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Subject: "My barber was on the phone arguing with his girl while trying to cut me" Previous topic | Next topic
legsdiamond
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Thu Jan-16-20 01:38 PM

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"My barber was on the phone arguing with his girl while trying to cut me"


          

Smh..

Gotta get a new barber.

He’s aiight but c’mon man.. you can cut hair while beefing. You transferring energy into those clippers.

Thought I found a good one but he been slipping... and how you call your girl “bruh” on the phone?

shut up already, damn

  

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I can't understand the homie talk for women either
Jan 16th 2020
1
lol relax
Jan 16th 2020
2
That’s exactly what it was
Jan 16th 2020
3
he's over the relationship
Jan 16th 2020
4
      ^
Jan 17th 2020
16
at least it was ‘bruh’ and not ‘BRO’ *cringes*
Jan 16th 2020
5
It's obviously emotional in nature but that's not good either
Jan 16th 2020
15
RE: at least it was ‘bruh’ and not ‘BRO’ *cringes*
Jan 17th 2020
20
      you know, i wouldn't be mad at ‘bruv’
Jan 17th 2020
21
it's over
Jan 16th 2020
6
I hate going to the barber.
Jan 16th 2020
7
was his name Bibby?
Jan 16th 2020
8
!!!! top 3 episode of the series so far
Jan 16th 2020
10
First thing I thought of...
Jan 16th 2020
12
Make sure you ain't got no parts you didn't ask for in the back
Jan 16th 2020
9
Was the cut fresh?
Jan 16th 2020
11
It’s aight.
Jan 16th 2020
14
he at least offer you Zaxby's?
Jan 16th 2020
13
I can relate. i had a FUCT up haircut too.
Jan 17th 2020
17
also, another one from childhood:
Jan 17th 2020
18
Lmao.. it wasn’t nearly that bad but yeah
Jan 17th 2020
19
Mine would do that shit too. Then he stop halfway through to run outside...
Jan 18th 2020
22

Atillah Moor
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Thu Jan-16-20 01:43 PM

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1. "I can't understand the homie talk for women either"
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Like if you're going to call your girl bruh maybe...

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Mafamaticks
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Thu Jan-16-20 02:00 PM

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2. "lol relax"
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if dude is in an argument and calling her bruh then he probably tryna get a point across and she not tryna hear it

  

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legsdiamond
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Thu Jan-16-20 02:51 PM

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3. "That’s exactly what it was"
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Bruh.. your not listening

Bruh.. stop talking and listen for a minute

Bruh.. this is why this keeps happening. You won’t stop talking and listen to what I’m trying to say

Bruh..


Now, at no point did I realize this was his girl until after he hung up. Thought it was his brother who borrowed the car.

shut up already, damn

  

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infin8
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Thu Jan-16-20 03:42 PM

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4. "he's over the relationship"
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>Like if you're going to call your girl bruh maybe...


he's over whatever the thing is that they're beefing about.

he's trying not to call her a bitch

IG: amadu_me

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silenttype
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Fri Jan-17-20 08:52 AM

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16. "^"
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>he's trying not to call her a bitch

Exactly.

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seasoned vet
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Thu Jan-16-20 03:53 PM

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5. "at least it was ‘bruh’ and not ‘BRO’ *cringes*"
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i cant stand that BRO shit that they say now

idk where that shit came from. it used to be reserved for the yt boys and nerds trying to be cool

  

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Atillah Moor
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Thu Jan-16-20 10:23 PM

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15. "It's obviously emotional in nature but that's not good either"
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There's so many other options besides bruh dude or dog

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SistaSaturn
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Fri Jan-17-20 03:31 PM

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20. "RE: at least it was ‘bruh’ and not ‘BRO’ *cringes*"
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How about Bruv. I blame Top Boys...

I'm a lurker. What you have just posted must have been that awesome!

