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walihorse
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"Anyone dream of Trump before?"


  

          

Last night I dreamt he was in my/ my bother's house. I remember few details, but he made an unannounced stop.

We all had to entertain him and he demanded to be entertained.

He was sitting next to my sister-in-laws niece and asked if she knew how to work with excel cuz, she looks like she was good at spreading sheets. (The girl is in her 20's)

There was a large porch/bleacher thing outside the house where a few supporters were and I snuck out to yell at them to get off my property.

My mom's ghost was popping up as he marched around the house and kept making this disapproving disgusted face at him that only I could see.

As he was finally leaving he insisted on give me a hug and a kiss on the cheek twice. I know he is taller than me, but we was Danny Devito sized and jumped up for the kiss on the cheek.

Felt like some North Korea, do as you're told and be nice to the supreme leader type shit.

¿If a fat guy falls in the woods and there is no one around to see it, do the trees laugh?

  

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I’m sorry...the spreading sheets is fucking hilarious
Sep 10th 2019
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LOL yeah
Sep 10th 2019
3
Yeah once
Sep 10th 2019
2
Right!
Sep 10th 2019
4
does 'trump' show up in everyone elses iphone autocomplete?
Sep 10th 2019
5
I don't have an Iphone, I have a Galaxy s10
Sep 10th 2019
6
i dont even have to type anything.
Sep 10th 2019
7
      Oh, thats weird as hell
Sep 10th 2019
8
      LMAO
Sep 10th 2019
11
      Your Phone Is Haunted By t.rump
Sep 10th 2019
12
This absolutely happens to me - frequently
Sep 11th 2019
13
Asked the wife last night, she has to start typing TR before it comes up
Sep 11th 2019
15
wait.... you mean... this isn't a.......??? oh fuuuuuuuu NOOO!!!!!
Sep 10th 2019
9
basically a nightmare.
Sep 10th 2019
10
No but I have fantasized about him and his supporters losing everything
Sep 11th 2019
14
Ever think about how much mental space he takes up on people.
Sep 12th 2019
16
I can't wait until hes gone
Sep 12th 2019
17

legsdiamond
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Tue Sep-10-19 02:04 PM

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1. "I’m sorry...the spreading sheets is fucking hilarious"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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walihorse
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Tue Sep-10-19 02:11 PM

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3. "LOL yeah "
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I know a heard a similar joke on Parks and Rec

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5jjkwb

¿If a fat guy falls in the woods and there is no one around to see it, do the trees laugh?

  

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sectachrome86
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Tue Sep-10-19 02:06 PM

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2. "Yeah once"
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I dont remember the particulars but I woke up hating him so much more

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walihorse
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Tue Sep-10-19 02:12 PM

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4. "Right!"
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Its like dreaming about work when you got home from and wake up up o go to.

Like damn it give me a break.

¿If a fat guy falls in the woods and there is no one around to see it, do the trees laugh?

  

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Reeq
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Tue Sep-10-19 02:21 PM

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5. "does 'trump' show up in everyone elses iphone autocomplete?"
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how does that work?

i never post anything about trump anywhere from my phone. but hes always the 1st suggestion for my autocomplete.

  

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walihorse
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Tue Sep-10-19 02:28 PM

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6. "I don't have an Iphone, I have a Galaxy s10"
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I have to type TRU before it comes up as an autofill option.

I wonder if the OS knows typing TR is most likely about him.

¿If a fat guy falls in the woods and there is no one around to see it, do the trees laugh?

  

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Reeq
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Tue Sep-10-19 02:45 PM

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7. "i dont even have to type anything."
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just tap a text box.

the 1st suggestions are always trump, hey, and i.

i wonder if those are the most probable 1st words based on whatever anonymous statistics everyones iphones send to apple servers.

  

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walihorse
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Tue Sep-10-19 03:18 PM

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8. "Oh, thats weird as hell"
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I'll ask my wife to see if that happens on her phone.

¿If a fat guy falls in the woods and there is no one around to see it, do the trees laugh?

  

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stravinskian
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Tue Sep-10-19 04:55 PM

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11. "LMAO"
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>the 1st suggestions are always trump, hey, and i.

We live in a fucked up world.

  

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Dj Joey Joe
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Tue Sep-10-19 10:54 PM

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12. "Your Phone Is Haunted By t.rump"
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Maybe it's like a lot of these iphones where it's hearing you speak about him even if don't type his name.


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& your fool ass is cruising around in a time machine
trying to collect props for a couple of sociopathic degenerates" - s.blak

  

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Mgmt
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13. "This absolutely happens to me - frequently"
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>how does that work?
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>i never post anything about trump anywhere from my phone. but
>hes always the 1st suggestion for my autocomplete.

  

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walihorse
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Wed Sep-11-19 07:23 AM

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15. "Asked the wife last night, she has to start typing TR before it comes up"
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¿If a fat guy falls in the woods and there is no one around to see it, do the trees laugh?

  

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PG
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Tue Sep-10-19 03:47 PM

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9. "wait.... you mean... this isn't a.......??? oh fuuuuuuuu NOOO!!!!!"
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walihorse
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10. "basically a nightmare. "
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Atillah Moor
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Wed Sep-11-19 05:26 AM

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14. "No but I have fantasized about him and his supporters losing everything"
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He's not getting any more headspace than that

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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

  

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Buddy_Gilapagos
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Thu Sep-12-19 12:51 PM

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16. "Ever think about how much mental space he takes up on people. "
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Like we are all slightly depressed as long has he is in office. You cant help but be reminded multiple times a day that that dipshit is president.

I just feel like when his presidency is over we will all let out a collective sigh of relief and all feel a little better...even as we prepare for the civil war against the trumpies in the post apocalyptic wasteland that once was America.

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"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

  

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sectachrome86
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Thu Sep-12-19 01:16 PM

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17. "I can't wait until hes gone"
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I dont want to ever see or think about this dumb fuck ever again for as long as I live.

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