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"Best laugh you've had all time/this past year/this week/today?"


  

          

I know you havent laughed in a while, I know this; but I'mma make you laugh today, 'cause it's Wednesday; you got a job to do...and you got a lot of stuff to do.



what's the funniest shit to you?

what's theee dumbest movie scene that can still make you laugh even at a funeral if you even think about thinking about it.



I got:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NfOpgcWQRs&ab_channel=ipostjumpinggirls

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"Again, fool !"
Sep 09th 2020
1
My 5 year old son being an asshole.
Sep 09th 2020
2
Kids stay w/the comedy. Intentional or otherwise
Sep 09th 2020
4
oh man, that sounds dope. the oldest is 3 and is just starting...
Sep 09th 2020
6
HA! nm
Sep 09th 2020
7
This Black Dynamite in the theater was probably the
Sep 09th 2020
3
A lady getting hit by a train should NOT be funny but this cracked me up...
Sep 09th 2020
5
Sam Jay's stand-up special on Netflix had me dying the other night
Sep 10th 2020
8
I love Sam Jay - she makes me feel bad for laughing at stuff tho'
Sep 10th 2020
11
YES! Her voice and delivery are dope...
Sep 10th 2020
22
Re-watching The League on FX
Sep 10th 2020
9
Oh wow, I forgot about that show. It declined steadily after 3rd or 4th
Sep 10th 2020
10
      Coming to the end of season four now
Sep 10th 2020
16
I was letting the water out of the bathtub and my daughter in a deep voi...
Sep 10th 2020
12
Kids are always great for a laugh.
Sep 10th 2020
14
A few weeks ago I was telling a story from freshman year college
Sep 10th 2020
13
rewatching Psych this year has brought me so much joy
Sep 10th 2020
15
been giggling at this video for a couple of weeks
Sep 10th 2020
17
Started rewatching/Finishing Community this year
Sep 10th 2020
18
I been clapping my thighs lately
Sep 10th 2020
19
I like funny or goofy commercials...
Sep 10th 2020
20
Famalam (BBC3)
Sep 10th 2020
21
This has the same energy as That Mitchell & Webb Look
Sep 11th 2020
27
idk if it’s a laugh but...
Sep 10th 2020
23
probably playing video games with my nephew and brother
Sep 10th 2020
24
When the wife and I stayed in Philly by the Italian market.
Sep 10th 2020
25
Dr Rick from the Progressive commercials is jokes
Sep 10th 2020
26
you know, a relaxing bit of crack
Sep 11th 2020
28
it's not jackie chan
Sep 11th 2020
29
world famous chili busters
Sep 11th 2020
30
I dont know what "WAP" means but uh...this dog got soul
Sep 11th 2020
31
Watch this on mute and it is pretty funnny
Sep 15th 2020
32
HAIR.
Sep 16th 2020
33
That move at 1:13 tho
Sep 16th 2020
36
      What was she doing to her face at 2:12? And the twirl at 3:40!
Sep 16th 2020
41
My boss referred to favorable COVID tests results as...
Sep 16th 2020
34
the clippers choking their asses off
Sep 16th 2020
35
Best night on twitter ever. Dame & CJ going in on them....
Sep 16th 2020
37
Yeah, some of them were cracking me up
Sep 16th 2020
38
      lmfao. the talking head shows have delivered this morning too
Sep 16th 2020
40
speaking of Clippers choking this video right here:
Sep 18th 2020
51
I can't believe this made it to air on SNL
Sep 16th 2020
39
This made me cry from laughing the 1st time I saw it,
Sep 16th 2020
42
Dame Lillard vs (dragging) Pat Bev on twitter
Sep 16th 2020
43
hearing Playoff P (Paul George) get called Wayoff P.
Sep 16th 2020
44
The first time I heard that was i think bkwhat in OKS
Sep 17th 2020
46
this tweet had me SCREAMING
Sep 17th 2020
50
The Bahamian newspaper Obituary tribute from PatJ to Mr. Colin
Sep 16th 2020
45
this week: learning that 'J-nus' is a homophobic slur
Sep 17th 2020
47
also this week: Tom Boody throwing a pick-6 in his NFC South debut
Sep 17th 2020
48
Now that’s some funny shit
Sep 20th 2020
52
Felipe Esparza: Bad Decisions on Netflix
Sep 17th 2020
49

