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whom thought it was sweet to threaten a ninja while he was droppin a duece!
Now, when I bust up in'nere, AWALL DEM NINJAZ gimmie respect 'cus dey know I ain't playin!
Long story short,... I'm in TacBeezy for da breakfast menu a few months back. Got a couple Fiesta-potato burritos(the jawns wit da Pico).... Fast-forward like 20 minutes, it get good to a ninja bowels so I slide to the commode to drop joints.
While I'm givin birth, I hear dis Christian-Bale-on-the-set-of-Batman-temper-tantrum-havin azz ninja come inna spot demanding to use the bathroom(you gotta cop somethin before they give you bathroom access). Dude goes verbatim, "I've been holding it all morning, I'm not gonna buy anything, I need to use the bathroom RIGHT NOW!"
BOOM!
Right den 'n nere I knew it was finna be some shit 'cus there's no way I was gonna let'eem come at ME the same way.
Sure enough, Bread makes his way into the bathroom and it goes down:
Bread: Hey buddy, how long you gonna be?
NoDrawlz: *silence*
Bread: Hey, I said how long you gonna be?
NoDrawlz: *Sho Kosugi Ninja hands when he was inna church scene off "Revenge Of The Ninja"*
Bread: Hey,...how- *cuts'eem off mid-sentence*
NoDrawlz: Dont ever disturb a man when he droppin a duece!
Bread: But I've been holding it all morning.
NoDrawlz: That ain't got shit ta do wit ME! ! !"...
Bread: You're starting to piss me off. You're gonna make me call you *something that I shouldn't. *he peeped my Blaccent and made it racial*.
At this point, Bread exits the restroom and returns to the lobby to raise hell. After that passive threat, I'd already resolved myself to smoov whoop his azz once I got out.
Ninja wiped his azz, washed my handz, and stepped out into the lobby, and in one single smoov motion, I made eye-contact with Bread, said to'eem, "Was that YOU?", and intrepidly walked up to'eem and unleashed a straight-right-hand all up off in his grill!
All da clerks like: https://i.imgur.com/9iQUYxD.jpg
Ol'boy slid back a few feet den grabbed both his left-cheek AND his bootyhole in disbelief and skeedaddled to the restroom to prevent an accident, face turning red den a muhfukka!
I turned to the manager to apologize and Sun already knew what time it was, he was like, "Don't worry, we already called the cops on him before you came out. He does this all the time. Glad you put an end to it!" and left it at dat.
I walked out like aint shit happen.
Now, when I bust up in'nere, the sistaz be all giggly n shit. Ain't seen Bread since! https://chriswind.bandcamp.com/track/massage
"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African" Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!
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