legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Thu Jan-16-20 01:38 PM
"My barber was on the phone arguing with his girl while trying to cut me"
Smh..
Gotta get a new barber.
He’s aiight but c’mon man.. you can cut hair while beefing. You transferring energy into those clippers.
Thought I found a good one but he been slipping... and how you call your girl “bruh” on the phone?
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Thu Jan-16-20 02:51 PM
3. "That’s exactly what it was" In response to Reply # 2
Bruh.. your not listening
Bruh.. stop talking and listen for a minute
Bruh.. this is why this keeps happening. You won’t stop talking and listen to what I’m trying to say
Bruh..
Now, at no point did I realize this was his girl until after he hung up. Thought it was his brother who borrowed the car.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
------- "A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards. More than that no man is entitled, and less than that no man shall have." - TR
12. "First thing I thought of..." In response to Reply # 8
That was such a great episode
<-- Dave Thomas knows what's up... __________________________
Jay: Look here homie, any nigga can get a hit record. This here is about respect. Game: Like Gladys Knight. Jay: Aretha Franklin. Game: Word, I like her too. Jay: Nigga...
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
17. "I can relate. i had a FUCT up haircut too. " In response to Reply # 0
back when I cut off my locks I was trying to find a barber so I tried all the places.
I went to a spot where you couldnt hear shit because they were BLASTING rap the whole time while mean mugging each other.
when I walked in they werent sure I was a customer or someone looking to start some shit. it was weird.
customer service was fucked up, I think I remember even the barber who I was assigned rolled his eyes in a "dis nigga....I can't believe he came in for a goddamn haircut...who does that?" look.
when I got to the chair homeboy had a single earbud in and while cutting my hair...well, here is the scene:
music is already blasting and the barber was a short mexican dude who moved extremely fast and was rapping on top of the already loud music but he was fading in an out while he was cutting me so I heard snippets. He was in the zone and he was rapping AT the world so I thought at points he was talking shit to my face while he moved around the chair cutting my hair.
"...bitch, you fat motherfucker!"
" We bust on Bad Boys, niggas ..."
"Cut your young-ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased..."
I was like "yo my man...what?" and gave him the "could ya not?" eyebrow raise.
He stopped, pulled out an ear bud and yelled to be heard over the music
"YOU LIKE RAP? I RAP. THIS TUPAC. TUPAC WAS A SOLDIER"
18. "also, another one from childhood:" In response to Reply # 17
i was about 13, I would go to the neighborhood barber shop/hustler HQ on the weekends.
I got there ON TIME to catch a chair.
the barber I started to build with eventually called me up, got me set up with the cover and promptly said, "Imma be back" and then he dipped to the back where he smoked a joint with his coworkers.
When he came back, he didnt even wash his hands so whenever his hands were over my face his hands smelled like blunt fingers. eww dude.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79554 posts
Fri Jan-17-20 03:00 PM
19. "Lmao.. it wasn’t nearly that bad but yeah" In response to Reply # 17
That transfer of energy is real when you in the chair.
Had the nerve to ask me if the new blades were too sharp.
Nigga, it’s not the blades. Get a new chick who listens.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
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