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MEAT
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"On Earth 2 white people arent allowed to be cops"
Mon Jun-10-19 08:52 AM by MEAT

  

          

I had a jack off call himself flashing his badge at me this morning
Was he in a cop car? No a Jetta
Was he in a cop uniform? No he looked and dressed like Johnathan Hodgeman
But what he was was a white man. That was driving both below the speed limit and conditions in the fast lane.
So when I passed him and gave him the appropriate finger his only response was to flash his badge at me
To which I replied with an additional finger, and mouthed “I don’t care” and then gestured to the speedometer
Was I wrong? No. Was I inappropriate? 50/50

But i also wasn’t the one trying to hide behind some false authority to justify my behavior.

Addendum: part of my irritation is that I’m quietly big on ethics and optics
And to rule based systems, one crack begets more
The manager that flirts with an intern
The cop car that flashes its lights to get through an intersection
The quid pro quo of capitalistic democracy ... all these things shake a foundation
And as a black man I’ll NEVER have trust in police, but if they think it’s just the fact that they’re openly racist and murderous, it’s so much more. When your near every interaction with them is in th grey, how can you ever even begin to trust them.

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“There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.” -Albert Camus

  

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Googles Jonathan Hodgeman
Jun 10th 2019
1
Cops are, overall, insecure dickheads.
Jun 10th 2019
2
its strange having local PD as clients...
Jun 10th 2019
4
People are looking for beef everywhere
Jun 10th 2019
10
You should chill on the road rage before you run into the wrong one
Jun 10th 2019
3
If I get got over the finger then I do.
Jun 10th 2019
8
false authority is also policing the speed lane giving the finger
Jun 10th 2019
5
Passing someone is policing? Tell me more.
Jun 10th 2019
7
giving the finger is (your version of policing), dont be obtuse
Jun 10th 2019
9
      I did zero to control his behavior
Jun 10th 2019
11
      K. good luck with that.
Jun 10th 2019
13
           Just call it what it is, I wasn’t polite. Not in the least
Jun 10th 2019
15
      Guy drives slower than speed limit and conditions in the fast lane
Jun 10th 2019
12
           ^^ false authority to justify your behavior
Jun 10th 2019
14
                That’s not what authority is. Are you dumb?
Jun 10th 2019
16
                     the finger was your attempt to enforce obedience
Jun 10th 2019
23
                          Ok. I’ll play. Obedience to what?
Jun 10th 2019
24
                               not go slow in the fast lane.
Jun 10th 2019
26
                                    That’s interesting, why would I act to influence that behavior after i...
Jun 10th 2019
27
                                         good, now look in the mirror and repeat the question
Jun 10th 2019
28
                                              I did it because I wanted to, that’s my answer
Jun 10th 2019
30
Are you from the south or New Jersey?
Jun 10th 2019
17
      But isn't MEAT the aggressive/emotional one in this situation though?
Jun 10th 2019
18
           I don't consider "the finger" as road rage
Jun 10th 2019
21
                But it is road rage though
Jun 10th 2019
22
                     There's a CLEAR difference between the first and the last four:
Jun 10th 2019
25
                          Yet all four are unnecessary
Jun 16th 2019
69
                               Throwing the middle finger is not against the law
Jun 17th 2019
75
On Earth 2 there aren't any cops, just an executioner.
Jun 10th 2019
6
Cops parking any and everywhere in BK annoys the shit out of me.
Jun 10th 2019
19
i read this as the reason utah is passing that law
Jun 10th 2019
20
I had to check my wife on that middle finger shit
Jun 10th 2019
29
yeah, I had to change my ways once I had kids. Folks crazy out here.
Jun 10th 2019
31
lol @ 100 miles
Jun 10th 2019
32
He purposely drove past his exit and out of the way
Jun 10th 2019
35
People are crazy, tempers are high, guns are easily accessible
Jun 10th 2019
33
I would have to say giving someone the finger is more stressful
Jun 10th 2019
36
ya my wife grew up in nyc, when she moved to texas
Jun 10th 2019
34
My wife used to drive aggressive as hell
Jun 10th 2019
37
I Used To Do That Shit
Jun 10th 2019
38
Bruh... wtf. lol
Jun 10th 2019
40
Man, I Was So Mad
Jun 10th 2019
42
      A bike messenger spit on a taxi in Old Town in Philly
Jun 10th 2019
44
      Back in the early 00s, a cab kept tailgating my on Broad Street...
Jun 12th 2019
65
      lol @ ‘cut me off’.....you dont own the road
Jun 10th 2019
46
           Folks mad at life and taking it out on random people in cars.
Jun 10th 2019
49
                FORTY MILES!!! and its just another Tuesday to them....
Jun 10th 2019
51
                how do you stay mad for 40 miles??
Jun 10th 2019
52
                get OUT the car, then IN the elevator, STILL MAD
Jun 10th 2019
53
                     He called into work... lol
Jun 11th 2019
54
*calls security*
Jun 10th 2019
43
wow
Jun 10th 2019
45
*pictures Tupac/ Omar Epps elevator scene in Juice*
Jun 10th 2019
47
the fuck?? lol
Jun 11th 2019
55
I ride a bike, so I do this too:
Jun 10th 2019
39
      Yeah. Y’all get it the worst.
Jun 10th 2019
41
When I’m mad at other drivers now, I just shake my head - no eye conta...
Jun 10th 2019
48
Road Rage from this weekend in Cali. racist couple gets handled
Jun 10th 2019
50
This was beautiful
Jun 12th 2019
56
they jumped out the car thinking they were bonnie and clyde
Jun 12th 2019
60
      lmao that bit was truly magical
Jun 16th 2019
71
BeautiFULL.... I'd love to see more Couple Fights
Jun 12th 2019
61
dude yanked him from behind his girl
Jun 12th 2019
62
I wouldn't say "handled". that shit was the old & washed olympics
Jun 16th 2019
70
      oh it's awful and clumsy
Jun 16th 2019
72
      also shout out to the daughter who walked over to those kids
Jun 16th 2019
73
yall ever *wish* that a jerk on the road gets pulled over?
Jun 12th 2019
57
Hell yeah
Jun 12th 2019
58
TO THIS DAY
Jun 12th 2019
59
when I was 17 learning to drive stick
Jun 12th 2019
63
      ooof would love to experience that. thats the drivers dream lol
Jun 12th 2019
64
      Pulled over for what? Passing a stalled vehicle blocking...
Jun 17th 2019
74
           Peeled out = speeding
Jun 17th 2019
76
                yeah I always assumed exhibition of speed
Jun 17th 2019
77
U iight bruh?
Jun 13th 2019
66
I said what I said.
Jun 14th 2019
67
Flashed two fingers with both hands off the wheel?
Jun 16th 2019
68
Most I do is a “really” look
Jun 17th 2019
78
Post reminds me of this video.
Jun 17th 2019
79
fuck lol
Jun 17th 2019
80

