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MEAT
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"Wednesday I found out my father in law uses AXE body spray"


  

          

And it's on thing when you just run into him, he smells good, but when it's a spray in the house, it's a lot.

I found out because he added it to the grocery list since he couldn’t take aerosol on the plane. So the can came in Wednesday and it was an abundance of fragrance in the house. I chalked it up to the spray.

He left this morning. And the can was on the banister so I was about to put it in the drawer for when he comes back

Yall, the can is empty.

Empty empty.

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The pungent legacy of Axe Body Spray (link)
Dec 20th 2020
1
I can't believe I just read that whole piece haha.
Dec 20th 2020
4
      lol same. It was pretty interesting tho.
Dec 21st 2020
14
He means it
Dec 20th 2020
2
Lmao, he ain't playin with that shit.
Dec 20th 2020
3
I wonder (but I don’t) what young locker rooms are smelling like.
Dec 20th 2020
5
Honestly one of the worst things I can smell on someone is Axe
Dec 20th 2020
8
Not to be all in your business but weren’t you one of the ones saying
Dec 20th 2020
6
I still feel that way.
Dec 20th 2020
7
      Gotcha. Well sounds like y’all did good considering
Dec 20th 2020
9
           It’s very stupid. You can’t negotiate with a virus
Dec 20th 2020
10
How else you expect him to chop up these.....oh wait
Dec 20th 2020
11
Him single but almost 70.
Dec 20th 2020
12
is he in middle school? dayum. i chaperoned an overnight middle
Dec 20th 2020
13

luminous
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1. "The pungent legacy of Axe Body Spray (link)"
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https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/2020/2/12/21122543/axe-body-spray-teenage-boys-ads

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KiloMcG
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Sun Dec-20-20 02:59 PM

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4. "I can't believe I just read that whole piece haha."
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Brew
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14. "lol same. It was pretty interesting tho."
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Bambino Grande
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2. "He means it"
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KiloMcG
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3. "Lmao, he ain't playin with that shit."
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JFrost1117
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5. "I wonder (but I don’t) what young locker rooms are smelling like."
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I went with Band as my only elective after beefing with the coach for Intro to Team Sports, but that was pre-Axe. The competing clouds of body spray on top of post-PE FONK has to be awful.

My grandpa and dad were too snooty to let me use anything not in an expensive glass bottle.

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Bambino Grande
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Sun Dec-20-20 07:02 PM

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8. "Honestly one of the worst things I can smell on someone is Axe"
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blkprinceMD05
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6. "Not to be all in your business but weren’t you one of the ones saying"
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Why on earth would anybody be flying right now? Again maybe there was a reason that couldn’t avoided but I thought you were posting all these articles about how unsafe flying is....and I agree it’s best to avoid at this point

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MEAT
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7. "I still feel that way. "
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But I wasn’t able to convince my in-laws.
My MIL came down a week before the baby came, quarantined before leaving, got tested, then for the first week stayed i the house with her mask on. We all masked up and I opened up the windows. Then she got tested again and stayed for a month and change.
Father in law quarantined from before Thanksgiving on, got tested. Got results. Flew. Came in Sunday. And then we masked up until Wednesday. I kept the windows open the whole time. Stayed away and even kept a mask when around.

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blkprinceMD05
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9. "Gotcha. Well sounds like y’all did good considering "
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believe in love, prepare urself for love, remove the negativity from ur life, and accept the love u kno u deserve

  

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MEAT
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Sun Dec-20-20 09:22 PM

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10. "It’s very stupid. You can’t negotiate with a virus"
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If they were so itching to get down here they could’ve done a short term rental ... one is retired, one works from home.
I floated that. Nada.
I also am the Debbie downer of the family group text. Every link I’ve posted here I’ve sent to the text before.
But I get the human side of it.
Meanwhile I’ve now seen her parents more than mine this year and mine live ten minutes up the road.

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FLUIDJ
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Sun Dec-20-20 09:25 PM

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11. "How else you expect him to chop up these.....oh wait"
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You said FATHER in law... not brother....

  

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MEAT
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12. "Him single but almost 70."
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I imagine he smells almost 70 without that good.
I like the dude a lot ... but that was a lot of fragrance.
A whole can.

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poetx
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Sun Dec-20-20 09:43 PM

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13. "is he in middle school? dayum. i chaperoned an overnight middle "
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school trip one time and the whole cabin was funk and axe body spray. i. could. not. breave.


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