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legsdiamond
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"I’m talking about boneless chicken wings"


          

https://mashable.com/video/boneless-chicken-wing-city-council-nebraska/


There are big things going on in the world: the pandemic, the upcoming election, massive protests against police brutality. But Lincoln, Nebraska's Ander Christensen wanted to talk with the city about something a bit less heavy...chicken wings.

"I go into nice family restaurants and see people throwing this name around and pretending as though everything is just fine," he told the city council. "I’m talking about boneless chicken wings."

Christensen argues boneless wings aren't wings at all. As a wing aficionado myself, I must agree. And let's get this out of the way: Christensen's argument is clearly a bit played for laughs, but his points remain convincing nonetheless.

"I propose that we as a city remove the name boneless wings from our menus and from our hearts," he said. "These are our reasons why: Number one, nothing about boneless chicken wings actually come from the wing of a chicken. We would be disgusted if a butcher was mislabeling their cuts of meats, but then we go around pretending as though the breast of a chicken is its wing?"

He then added: "Number two: Boneless chicken wings are just chicken tenders, which are already boneless. I don't go to order boneless tacos. I don't go and order boneless club sandwiches. I don't ask for boneless auto repair. It's just what's expected."

The whole 2-minute video is worth a watch but particularly appreciated Christensen's suggestions for what we could call boneless chicken wings: "wet tenders... saucy nugs, or trash."

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He’s right.

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lol not gonna watch the video but yes
Sep 02nd 2020
1
trust me ... you should watch it if you can lol
Sep 02nd 2020
2
You need to watch that video.
Sep 02nd 2020
7
      okay i did
Sep 03rd 2020
9
           Nah.. it was just hilarious to me
Sep 03rd 2020
10
                for sure
Sep 03rd 2020
11
I'm a huge fan of boneless ice cream.
Sep 02nd 2020
3
REMIX
Sep 02nd 2020
5
      I'm glad they cleared that up..
Sep 02nd 2020
6
what about boneless ribs?
Sep 02nd 2020
4
I finally tried the McRib a few years back
Sep 02nd 2020
8
conversely: pig wings
Sep 03rd 2020
13
"not a breast, not a thigh, we talking about wings man!"
Sep 03rd 2020
12
When someone started laughing off camera and he scolded them
Sep 03rd 2020
14
^ nm
Sep 06th 2020
16
language is important..."deboned" would be more accurate
Sep 06th 2020
15
RE: I’m talking about boneless chicken wings
Sep 07th 2020
17
Haha. Chicken nuggets.
Sep 07th 2020
18

mista k5
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1. "lol not gonna watch the video but yes"
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out of here with these "boneless" wings. there are some wing places that sell chicken strips that are worth ordering but if i want wings??? no nuggets will do.

  

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SuiteLady
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2. "trust me ... you should watch it if you can lol"
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legsdiamond
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Wed Sep-02-20 07:23 PM

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7. "You need to watch that video. "
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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mista k5
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9. "okay i did"
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doesnt change my perspective but lol


im not sure what to think about dude revealing at the end that its his son.

to be honest before i clicked on it i thought it was going to be a chef.

  

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legsdiamond
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Thu Sep-03-20 10:33 AM

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10. "Nah.. it was just hilarious to me"
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The way he prefaced it like it was serious as hell had me rolling when he finally dropped the bombshell.

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mista k5
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11. "for sure"
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i think i got that from reading the transcript but seeing dude did add to it lol

especially when he stopped to address the person laughing.

  

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squeeg
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3. "I'm a huge fan of boneless ice cream."
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5. "REMIX"
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6. "I'm glad they cleared that up.. "
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luminous
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4. "what about boneless ribs?"
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Sometimes you have to look reality in the face and say 'No!'
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legsdiamond
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8. "I finally tried the McRib a few years back"
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Shit was nasty af but the rib bone shape was hilarious.

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13. "conversely: pig wings"
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12. ""not a breast, not a thigh, we talking about wings man!""
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Watch For The Hook
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy9Fun9CuZ4

  

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14. "When someone started laughing off camera and he scolded them"
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16. "^ nm"
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But hell, what do I know?

  

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sosumi
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15. "language is important..."deboned" would be more accurate"
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for poultry and fish

  

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imperial
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17. "RE: I’m talking about boneless chicken wings"
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The funny thing is that dude looks vegan.
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KiloMcG
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18. "Haha. Chicken nuggets."
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when I've ever been with someone and they order boneless wings I would talk shit and call em chicken nuggets.

  

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