  

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seasoned vet
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Fri Jan-17-20 06:16 PM

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21. "you know, i wouldn't be mad at ‘bruv’"
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rdhull
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Thu Jan-16-20 04:01 PM

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6. "it's over"
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tariqhu
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Thu Jan-16-20 04:02 PM

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7. "I hate going to the barber."
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first off, I'm bald. so I don't have a need. but my son has to go.

its actually a really dope shop that we go to and the cut is always fresh on the kid. I just really don't like being at a barber shop.

it got old for me with all the talking and waiting for when I was getting my hair cuts. just taking too long.

I don't read into bruh no more. its become ubiquitous. like man used to be.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

  

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Jay Doz
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Thu Jan-16-20 04:12 PM

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8. "was his name Bibby?"
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"A man who is good enough to shed his blood for his country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards. More than that no man is entitled, and less than that no man shall have." - TR

  

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CherNic
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Thu Jan-16-20 04:21 PM

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10. "!!!! top 3 episode of the series so far"
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spenzalii
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Thu Jan-16-20 05:46 PM

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12. "First thing I thought of..."
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That was such a great episode

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flipnile
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Thu Jan-16-20 04:19 PM

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9. "Make sure you ain't got no parts you didn't ask for in the back"
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lol

  

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falafel stand pimpin
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Thu Jan-16-20 05:37 PM

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11. "Was the cut fresh?"
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That's all that matters to me. He might work better on autopilot. And you dont have to talk to him either.

  

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legsdiamond
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Thu Jan-16-20 08:35 PM

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14. "It’s aight. "
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shut up already, damn

  

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Mynoriti
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13. "he at least offer you Zaxby's?"
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17. "I can relate. i had a FUCT up haircut too. "
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back when I cut off my locks I was trying to find a barber so I tried all the places.

I went to a spot where you couldnt hear shit because they were BLASTING rap the whole time while mean mugging each other.

when I walked in they werent sure I was a customer or someone looking to start some shit. it was weird.

customer service was fucked up, I think I remember even the barber who I was assigned rolled his eyes in a "dis nigga....I can't believe he came in for a goddamn haircut...who does that?" look.

when I got to the chair homeboy had a single earbud in and while cutting my hair...well, here is the scene:

music is already blasting and the barber was a short mexican dude who moved extremely fast and was rapping on top of the already loud music but he was fading in an out while he was cutting me so I heard snippets. He was in the zone and he was rapping AT the world so I thought at points he was talking shit to my face while he moved around the chair cutting my hair.

"...bitch, you fat motherfucker!"

" We bust on Bad Boys, niggas ..."

"Cut your young-ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased..."


I was like "yo my man...what?" and gave him the "could ya not?" eyebrow raise.

He stopped, pulled out an ear bud and yelled to be heard over the music

"YOU LIKE RAP? I RAP. THIS TUPAC. TUPAC WAS A SOLDIER"

then he put the earbud back in and hit me with: https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED766/595a22836b171.jpeg

and continueD to rap at the world, karate chopping the air, and checking Tinder only to randomly stop at moments to ask me out there questions like...

"AY YOU USE TINDER MY NIGGA?"

"PEOPLE GO ON TINDER TO HOOK UP RIGHT?"

"CHECK DIS BITCH OUT"



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18. "also, another one from childhood:"
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i was about 13, I would go to the neighborhood barber shop/hustler HQ on the weekends.

I got there ON TIME to catch a chair.

the barber I started to build with eventually called me up, got me set up with the cover and promptly said, "Imma be back" and then he dipped to the back where he smoked a joint with his coworkers.

When he came back, he didnt even wash his hands so whenever his hands were over my face his hands smelled like blunt fingers. eww dude.


he FUCKED my shit up that day.

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legsdiamond
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19. "Lmao.. it wasn’t nearly that bad but yeah"
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That transfer of energy is real when you in the chair.

Had the nerve to ask me if the new blades were too sharp.

Nigga, it’s not the blades. Get a new chick who listens.

shut up already, damn

  

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DavidHasselhoff
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22. "Mine would do that shit too. Then he stop halfway through to run outside..."
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and sell weed.

  

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