legsdiamond
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1. "Googles Jonathan Hodgeman"
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shut up already, damn

  

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2. "Cops are, overall, insecure dickheads."
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Where I work is near a bunch of courthouses and other government buildings, so I see a lot of cops every time I go outside. The number that won't make eye contact with me, look all scared or puff their chest out is unfortunately high. Why is it so hard for them to fit into normal society and do shit like say "good morning" or nod?

Respect to the cops that aren't like the about. Kinda sad it's literally like 1/50 that I see.

Also southern road rage scare me, as well as drivers from New Jersey. Always seems *personal* with southern & NJ drivers. Passing someone too fast for their liking and they go into a rage, even tho they are ZERO percent affected by it. Honk at one of these mofos and the passive aggressive driving behaviours come out.

Add in a badge and sense of entitlement and I can imagine something like that.

  

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4. "its strange having local PD as clients..."
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and then having to interact with them outside of work parameters. stark difference in how they act. i've definitely had to name drop a few folks bosses to get them to tighten up.

<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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MEAT
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10. "People are looking for beef everywhere"
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And you get someone behind a 2500 lb machine with zero accountability they get “beer muscles”
It’s whatever.

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3. "You should chill on the road rage before you run into the wrong one"
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MEAT
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8. "If I get got over the finger then I do. "
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I wasn’t tailgating.
Wasn’t swerving
Wasn’t threatening.
Didn’t follow.
I gave the finger.

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5. "false authority is also policing the speed lane giving the finger"
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7. "Passing someone is policing? Tell me more. "
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9. "giving the finger is (your version of policing), dont be obtuse"
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11. "I did zero to control his behavior"
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I gave him the finger as I passed him
Didn’t tailgate him
Didn’t flash him while I was behind him
You have a dumb take on what policing behavior is

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13. "K. good luck with that."
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15. "Just call it what it is, I wasn’t polite. Not in the least "
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But it’s not the same as him literally flashing a police badge at me despite him behind socially and legally I the wrong.
So please feel free to say I was being a jerk
Or a dick
But policing isn’t indicative of my behavior.

