boo...
Mar 01st 2012
21
All you DYE, is this shit here! yo Imma rock niggas this summer!
Mar 01st 2012
24
another classic
Mar 01st 2012
26
How about loving some long division nigga!!
Mar 01st 2012
22
Hahaha yea that line you quoted is one of my favorites...
Mar 01st 2012
23
"Can't stop won't stop...bringin these damn F's home...
Mar 01st 2012
34
      real tears the first time i heard that
Mar 05th 2012
46
Maaaan!!!!! LMAOOO when I first heard that one
Mar 01st 2012
31
don't sleep on the Roy Lee one either...
Mar 02nd 2012
39
RE: That actually spawned a ridiculous slang between my friends.
Mar 01st 2012
25
"...I ain't NEVER got gaffled like that...I used to to the gafflin..."
Mar 01st 2012
30
jack them motherfuckas for they Nissan trucks
Mar 01st 2012
36
Speaking of Wu skits, we saw Olden Polyncie at a damn Celeb game
Mar 01st 2012
32
Was it Hi-Test? DuBar?! Should call you ass Donald...
Mar 01st 2012
38
tell them niggas why you mad son, tell them niggas why you mad
Mar 02nd 2012
40
"i heard they shit...
Mar 02nd 2012
41
      My shit is more Jon Blaze than that. I got Jon Blaze shit.
Mar 05th 2012
45
      Deric "D-Dot" Angelettie aka The Madd Rapper
Mar 05th 2012
52
           that Madd Rapper album featured 1 of Em's most ridiculous couplets ever
Mar 05th 2012
53
This shit got me cracking up hahaha
Mar 03rd 2012
43
It's allllll goooooooooooooddddd
Mar 05th 2012
44
RE: Is he fuckin dead? Tha fuck you mean is he fuckin dead?!?!
Mar 05th 2012
48
DEEEEEZ NUTZ..
Mar 05th 2012
50
Agreed.
Mar 05th 2012
54
RE: DEEEEEZ NUTZ..
Mar 07th 2012
64
...and get a gift certificate to the TAco Bell (Kool Keith)
Mar 06th 2012
55
Illmatic's intro
Mar 06th 2012
58
Jeru Da Damaja's skit on Group Home's album
Mar 06th 2012
59
thats not a really a skit,
Mar 06th 2012
60
Ghostface...
Mar 06th 2012
63

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1. ""he prolly took the tape""
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it took me 10 years to hear method man say that. it's burried deep in the mix.

D'ANGELO beat tape PART 2: https://chrisp.bandcamp.com/album/dangelo-beat-tape-2020

IPHONE LP2 “A beatmaker who loved” https://music.apple.com/us/album/a-beatmaker-who-loved/1473644375

  

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27. "yeah, I know, right!?"
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lol

  

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33. "holy shit, I never even heard that in almost twenty"
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2. "RE: Is he fuckin dead? Tha fuck you mean is he fuckin dead?!?!"
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lol that skit always makes me bust out laughing. i just did reading the name of this thread.

i would play $15 for an album of straight Wu Tang skits.

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28. "Rza could very easily do that, if he wanted to."
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I wouldn't put it past him to do some shit like that.

  

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3. "my boy was telling me last week they were dojahing Meth the whole"
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tape which sounds crazy cause he had like the only 'single' off that album to himself

but he was like yo the whole tape they fucking making meth look bad

  

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4. "Heltah Skeltah - 2 Keys"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZQwA-O2X5c

  

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6. "I like the Heltah Skeltah skit from the Nocturnal LP"
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Where Ruck was talking to the chick about going to the Whitney Houston (RIP) concert.

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5. "The Chinese Corner Store skit from The Fugees' The Score"
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"This ain't Channel 5, somebody 'bout to die."


"Your current frequencies of understanding outweigh that which has been given for you to understand." Saul Williams

  

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17. "GOAT Skit IMO"
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35. "* HUMS " You Are Not Alone *"
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______******_______******______******

" ... You know, ya'll laugh at the wrong shit ... "
-- Eddie Murphy

  

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42. "I always found that one corny as hell, but"
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I absolutely loved it when they brought it back on The Carnival, even if it was the exact same jokes all over again. Somehow, the shit that flopped set at a Chinese joint seemed genius set in a court room.

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49. ""Try my snake technique!""
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"Your current frequencies of understanding outweigh that which has been given for you to understand." Saul Williams

  

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61. "RE: The Chinese Corner Store skit from The Fugees' The Score"
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...Classic...hahaha....

Integrity is the Cornerstone of Artistry...

  

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7. "LOL"
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awesome.

