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legsdiamond
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"Why is it every time I’m in the bathroom.. "


          

you come in the bathroom???

First off, my kids are mad disrespectful and just bust up in the bathroom every damn time I try to use it. Its like they have an internal clock that knows when my bladder is full.


But this aint even about that. I appreciate janitors and give them respect because they be knowing all the details and info.. and they have keys to everything.

But this janitor, she ALWAYS knocks on the door every time I’m in the bathroom. Its not even at the same times of the day either. So I know she is like “damn nigga.. you always in here” but I’m looking at her the same dam way!

Happy Friday!!!

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Subject Author Message Date ID
she wants to see your ding-a-ling
Oct 22nd 2021
1
l actually think its because their is a closet with cleaning supplies
Oct 22nd 2021
2
This wasmy immediate thought.
Oct 22nd 2021
7
kids know you can't leave yet, lol
Oct 22nd 2021
3
hostage
Oct 22nd 2021
4
      #dadfacts
Oct 22nd 2021
5
Lock the door.
Oct 22nd 2021
6
if my wife is home.. sure
Oct 22nd 2021
8
same at my job
Oct 22nd 2021
9
are bathroom door locks obsolete?
Oct 22nd 2021
10
its a public bathroom
Oct 22nd 2021
11
      What about at home?
Oct 22nd 2021
13
           only if my wife is also at home
Oct 23rd 2021
15
take a shit, and get her out the paint for good
Oct 22nd 2021
12
lmao
Oct 23rd 2021
14

rdhull
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Fri Oct-22-21 02:48 PM

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1. "she wants to see your ding-a-ling"
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>you come in the bathroom???
>
>First off, my kids are mad disrespectful and just bust up in
>the bathroom every damn time I try to use it. Its like they
>have an internal clock that knows when my bladder is full.
>
>
>But this aint even about that. I appreciate janitors and give
>them respect because they be knowing all the details and
>info.. and they have keys to everything.
>
>But this janitor, she ALWAYS knocks on the door every time
>I’m in the bathroom. Its not even at the same times of the
>day either. So I know she is like “damn nigga.. you always
>in here” but I’m looking at her the same dam way!
>
>Happy Friday!!!
>
>

  

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legsdiamond
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Fri Oct-22-21 03:17 PM

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2. "l actually think its because their is a closet with cleaning supplies"
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in this bathroom..

but damn.. the timing seems suspect.



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spades
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7. "This wasmy immediate thought."
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She clocking you.

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tariqhu
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3. "kids know you can't leave yet, lol"
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I was happy when the learned about leaving my door closed.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

  

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legsdiamond
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Fri Oct-22-21 03:45 PM

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4. "hostage"
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my daughter will say “eeww that stinks”

me: then leave

her: no.. I’m good. Daddy, can I have a snack?

me: don’t you see I’m busy?

her: I’ll wait. Daddy.. daddy.. daddy.. daddeeeee can I haaaaaaaave…

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calij81
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Fri Oct-22-21 03:53 PM

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5. "#dadfacts"
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My daughter does the same thing.

  

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spades
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6. "Lock the door."
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Fuck them kids. You deserve whatever time you can carve out.

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legsdiamond
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8. "if my wife is home.. sure"
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but I can’t/won’t if I’m the only one home with them.

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Ray_Snill
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9. "same at my job"
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every time I have to go the restroom, she be in there cleaning. but it ain't no she watching me or something cause she already be in there. so dang, she prolly thinking "man, this guy wants me" lol. the messed up thing is that as big as the complex is, there's only area where the restrooms are located.



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ThaTruth
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10. "are bathroom door locks obsolete?"
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legsdiamond
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11. "its a public bathroom"
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13. "What about at home?"
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legsdiamond
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15. "only if my wife is also at home"
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I’m not locking the door if I’m home alone with them.

4 year old is my ride or die and flips out at locked doors.

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DJR
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12. "take a shit, and get her out the paint for good"
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14. "lmao"
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