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12. "Guy drives slower than speed limit and conditions in the fast lane"
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Despite literal laws against doing so and opportunities not to do so
Other cars follow suit because ... reasons? Despite what their eyes and general knowledge tell them
Me, passes guy, gives him the finger

Y’all: omg that’s policing!

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14. "^^ false authority to justify your behavior"
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16. "That’s not what authority is. Are you dumb?"
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That’s full autonomy over my own behavior.
Authority: the power or right to give orders, make decisions, and enforce obedience

Me ... did not flash, or tailgate, or aggressively use my vehicle to induce action ... no order given
Make decision ... not relevant to the situation
Enforce obedience ... no behaviors were changed, nor attempted to.

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23. "the finger was your attempt to enforce obedience"
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24. "Ok. I’ll play. Obedience to what? "
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What action was I trying to influence?

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26. "not go slow in the fast lane."
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27. "That’s interesting, why would I act to influence that behavior after i..."
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No longer affected me, when I had the opportunity to do so when it would’ve benefited me.

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28. "good, now look in the mirror and repeat the question"
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30. "I did it because I wanted to, that’s my answer"
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Now how does that relate to policing?
Or do you still not have an answer for that.

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17. "Are you from the south or New Jersey?"
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This is what I'm talking about above. MEAT's actions had ZERO effect on the other driver, except EMOTIONALLY. People get all emo and act out in aggression because someone hurt their feelings are the problem.

  

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18. "But isn't MEAT the aggressive/emotional one in this situation though?"
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He could have just passed the slow driver and let it slide with no reaction.

But he exhibited road rage by giving him the finger

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21. "I don't consider "the finger" as road rage"
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Funny looks, stares, even yelling out the window... all easily ignored and have ZERO physical effect on anyone. Even flashing lights and honking don't directly affect anyone else. Just ignore the shit.

Road rage to me is intentionally cutting people off, brake checking, swerving/blocking lanes, speeding up to not let people pass, intentionally driving slow, throwing trash out of their windows, etc.

Anything that affects another driver's actions directly.

  

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22. "But it is road rage though"
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https://exchange.aaa.com/safety/driving-advice/aggressive-driving/#.XP51N_ApB-E


Extreme cases of aggressive driving can escalate to road rage. Examples of road rage are:
Cursing and rude or obscene gestures
Throwing objects
Ramming
Sideswiping
Forcing a driver off the road

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You ain't the only one whose got problems. You ain't the only one who knows pain. Get up off your ass and just solve them. You still got a chance to try to change, try the shit again.
Devin tha Dude

  

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25. "There's a CLEAR difference between the first and the last four:"
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>https://exchange.aaa.com/safety/driving-advice/aggressive-driving/#.XP51N_ApB-E
>
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>Extreme cases of aggressive driving can escalate to road rage.
>Examples of road rage are:

1.Cursing and rude or obscene gestures

vs.

2. Throwing objects
3. Ramming
4. Sideswiping
5. Forcing a driver off the road


The last four are literal crimes, even if someone isn't driving. The first isn't.

Again, hurt feelings isn't a valid reason to assault, attack or intimidate anyone. That list seems like BS.

  

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69. "Yet all four are unnecessary "
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There’s a clear difference between littering, assault, rape, and murder. That doesn’t mean you should litter.

Peace,

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75. "Throwing the middle finger is not against the law"
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>There’s a clear difference between littering, assault,
>rape, and murder. That doesn’t mean you should litter.
>
>Peace,
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>Spirit (Alan)
>http://wutangbook.com

Littering is. False equivalency.

  

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6. "On Earth 2 there aren't any cops, just an executioner. "
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How about that?

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19. "Cops parking any and everywhere in BK annoys the shit out of me. "
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Why that don't have to follow parking laws like everyone else?


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20. "i read this as the reason utah is passing that law"
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>I had a jack off call himself flashing his badge at me this
>morning


theres supposedly some law theyre looking to pass in utah to prevent cops from masturbating and sexting while on duty and in their cop cars lol

  

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29. "I had to check my wife on that middle finger shit"
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it ain’t that serious.

Fuck around and give it to the wrong person on the wrong day and get your car shot up.

