My favorite skit is from 36 Chambers.
2nd favorite would be The "Rap de Rap Show" (the Doo-Doo maaaaaan) from De La Soul is Dead.

whats yours?

it took me 10 years to hear method man say that. it's burried deep in the mix.

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lol

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lol that skit always makes me bust out laughing. i just did reading the name of this thread.

i would play $15 for an album of straight Wu Tang skits.

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I wouldn't put it past him to do some shit like that.

tape which sounds crazy cause he had like the only 'single' off that album to himself

but he was like yo the whole tape they fucking making meth look bad

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Where Ruck was talking to the chick about going to the Whitney Houston (RIP) concert.

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I absolutely loved it when they brought it back on The Carnival, even if it was the exact same jokes all over again. Somehow, the shit that flopped set at a Chinese joint seemed genius set in a court room.

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awesome.

"Is this love is this love...I know some'n bout that Bob Marley"

"sky high...sky high"
"oh is that what they're saying in sky high?"

"new new Outkast, ain't even come out yet"

"you 'on't wanna get that Kast? Thought that was your folks?"

That may be the only album in which I think the album benefits from the skits.

And now that you mention Outkast, they run my favorite skits no question. The entirety of the skits on Stankonia fucking CRACK me up. "Drinkin'"? "Cruisin in the ATL"? "Kim and Cookie"? "I'm Cool"?

"Bitch....stay off that blow!!" BREAK!

That whole shit kills me.

My honorable mention(s) would be $20 Sack Pyramid and Deeez Nuttz from The Chronic.

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One of my favorites, skits work when done well

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I thought Devin as the hick DJ was hilarious "boooom"

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Good song too. Elzhi rips it.

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Let me stay out of this post now because hip-hop skits are almost completely pointless and ruin albums.

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comedy, love well done rap skits

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"nigga lyin' there like a new born fucn baby"

i love that ominous ass loop in the background also

I wonder what exactly it was?

>I wonder what exactly it was?

That loop appears again on GZA's "I Gotcha Back".

I hear it.

wu tang skits rule, even if i don't understand what they are talking about half the time.

“So back we go to these questions — friendship, character… ethics.”

is one of my favorites as well.

“So back we go to these questions — friendship, character… ethics.”

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!! He is mad passionate about it too.

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Gotta mention Little Brother as having some awesome skits too...LOL

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they did have some good ones.

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...on ya fuckin report card"...I died.

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i was driving home from buying the minstrel show crying laughing at that skit

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That shit is hilarious to me.

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That shit STILL makes me laugh. You LA cats are HILARIOUS with that accent...


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>"Mack-Donnnnnalds was MY spot..."
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ye can get ye food, leave it in the caer in git tha FUCK OUT!
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>That shit STILL makes me laugh. You LA cats are HILARIOUS with
>that accent...
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There's this interlude on MOP's Ghetto Warfare album that just kills me. Any time somebody in the crew starts whining over something my brother and I start in on 'em with that shit.

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Mad Producer - ...I..I..i'm be in it for the culture, i don't dont..be recognizing all that new jack shit....the nigga trying to rap

(mad rapper - that's the shit that got me mad..)

they shit was aight they shit was aight"

that was Agallah who did them skits right?

This skit is the best.

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>they shit was aight they shit was aight"
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>that was Agallah who did them skits right?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-Dot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6RMNNrf1z4

From 'Stir Crazy': "I'm sicker than Boy George, picturing Michael Jackson in little boys' drawers shopping in toy stores"

I remember being fucked-up when I heard that line & needing to keep running it back.

Wu Tang got those funny skits though. What ever happened to the skit? I also enjoyed those. Cedric the Entertainer skits on Nellyville.

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That's my favorite skit too. I remember when I was younger, me & my boy were riding in his car & he ran over a squirrel. He seriously asked me if the squirrel was dead & I replied with "tha fuck you mean is he fuckin dead?" Couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the day.

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Can't mention hip-hop skits without one of the GOAT ones..

Man when that first same out, as a 10 year old, that shit was the funniest shit ever on earth to me..

also

"I got a soooda, can't none of ya'll have a GOTDAMN sip!"
-That Redman parody skit of the Tyrese cola commercial on Mudday Waters.


Ahh The hip-hop skit, definitely an endangered spices..

I mentioned Deeez Nutts in post 11 but I figured it'd get lost in the mix without being in the subject title.

Regardless, yea, one of the best ever. Skit with Warren obviously is great, followed by the joke by Dolemite...just incredible stuff. Both hilarious. Not to mention that, you know, Deez Nutts is just about one of the hardest beats ever crafted in the history of ever. What a jam. And Nate kilt it.

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>"I got a soooda, can't none of ya'll have a GOTDAMN sip!"
>-That Redman parody skit of the Tyrese cola commercial on
>Mudday Waters.
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YO! that shit gets me cracking up very single time. i love that goddamn skit.

yeah man, good hip-hop skits were REALLY good.

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>My favorite skit is from 36 Chambers.
>2nd favorite would be The "Rap de Rap Show" (the Doo-Doo
>maaaaaan) from De La Soul is Dead.
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>whats yours?

that beat was fire
>My favorite skit is from 36 Chambers.
>2nd favorite would be The "Rap de Rap Show" (the Doo-Doo
>maaaaaan) from De La Soul is Dead.
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>whats yours?

its more of an interlude.
But, I like the beat too.

...can't remember the LP, maybe "Supreme"...the one about which girl he would bang, talking bout "3's Company", Janet vs Chrisie, up in the Regal Begal with Larry...shit makes me die...too funny...

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