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BWAHAHAHA! Ridiculous but so true. When your dog doesn't play, you know damn well that dog doesn't play.
The wild thing about a bunch of dogs in our neighborhood is that they'll bark like crazy from behind a fence. But if they accidentally get out of their yard, they'll be walking around, peeing and shitting, smelling up everything, and chillin. And most of them will let STRANGERS walk right up to them without major incident. I've seen it from a distance with my own eyes recently. Blows my mind every time.
My hood upbringing/experience/training won't allow me to get too comfy up around stray dogs, because growing up, I dealt with dogs that would chase you down at least 2-3 houses away from their yard if you walked by and they weren't on a leash. And I mean that with little dogs too. Big dogs? Forgetaboutit. Naw naw, can't be me mane.
>I don't mind off leash dogs to a point - but when I'm out >with my dog, I HAAAAAATE them because they are friendly and >they see my dog and think its playtime, but my dog don't play >any of that shit. > >He's a small 13 year old dog that really over protective. He >hates children, strangers, other dogs, following directions >and shitting outside when he's supposed to. > >I don't even walk him outside in the neighborhood much because >a lot of dogs are off leash and friendly so they will run up >to say hello and he will go into attack-kill-maim mode. > > >Neighborhood dog in the distance: friend? helloooooooooo > > >My dog: on sight > > >Neighborhood dog closer: whats your name? helloooooooo > > >My dog: nawl homie, it's on sight. don't get close. > > >Neighborhood dog now 4 feet away: Hi! > > >My dog: I SUMMON THE STRENGTH OF 40 THOUSAND GODS TO DAMN YOUR >SOUL FOR ETERNITY. DEATH TO YOU AND YOUR BLOODLINE. MAY THE >ROD BE FORTIFIED WITH THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS AS I STRIKE >WITH FURY AND...yo, put me down dude, I was about to fuck >homie up, put me down man > > > > >
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