1. A very small part of me almost wishes the scenario you mention could happen so "we" could label the cop-caller that (it's a meta-textual reference I would enjoy immensely)
2. the only problem is that there are NO white women named "Tisha". They are all just called "Tish". Tisha is some us-ish (similar to male names like Day/De/Dai/D'-Quan)