My friend knew a preacher who got into it on the turnpike. Dude followed him for 100 miles. He went and got a gun permit after that incident.

shut up already, damn

  

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31. "yeah, I had to change my ways once I had kids. Folks crazy out here."
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"Get ready....for your blessing....."
"Bury me by my Grand-Grand and when you can come follow me"

  

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32. "lol @ 100 miles"
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oh man

  

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35. "He purposely drove past his exit and out of the way "
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so the guy wouldn’t know where he lived

He thought he finally lost him for a minute and then dude crept by slowly in a Walmart parking lot.



shut up already, damn

  

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33. "People are crazy, tempers are high, guns are easily accessible"
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I concede all of those things and still generally refuse to live a life terrorized by that threat.
Not as a matter of smartness or even principle but just general exhaustion
The gymnastics we have to do to survive a day to day life aren’t equivalent to the actual threats we face.
We’re going to die of so many stress related illnesses

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36. "I would have to say giving someone the finger is more stressful"
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than just driving around them and going on about your day.

Don’t get me wrong, I have my pet peeves about drivers in the left lane but life is so much easier when you put things in their right place.

shut up already, damn

  

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34. "ya my wife grew up in nyc, when she moved to texas"
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we had to have a talk about road rage thing

keep it to yourself in texas please lol

hell she was assaulted over some crazy road rage in NYC youd think she would have learned her lesson

  

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37. "My wife used to drive aggressive as hell"
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but then are insurance rates went up when she grazed an 89 Astrovan.

Having kids was the best thing that ever happened to her driving habits.

It’s not about being first or balling out. Just get home safe. The fuck you so mad anyways?

shut up already, damn

  

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38. "I Used To Do That Shit"
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I remember following someone that cut me off from Denville to Secaucus, NJ (about 40 miles). I followed him all the way to his job. Got out and walked right behind him into his office building and got on the elevator with him. Didn't say a word, just stared at him. Once the 5th floor hit he ran to the phone to call security. I actually called out of my job that day because I was so pissed that he cut me off

I've calmed down a lot since then. Don't see the point in flipping the bird anymore. Just take the minor L and move on with life, especially now I got the little one in the car with me almost all the time

  

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40. "Bruh... wtf. lol"
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Called off work?

shut up already, damn

  

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42. "Man, I Was So Mad"
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When dude cut me off, didn't even do the obligatory "my bad" wave. Just cut me off and kept going. I had to swerve to miss a truck.

That happened, I called my boss and said, I'm sick, can't come in. Then followed dude. I look back at it now and it was just funny because I never said a word to him, but followed him and just kept looking at dude when I got out the car and into the office building. When we was on the same elevator, I was like Bishop in Juice on the elevator, just ice-grilling him...lol

I was crazy with the rage. I actually pulled over in the middle of NY (7th Ave by Madison Square Garden) and banged on some cabbie's hood because he honked at me.

That was years ago though...now I'm soft...lol

  

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44. "A bike messenger spit on a taxi in Old Town in Philly"
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Short African dude knocked him the fuck out.

Dude was tall too so it took him a while to slide down the side of the taxi

shut up already, damn

  

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65. "Back in the early 00s, a cab kept tailgating my on Broad Street..."
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...I got pissed because he was killing my buzz with his lights, so I grabbed a handful of pennies out the ashtray and tossed them out the windows out over my roof. Heard the "clink" sounds of them bouncing off his hood. Felt like "yeah!" at the time, but a little later I felt like an asshole for doing that. Still do.

  

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46. "lol @ ‘cut me off’.....you dont own the road"
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the cut me off accusation is such a bizarre one


crazy how courteous we are to each other when someone walks in front of us in real life

add cars into the equation and we turn into vindictive lunatics convinced someone was trying to kill us

  

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49. "Folks mad at life and taking it out on random people in cars. "
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shut up already, damn

  

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51. "FORTY MILES!!! and its just another Tuesday to them...."
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52. "how do you stay mad for 40 miles??"
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53. "get OUT the car, then IN the elevator, STILL MAD"
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54. "He called into work... lol"
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Yeah, he was sick alright.

I mean... some people don’t have that little guy on their shoulder that tells them “nah bruh, tf you doing???”



shut up already, damn

  

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43. "*calls security*"
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America has imported more warlord theocracy from Afghanistan than it has exported democracy.

  

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45. "wow"
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i definitely get annoyed when driving but oof

  

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47. "*pictures Tupac/ Omar Epps elevator scene in Juice*"
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55. "the fuck?? lol"
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>I remember following someone that cut me off from Denville to
>Secaucus, NJ (about 40 miles). I followed him all the way to
>his job. Got out and walked right behind him into his office
>building and got on the elevator with him. Didn't say a word,
>just stared at him. Once the 5th floor hit he ran to the phone
>to call security. I actually called out of my job that day
>because I was so pissed that he cut me off
>
>I've calmed down a lot since then. Don't see the point in
>flipping the bird anymore. Just take the minor L and move on
>with life, especially now I got the little one in the car with
>me almost all the time

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39. "I ride a bike, so I do this too:"
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>got a gun permit

Just for the psychos ready to run someone over or fight over their feelings getting hurt.