  

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8. "Pimp Trick Gangsta Click"
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"Is this love is this love...I know some'n bout that Bob Marley"

"sky high...sky high"
"oh is that what they're saying in sky high?"

"new new Outkast, ain't even come out yet"

"you 'on't wanna get that Kast? Thought that was your folks?"

That may be the only album in which I think the album benefits from the skits.

  

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11. "Word - that one's great."
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And now that you mention Outkast, they run my favorite skits no question. The entirety of the skits on Stankonia fucking CRACK me up. "Drinkin'"? "Cruisin in the ATL"? "Kim and Cookie"? "I'm Cool"?

"Bitch....stay off that blow!!" BREAK!

That whole shit kills me.

My honorable mention(s) would be $20 Sack Pyramid and Deeez Nuttz from The Chronic.

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13. "Lol - I actually hated the ones on Stankonia"
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Nm

  

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65. "^^^^^^^"
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One of my favorites, skits work when done well

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66. "Waiting To Inhale"
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I thought Devin as the hick DJ was hilarious "boooom"

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9. "Only way to settle this argument is to play Russian Roullette"
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do you know how to play Russian Roullete?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Nb95wMic5YU


Good song too. Elzhi rips it.

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10. "woodrow the crackhead"
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boxy brown!

  

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14. "What an entire waste of space that skit is"
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Let me stay out of this post now because hip-hop skits are almost completely pointless and ruin albums.

  

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18. "top 5 without a doubt"
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AYO SUZIEEEE, throw the burner out the window!
that's why the rastas is always licki' atcha ass

comedy, love well done rap skits

  

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37. "This shit has me in tears every time I hear it"
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Lemme get my two cracks....

<-- Dave Thomas knows what's up...
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51. "My all time favorite one"
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fuck YOU, fuck YOU and fuck this crackhouse!

Im out muthafucka..

  

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62. "RE: woodrow the crackhead"
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...greatness..too funny!

Integrity is the Cornerstone of Artistry...

  

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12. "I got some gold chains off these white folks up in Bankhe..Buckhead "
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47. "we still use that (in different situations)"
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yo! Got some new (insert prduct here), and before you say anything....




lol





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15. ""All types of blood" #dead"
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we keep it moving,

  

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16. "that shit is hilarious"
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"nigga lyin' there like a new born fucn baby"

i love that ominous ass loop in the background also

  

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29. "yeah, I thought I was the only one who was feelin that loop."
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I wonder what exactly it was?

  

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56. "RE: yeah, I thought I was the only one who was feelin that loop."
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>I wonder what exactly it was?

That loop appears again on GZA's "I Gotcha Back".

  

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57. "oh shit,...right under the horns."
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I hear it.

  

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19. "was just talking about this skit a week ago with a coworker"
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wu tang skits rule, even if i don't understand what they are talking about half the time.

“So back we go to these questions — friendship, character… ethics.”

  

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20. "the one on cuban linx where ghost talks about wallabees"
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is one of my favorites as well.

“So back we go to these questions — friendship, character… ethics.”

  

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21. "Okay right...boom...first you get like the blue and cream right then boo..."
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! He is mad passionate about it too.

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24. "All you DYE, is this shit here! yo Imma rock niggas this summer!"
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Love that shit.

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26. "another classic"
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"ALL YOU DYE, is this shit right here

  

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22. "How about loving some long division nigga!!"
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Gotta mention Little Brother as having some awesome skits too...LOL

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23. "Hahaha yea that line you quoted is one of my favorites..."
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they did have some good ones.

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34. ""Can't stop won't stop...bringin these damn F's home..."
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...on ya fuckin report card"...I died.

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46. "real tears the first time i heard that"
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i was driving home from buying the minstrel show crying laughing at that skit

  

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31. "Maaaan!!!!! LMAOOO when I first heard that one"
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39. "don't sleep on the Roy Lee one either..."
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on The Listening.

That shit is hilarious to me.





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25. "RE: That actually spawned a ridiculous slang between my friends."
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We would reference "my Killer tape" (you had to say real "white" sounding with the hard "R" sound on the end) whenever somebody said something the other person didn't like.

Example:

Friend one: "I want Super Burrito, where do you wanna go eat?"
Me: "Subway."
Friend two: "Subway."
Friend one: "I want my Killer tape back."

It made no sense.

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30. ""...I ain't NEVER got gaffled like that...I used to to the gafflin...""
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"Mack-Donnnnnalds was MY spot..."


That shit STILL makes me laugh. You LA cats are HILARIOUS with that accent...


