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OKdamn
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"Would you let your S/O give you a polygraph examination?"


          

  

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yes...they can be easily passed
Jan 27th 2019
1
Would it work if I believe my own lies?
Jan 27th 2019
2
yes....shit aint that hard
Jan 27th 2019
3
      Cool
Jan 27th 2019
4
Ole Mission Impossible spy ass nigga.
Jan 28th 2019
9
If we are there, a polygraph ain't going to save us.
Jan 28th 2019
5
^^^.
Jan 28th 2019
6
I think this is strictly about the test and not your marriage
Jan 28th 2019
16
Yeah, but she'd probably quit after a few questions
Jan 28th 2019
7
Fuuuuck no.
Jan 28th 2019
8
Even "do you love me" might get some people jammed up
Jan 28th 2019
14
Sure. Or they could just ask me questions
Jan 28th 2019
10
What is the endgame?
Jan 28th 2019
11
Find out what's really real..I guess
Jan 28th 2019
13
      Then we'd have to take one everyday, because feelings can change
Jan 28th 2019
17
nah
Jan 28th 2019
12
I would say yes, then crash the car on the way there
Jan 28th 2019
15
Haha... an old coworkers husband crashed her car
Jan 28th 2019
18
      Co worker once crashed a car on the way to a drug test
Jan 28th 2019
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           Damn. That sounds like some Seinfeld shit.
Jan 28th 2019
21
Had he survived, Wonder Woman
Jan 28th 2019
20

tomjohn29
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1. "yes...they can be easily passed"
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Navem nu, cuando sol
Tutu nu, vondo nos nu
Vita em, no continous non
Nos nu ekta nos sepe ta, amen

When the sun shades the ship
We sweat and life is not safe
To swim or to touch not
When we unite we hedge amen

  

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OKdamn
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2. "Would it work if I believe my own lies?"
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Lol

  

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tomjohn29
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3. "yes....shit aint that hard"
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______________________________________

Navem nu, cuando sol
Tutu nu, vondo nos nu
Vita em, no continous non
Nos nu ekta nos sepe ta, amen

When the sun shades the ship
We sweat and life is not safe
To swim or to touch not
When we unite we hedge amen

  

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OKdamn
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4. "Cool"
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I will remember that

  

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legsdiamond
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9. "Ole Mission Impossible spy ass nigga. "
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Negro please.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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Buddy_Gilapagos
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5. "If we are there, a polygraph ain't going to save us. "
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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

"what's a leader if he isn't reluctant"

  

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tariqhu
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6. "^^^. "
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I'm spilling the beans before it gets that far.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

  

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legsdiamond
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16. "I think this is strictly about the test and not your marriage"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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flipnile
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Mon Jan-28-19 11:52 AM

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7. "Yeah, but she'd probably quit after a few questions"
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Mon Jan-28-19 12:07 PM by flipnile

          

her: "OH, SO YOU WANT TO FUCK ________???"

me: "Yeah."





She already knows what I'm into. I tell her. I always put her first tho, and wouldn't do any sneaky shit (which is why I'm comfortable telling her things). Real conversation we had:

me: "So... we should get a girlfriend"

her: "what?"

me: "I said 'we'"

her: "well, why can't we get a boyfriend?"

me: "Because I'm not into men"

her: "Well, I'm not into women"

me: "Okay... I see this won't work... glad we talked this out and came to an understanding."

  

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legsdiamond
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8. "Fuuuuck no. "
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Fellas you are playing yourselves if you would.

You think it would be shit like “do you love me?” “Did you cheat?”

That shit would be like “would you sleep with my hot friend if no one ever found out?”

and other wild shit that only a woman can think of that would put you in the hot seat.





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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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OKdamn
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14. "Even "do you love me" might get some people jammed up"
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"Well kinda"
"I used to think I did"
Lol

  

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godleeluv
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10. "Sure. Or they could just ask me questions"
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... "A Beautiful Struggle"
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micMajestic
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11. "What is the endgame?"
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OKdamn
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13. "Find out what's really real..I guess"
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But being that people naturally lie all the time..I don't think this would ever be a good idea.

  

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micMajestic
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17. "Then we'd have to take one everyday, because feelings can change"
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>But being that people naturally lie all the time..I don't
>think this would ever be a good idea.

  

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infin8
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12. "nah"
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IG: amadu_me

"...Whateva, man..." (c) Redman

  

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Paps_Smear
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15. "I would say yes, then crash the car on the way there"
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I didn't say no, can't suspect anything.
and now we got bigger problems than a lie detector, which is a smaller problem for me.

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legsdiamond
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18. "Haha... an old coworkers husband crashed her car"
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Said he blacked out.

I always thought that nigga was lying because he got a settlement, paid for both cars in cash and then was broke as fuck half a year later. After she got the insurance money he asked her for some of it and now she has a car payment.

but he hasn’t ever blacked out in his car.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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Paps_Smear
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19. "Co worker once crashed a car on the way to a drug test"
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so he didn't have to take the drug test. Company car. Said someone cut him off. Had no real injuries but since it was during work he had to go get checked out at the hospital for workmans comp reasons... where they conduct a drug test because you had an accident on company time.

Mans thought he was slick too.
smh

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I only play the games that I win at -
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PSN: DurtyGambino
Steam: Durty Gambino
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legsdiamond
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21. "Damn. That sounds like some Seinfeld shit. "
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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Lil Rabies
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20. "Had he survived, Wonder Woman"
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would have eventually put that lasso on Chris Pine.

Taking shots in the dark/that's a bad call
Going straight for your head/ gotta saw it off

  

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