Mofos find any reason to get outraged. I've seen dudes looked pissed because their SUV/minivan couldn't keep up with my bike from a light. WTF were they expecting?

  

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41. "Yeah. Y’all get it the worst. "
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Philly dirtbikes tho, I hated those dudes.

Zooming past my window on one wheel and shit

shut up already, damn

  

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48. "When I’m mad at other drivers now, I just shake my head - no eye conta..."
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When I suspect they’re mad at me, I just turn up my music and nod my head - again no eye contact.

It’s so much easier for me, and hopefully frustrating for them that I can’t be bothered to get into it and might even be enjoying myself.

  

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50. "Road Rage from this weekend in Cali. racist couple gets handled"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPhU0XEqeY4

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56. "This was beautiful"
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60. "they jumped out the car thinking they were bonnie and clyde"
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that big goof went from "what's up homie?" to pleading "no, please" in 5 seconds lol

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71. "lmao that bit was truly magical "
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61. "BeautiFULL.... I'd love to see more Couple Fights "
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of course I just look at the dudes tho

cuz I don't wanna cringe from all that goddamn hair pulling

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62. "dude yanked him from behind his girl"
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the more she was holding him back, the more he was on some let me at 'em!"

once he saw his girl get yanked by her hair he didn't know what the fuck to do but beg.

lol @ that swing.

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70. "I wouldn't say "handled". that shit was the old & washed olympics"
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I'm glad the right people wound up on the wrong side of this one, but this was an embarrassingly weak showing for everyone involved, on every possible level, right down to having kids il n both cars when they all made those choices.

The fighting itself was spectacular in its it's ineptitude. that's my opinion anyways, but the daughter of the Hispanic couple was going on and on about how badass her parents were and how badly the other two got beatdown, but the truth is they lucked out and got a more washed couple to rub their fat against.

  

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72. "oh it's awful and clumsy "
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but i just really enjoy the shit out of how exited the truck like a nazi lowrider power couple. She winds up getting flattened. And he (after his hold me back act) literally starts pleading after barely being hit. Their kids waiting outside the car like they're the grown ups

On the Mexican side, wifey told him to stay in the car because she has no idea if he can fight because he hasn't been in a fight since before they met in 95, and that big white goof had some inches on him. She on the other hand was in a few more before they met in 95 and misses back in the day. Featherwood never stood a chance

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73. "also shout out to the daughter who walked over to those kids"
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and kept them from running out onto the freeway while their parents were over here losing

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57. "yall ever *wish* that a jerk on the road gets pulled over?"
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yall ever *wish* worse upon them?

  

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58. "Hell yeah"
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shut up already, damn

  

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59. "TO THIS DAY"
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63. "when I was 17 learning to drive stick"
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I didn't have my clutch/gas coordination down and kept stalling at lights. This guy behind me got pissed off pulled around me, yelled some shit at me and peeled out.

A few seconds later a cop raced past me and pulled him over

For that brief moment in time I thought life is fair and will always work out

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64. "ooof would love to experience that. thats the drivers dream lol"
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74. "Pulled over for what? Passing a stalled vehicle blocking..."
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...the road? Yelling some shit?

What law did the guy break?

  

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76. "Peeled out = speeding "
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That’s the way I read it.

Running a red light?



shut up already, damn

  

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77. "yeah I always assumed exhibition of speed"
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no way to ever know, obviously

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66. "U iight bruh?"
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67. "I said what I said. "
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68. "Flashed two fingers with both hands off the wheel?"
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If he was going too slow, honk once, wait a beat to see if he accelerates, then go around him. Both you and him apparently took your eyes off the road during this exchange. Even in stop and go traffic, that can lead to a fender bender. What’s the point of giving him the finger? Is he going to magically adopt your driving standards once he sees that?

I might yell out the window what somebody is doing wrong (in my opinion) but there’s no guarantee they’ll listen and it’s usually futile.

Peace,

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78. "Most I do is a “really” look "
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but most times they aren’t even going to look your direction.

I guess that’s what the finger waving stuff is for.

shut up already, damn

  

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79. "Post reminds me of this video. "
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https://youtu.be/XI5te-OZSzg

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80. "fuck lol"
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