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36. "jack them motherfuckas for they Nissan trucks"
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>"Mack-Donnnnnalds was MY spot..."
>
ye can get ye food, leave it in the caer in git tha FUCK OUT!
>
>That shit STILL makes me laugh. You LA cats are HILARIOUS with
>that accent...
>
>
>*waits for RTistic to reply*
>
>
edit: I still think this is where the Hughes Brothers got the inspiration for Cain at the drive-thru in 'Menace' and nobody will ever be able to tell me different.

  

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32. "Speaking of Wu skits, we saw Olden Polyncie at a damn Celeb game"
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I DJ'd last year.....my homeboy literally starts bustin up LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD to where the crowd is like "what the hell did we miss???" and he points to him and says "AIR OLDEN POLYNICES!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA"

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38. "Was it Hi-Test? DuBar?! Should call you ass Donald..."
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There's this interlude on MOP's Ghetto Warfare album that just kills me. Any time somebody in the crew starts whining over something my brother and I start in on 'em with that shit.

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40. "tell them niggas why you mad son, tell them niggas why you mad"
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Mad Producer - ...I..I..i'm be in it for the culture, i don't dont..be recognizing all that new jack shit....the nigga trying to rap

(mad rapper - that's the shit that got me mad..)

  

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41. ""i heard they shit..."
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they shit was aight they shit was aight"

that was Agallah who did them skits right?

  

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45. "My shit is more Jon Blaze than that. I got Jon Blaze shit."
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This skit is the best.

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52. "Deric "D-Dot" Angelettie aka The Madd Rapper"
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>they shit was aight they shit was aight"
>
>that was Agallah who did them skits right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Dot

  

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53. "that Madd Rapper album featured 1 of Em's most ridiculous couplets ever"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6RMNNrf1z4

From 'Stir Crazy': "I'm sicker than Boy George, picturing Michael Jackson in little boys' drawers shopping in toy stores"

I remember being fucked-up when I heard that line & needing to keep running it back.

  

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43. "This shit got me cracking up hahaha"
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Wu Tang got those funny skits though. What ever happened to the skit? I also enjoyed those. Cedric the Entertainer skits on Nellyville.

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44. "It's allllll goooooooooooooddddd"
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http://youtu.be/m3UjE0tnLeg?t=14s

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48. "RE: Is he fuckin dead? Tha fuck you mean is he fuckin dead?!?!"
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That's my favorite skit too. I remember when I was younger, me & my boy were riding in his car & he ran over a squirrel. He seriously asked me if the squirrel was dead & I replied with "tha fuck you mean is he fuckin dead?" Couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the day.

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50. "DEEEEEZ NUTZ.."
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Can't mention hip-hop skits without one of the GOAT ones..

Man when that first same out, as a 10 year old, that shit was the funniest shit ever on earth to me..

also

"I got a soooda, can't none of ya'll have a GOTDAMN sip!"
-That Redman parody skit of the Tyrese cola commercial on Mudday Waters.


Ahh The hip-hop skit, definitely an endangered spices..

  

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54. "Agreed."
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I mentioned Deeez Nutts in post 11 but I figured it'd get lost in the mix without being in the subject title.

Regardless, yea, one of the best ever. Skit with Warren obviously is great, followed by the joke by Dolemite...just incredible stuff. Both hilarious. Not to mention that, you know, Deez Nutts is just about one of the hardest beats ever crafted in the history of ever. What a jam. And Nate kilt it.

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64. "RE: DEEEEEZ NUTZ.."
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>"I got a soooda, can't none of ya'll have a GOTDAMN sip!"
>-That Redman parody skit of the Tyrese cola commercial on
>Mudday Waters.
>
>

YO! that shit gets me cracking up very single time. i love that goddamn skit.

yeah man, good hip-hop skits were REALLY good.


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55. "...and get a gift certificate to the TAco Bell (Kool Keith)"
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cracks me up every time

<--- ...watch out Mountain West?

  

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58. "Illmatic's intro"
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>My favorite skit is from 36 Chambers.
>2nd favorite would be The "Rap de Rap Show" (the Doo-Doo
>maaaaaan) from De La Soul is Dead.
>
>whats yours?

  

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59. "Jeru Da Damaja's skit on Group Home's album"
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that beat was fire
>My favorite skit is from 36 Chambers.
>2nd favorite would be The "Rap de Rap Show" (the Doo-Doo
>maaaaaan) from De La Soul is Dead.
>
>whats yours?

  

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60. "thats not a really a skit,"
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its more of an interlude.
But, I like the beat too.

  

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63. "Ghostface..."
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...can't remember the LP, maybe "Supreme"...the one about which girl he would bang, talking bout "3's Company", Janet vs Chrisie, up in the Regal Begal with Larry...shit makes me die...too funny...

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