Brew
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1. ""Again, fool !""
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This scene from The Wash makes me fall out every single time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwZqJZejqCc

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Cold Truth
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2. "My 5 year old son being an asshole."
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Wed Sep-09-20 04:18 PM by Cold Truth

  

          

On most weekends, on at least one out of Friday and Saturday, me, him and my daughter will camp out and go to sleep while watching movies.

At around 2 am, he starts screaming, "DADDY THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOUR BELLY!"

So I wake up, and slapped the shit out of my stomach, and started looking for the spider.

I look over, and he's hiding under a sheet, crying.

I'm thinking he's scared, so I tell him, it's ok papa, the spider's gone. Now his voice is cracking, so I'm thinking he's extra scared. I pull the sheet off of him to give him a hug... and he's fucking laughing.

Hysterically.

Then he says GOT YOU!!!! and points at me.

I'm still half asleep and didn't quite get it.

My daughter jumps up from the side of the bed, starts cracking up, me telling me that he pranked me.

I told her that I hated her, and that I was dropping her little brother off at the firestation the next day.

She shrugged and said, "eh. you win some, you lose some."

They both had exactly zero fucks to give about it, and it was hilarious to me.

  

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4. "Kids stay w/the comedy. Intentional or otherwise"
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I was throwing the football w/my lil man, who's 7. He went into 'Russel Wilson mode' - but as I watched it, he looked way more like Uncle Rico to me. Shit had me crying.

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6. "oh man, that sounds dope. the oldest is 3 and is just starting..."
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his favorite question is "what is ____ doing?" or "what are you doing?"

he hates it when I'm busy and instead of saying "yes" to a question I'll say "mmhmm".

One day I was cleaning up.

He asks "daddy...what you doing?"

I said "cleaning." - I was trying to get shit done, no need to explain my every move like "ok, now I'm putting these things in the box"

He asks again, "daddy...what you doing?"

I said "cleaning." this time kind of annoyed because he can ask the same question 10 times after receiving the same answer 10 times.

Then he put some bass in his voice for a 3 year old and says "NO. WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING?"

like...did this dude just get extra black with me?


the baby is now 1. his hand eye coordination is shit as a it should be, hes only 1. if hes not doing something he feels left out so I make it a habit to always have something to hand to him or else he will flail until I set him down so he can break, tear or eat whatever the fuck it is we're all enjoying. I handed him some random plastic toy thing which kept him entertained while I moved from room to room picking up shit. Out of the blue he drops it, so I pick up and hand it to him and he immediately tosses it forcefully on the ground - we looked at each other but his face said "I said what I said."

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7. "HA! nm"
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But hell, what do I know?

  

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3. "This Black Dynamite in the theater was probably the "
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hardest I've ever laughed at a movie.

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5. "A lady getting hit by a train should NOT be funny but this cracked me up..."
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https://www.reddit.com/r/TerminallyStupid/comments/ijv8dj/if_there_was_only_a_warning_sound_or_something_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

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8. "Sam Jay's stand-up special on Netflix had me dying the other night"
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Thu Sep-10-20 08:03 AM by Hitokiri

  

          

hilarious and fresh perspective

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"There is only one god and his name is death. And there is only one thing we say to death: not today."

  

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11. "I love Sam Jay - she makes me feel bad for laughing at stuff tho' "
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she really has me thinking...hol' up, this sounds like misogyny and life viewed through the male gaze


which, I know is kind of a white guy thing to say which is to say, I know at a level I'm forming an opinion on a way of being I have no experience living

essentially, "HHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh damn. why am i laughing at that?"

that said, she reminds me of Patrice in some ways.

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22. "YES! Her voice and delivery are dope..."
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when she was like “You getting bags! Get all the bags!”, I died. Her show was very enjoyable.

