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legsdiamond
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"Loud ass car engines are to men what long ass eyelashes are to women? "


          

meaning these things aren’t really to attract the opposite sex but to impress their peers.

Cause I cant see any gotdamn reason a woman would want to be in a car with a loud ass engine.. lol

and what dude likes eyelashes that are 5 inches long?

this is my confession

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also masculinity issues
May 11th 2022
1
I enoy long ass eyelashes WAY more than loud ass car engines
May 11th 2022
2
natural long lashes are lovely, on some you in love and really looking a...
May 11th 2022
3
I have long eyelashes.. I know what they do for the game
May 12th 2022
14
      .
May 14th 2022
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           same - probably the most common comment I get.
May 14th 2022
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Idk it’s a lot of women in those hellcat and tuner clubs
May 11th 2022
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I’m not surprised you would know them junior.. lol
May 12th 2022
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i joke when a loud car is next to me
May 11th 2022
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lmao
May 11th 2022
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LOL
May 12th 2022
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i don't mind a loud car as much if its an actual muscle car
May 11th 2022
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true
May 11th 2022
8
shit don't impress me. if you're car got a loud engine or pipes...
May 11th 2022
9
there are about 5-6 loud cars parked in front of my building
May 11th 2022
10
100%. This shit here is truly infuriating
May 16th 2022
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Oh! That explains it (it being both)
May 11th 2022
11
I got old quick as fuck. Ff you roll down my block with a boomin system
May 11th 2022
12
choppers & 3 T-rex's w/ speakers facing OUTSIDE
May 12th 2022
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i am going to wholeheartedly cosign both points. b/c neither make any da...
May 14th 2022
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rarely think about South Park anymore but this reminds me of the biker e...
May 15th 2022
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Yes. Rims and gold chains too
May 16th 2022
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this shit had me cryin
May 16th 2022
23
feels like the new stunting is your car being extra quiet
May 16th 2022
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Tesla’s are like tattoos, everyone has one now
May 18th 2022
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      Lmao yep they’re so basic where I live too
May 18th 2022
26
           those Tesla’s be whispering and shit
May 18th 2022
27

rdhull
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1. "also masculinity issues"
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Adwhizz
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2. "I enoy long ass eyelashes WAY more than loud ass car engines"
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loud cars/motorcycles annoy the fuck out of me.

Especially when you hear a car from like 5 blocks away that sounds like a rusty helicopter and then eventually you see a Honda civic putting by at like 20 MPH

R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

  

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Cenario
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3. "natural long lashes are lovely, on some you in love and really looking a..."
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her shit.

the fake joints....nah.

and I don't even even want no loud ass engine...for what...to catch the police attention. Give me some shit that purrs and moves.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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legsdiamond
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14. "I have long eyelashes.. I know what they do for the game"
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Sat May-14-22 03:16 PM by Triptych

          

but these fake ones that look like spiders on their face.. nah

Maybe its me but I prefer enhancements that don’t scream “THESE ARE FAKE AS HELLLLLL”

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17. "."
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Sat May-14-22 03:15 PM by Triptych

  

          

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18. "same - probably the most common comment I get."
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BrooklynWHAT
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4. "Idk it’s a lot of women in those hellcat and tuner clubs "
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I went to an event with my boy and they were out. Some Ppl just like loud cars

<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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legsdiamond
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15. "I’m not surprised you would know them junior.. lol"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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mista k5
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5. "i joke when a loud car is next to me"
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Wed May-11-22 03:33 PM by mista k5

  

          

on some "oof sounds like theyre struggling to keep up with my elantra"

  

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Cenario
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6. "lmao"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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Ashy Achilles
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13. "LOL"
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7. "i don't mind a loud car as much if its an actual muscle car"
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like if it's a 68 Camaro and i can smell the gasoline, i'm like ok cool..

but when it's a dude in a 2005 Civic with a loud ass flowmaster muffler and a giant spoiler on the back who doesn't realize the only people who don't think he looks like a complete douche are other morons with setups like this...

  

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8. "true"
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-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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9. "shit don't impress me. if you're car got a loud engine or pipes..."
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Wed May-11-22 04:45 PM by PROMO

  

          

i assume your small meat, automatically.

if you got a nice audio system? respect, cuz i love music.

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bearfield
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10. "there are about 5-6 loud cars parked in front of my building"
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chargers and camaros mostly. i think they are all owned by women. every day these morons get in their car early in the morning, turn on the engine, and start blasting music. 20 minutes later they decide to pull out of their parking spot. it's infuriating

  

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22. "100%. This shit here is truly infuriating"
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>every day these morons get in their car early in the
>morning, turn on the engine, and start blasting music. 20
>minutes later they decide to pull out of their parking spot.
>it's infuriating

Why do I hear about 6-8 door slams, but they only got four doors (and a trunk)? Then they turn on the cars, turn on some BS music (or worse, have a phone conversation through the car speakers), and it always takes at least 10 minutes for them to finally leave.



One of my goals is a house w/ a long driveway so people can't park anywhere near my house.

  

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11. "Oh! That explains it (it being both)"
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♥ Inescapably Me ♥

"Love is never any better than the lover" Toni Morrison (The Bluest Eye)

  

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12. "I got old quick as fuck. Ff you roll down my block with a boomin system"
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Wed May-11-22 07:44 PM by ShawndmeSlanted

  

          

your an asshole.

Im my trunk is rattling and im next to you or a few cars behind, youre the asshole.

But i will bump the shit out of my car full treble with my stick stereo

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"though time has passed, im still the future" (c) black thought

  

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16. "choppers & 3 T-rex's w/ speakers facing OUTSIDE"
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are running neck and neck with loud ass car engines

  

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19. "i am going to wholeheartedly cosign both points. b/c neither make any da..."
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sense.


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20. "rarely think about South Park anymore but this reminds me of the biker e..."
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https://southpark.cc.com/video-clips/4t0tvx/south-park-we-re-turning-some-heads

Tough reference since it's '09 humor so fag is the setup, but as the son of a Harley rider this shit hit me so hard in college


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21. "Yes. Rims and gold chains too"
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Mon May-16-22 10:47 AM by flipnile

          

My block ends at a T on both ends, and every day there are dudes (or dudettes) gunning their charger, camero or SUV down the block like they are on the highway.

  

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23. "this shit had me cryin"
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https://youtu.be/1y3rXoAb1m4

stand back

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24. "feels like the new stunting is your car being extra quiet"
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but we both drive teslas for context

  

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legsdiamond
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25. "Tesla’s are like tattoos, everyone has one now"
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and the creator is an asshole

congrats for helping make this douche into a supervillain.

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26. "Lmao yep they’re so basic where I live too"
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In the bay

Not gonna lie I love riding in my friends muscle cars or he’ll even a Jeep Cherokee with a v6 feels .. powerful these days when I sit in their car

  

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legsdiamond
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27. "those Tesla’s be whispering and shit"
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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