...cleaned up my act, made a few violent songs...but, they wack like Glen Rice with New Balance on - Sean Price

  

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9. "Re-watching The League on FX"
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Solid replay value to the show. I’m good for at least one laugh out loud moment per episode


More if Rafi is in the ep

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10. "Oh wow, I forgot about that show. It declined steadily after 3rd or 4th"
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so many memorable things...

Chalupa Batman
Vinegar Strokes
Three Penis Wine
Myface

it reached a point though where it went from smart edgy to dumb edgy and self aware.

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16. "Coming to the end of season four now "
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So far so good but I’ll be looking for the decline. I recently finished up A rewatch of the early seasons of Its Always Sunny too. That show has cemented its place among the greats - though I worry about some of the jokes not flying in this climate.

But yeah the League is one of those shows that also puts me back unto football mode too. Last chance U is another One

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12. "I was letting the water out of the bathtub and my daughter in a deep voi..."
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leans towards the drain and says "goodbyeeeeee, I have to go be with my familllyyyyyyyyyyy"

Because she was the frog toy apparently.


Very unexpected. Hilarious

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14. "Kids are always great for a laugh."
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Everyday it's something funny they do or say, I love it.

  

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13. "A few weeks ago I was telling a story from freshman year college "
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And I could hardly get through the story I was laughing so hard. I was retelling them about this Beta Fish Battle that two dudes organized in their dorm suite and how absolutely stupid it was. They hyped it up all over the dorm, it was so hilarious. The fish just swam around together in the bowl. Not exactly the battle to the death they were anticipating and it makes me laugh just thinking about it.

  

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15. "rewatching Psych this year has brought me so much joy"
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James Roday and Dule Hill had incredible chemistry. Even when they did the DUMBEST stuff it was still funny.

  

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17. "been giggling at this video for a couple of weeks"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QojMooSYJGk

It's entirely too dumb, but I can't help laughing.

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18. "Started rewatching/Finishing Community this year"
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The Wife had never seen it.

This is seriously in my top 5 all time sitcoms, just the over the topness cannot be overstated

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19. "I been clapping my thighs lately"
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https://youtu.be/NoBFK5x9FKs

"They used to call me Baby Luke....but now? The whole damn 2 Liiiive Crew."

  

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20. "I like funny or goofy commercials..."
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Lately, I've been getting laughs from the Chris Paul State farm commercials, especially this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VtjteYBk-8

"If I wasn't your Dad, would I be able to do this?"

Chris Paul has NEVER done that move in a basketball game.

"Make a swish!"

  

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21. "Famalam (BBC3)"
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Thu Sep-10-20 03:47 PM by spitfire

          

a lot of those sketches are pure gold

Idris Elba
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNAc6V--z6g

White People Chicken (snippet)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOyr9Ab_bJA

its definitely a British sense of humor tho

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27. "This has the same energy as That Mitchell & Webb Look "
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but blacker.
I love it.

https://youtu.be/vT2wE0fLdWg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIpi0kle1g0&ab_channel=ThatLook

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23. "idk if it’s a laugh but..."
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the other day at the store I walked in on a white man telling the clerk a sex offender should get shot 7 times.

he hadn’t noticed me yet

I laughed and talked myself out of saying anything but drove all the home thinking about what I could’ve said...


  

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24. "probably playing video games with my nephew and brother"
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a few weeks back.

  

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25. "When the wife and I stayed in Philly by the Italian market. "
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We’re walking around the block and this old Italian dude was in a HoverRound or whatever those motorized scooters are called. His knees didn’t bend 90 degrees so he always looked like he was about to stand up.. but he wasn’t.

Anyways.. he was having an argument with the gossipy Italian lady with the cigarette voice who was standing halfway outside her front door

Convo goes like this.. and remember this is Philly Italians with the hard accent.

Old Joe: I know you been talking shit about me. Everyone’s been telling me what you said

Lady: what are you talking about? who Joe? Who said it??

Old Joe: eh, everybody.. you know who, said you were talking shit!!!

Lady: who Joe? Who?

Old Joe: you know who.. talking that shit

Lady: WHO JOE? WHO!!!!!!!!?????

Old Joe: (long pause) ....BULLSHIT!!!!

..Then he road down the street in his HoverRound

To this day, when I reenact that shit my wife and I fall the fuck out.



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26. "Dr Rick from the Progressive commercials is jokes "
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https://youtu.be/u0yT5XWjldo

I like all of em but him taking them pillows off the couch had me rollin

  

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28. "you know, a relaxing bit of crack"
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https://youtu.be/tAlPwnkQURg

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29. "it's not jackie chan"
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https://youtu.be/aDPj_UbkwWw

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30. "world famous chili busters"
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https://youtu.be/awRUOKEwzgo

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31. "I dont know what "WAP" means but uh...this dog got soul"
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https://youtu.be/zoZFwlEGFeA

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32. "Watch this on mute and it is pretty funnny"
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Patti LaBelle SHow Time At The Apollo
https://youtu.be/v8yuHtMExno

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33. "HAIR. "
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36. "That move at 1:13 tho"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtNhsGgEk54
Everything's turning out perfectly

  

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41. "What was she doing to her face at 2:12? And the twirl at 3:40! "
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♥ Inescapably Me ♥

"Love is never any better than the lover" Toni Morrison (The Bluest Eye)

  

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Walleye
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34. "My boss referred to favorable COVID tests results as..."
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... "positive"

As in, they want us to be tested three times before returning to work live, and the way this was phrased was:

"As soon as we've got three positive tests, we're good to go"

Legitimately laughed out loud. Still kind of smiling thinking of that big, dumb doofus trying to explain this to us.

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--Walleye's Dad

  

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BrooklynWHAT
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35. "the clippers choking their asses off"
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i probably laughed from the halftime at about 10pm until i finally just couldnt keep my eyes open anymore at 2am.

the shade rn could block out the galaxy

<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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37. "Best night on twitter ever. Dame & CJ going in on them...."
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"I heard em' say I was a conscious rapper/ but Im a monster when I have to slap the shit out of a nonsense actor" -Talib Kweli, Good To You

  

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Marbles
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38. "Yeah, some of them were cracking me up"
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One dude said he's pushing back his barber appointment. He can't trust any Clippers right now.

  

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BrooklynWHAT
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40. "lmfao. the talking head shows have delivered this morning too"
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Max and Skip getting lit the fuck up

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51. "speaking of Clippers choking this video right here:"
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CFSTcUbpeAK/

Had me in TEARS today.

  

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39. "I can't believe this made it to air on SNL"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NgUhEs1R4

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walihorse
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42. "This made me cry from laughing the 1st time I saw it,"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkz5NyjA6a0

skip to 1:06

If a fat guy falls in the woods and there is no one around to see it, do the trees laugh?

  

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Musa
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43. "Dame Lillard vs (dragging) Pat Bev on twitter"
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I cried.

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44. "hearing Playoff P (Paul George) get called Wayoff P."
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STAND OUT HAND OUTS: http://basquiatwhenipaint.tumblr.com

TWEET ME: @PROMO206

  

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46. "The first time I heard that was i think bkwhat in OKS"
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That shit had me rolling too

But hell, what do I know?

  

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50. "this tweet had me SCREAMING"
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https://twitter.com/sreekyshooter/status/1306084488955322369?s=20

  

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45. "The Bahamian newspaper Obituary tribute from PatJ to Mr. Colin"
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------------------
One Hundred.

  

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47. "this week: learning that 'J-nus' is a homophobic slur"
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_LGBT-related_slurs#Against_men

how I learned this: someone didn't know "Nancy" was one of these words, and tweeted a screen shot. it was retweeted to me and I fell out laughing.

(but it begs the question: as that the last name of J dot Anus's pseudonym was "Wilde", was this whole thing done on purpose? if so, he is a genius)

  

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Dr Claw
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48. "also this week: Tom Boody throwing a pick-6 in his NFC South debut"
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with Jameis Winston (holding a Microsoft Surface) watching on the Aints sideline.

  

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52. "Now that’s some funny shit"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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49. " Felipe Esparza: Bad Decisions on Netflix"
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some hilarious moments

  

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