Stumbled across the WuTang Tiny Desk on youtube... Queued it up... Sat back to enjoy...
WTF?!?! When they start fast rhyming like this??? Never seen Raekwon this amped...he tweaking??? The fckk??? Mans on the cello is goin HARD too... this shit ... just... weird... Not.Feeling.This.At.AAAALLLLLL.... They done fell off...
*Wait*...HTF I finish that 20min. video in like 12min???
OOOOhhhhhhhh......
Damn...forgot I had it on 1.5x speed from the previous video I was watching....... lol..
We had a large family gathering at my mother in law's house.
My wife's cousin brought his mother in law. It was her first time at my mother in law's house. she was kinda weird. For example, when we played Family Feud, the question was "what is an event or holiday that usually leaves you broke afterwards?" She yelled out of turn 'Mortgage!" Smh.
Anyways, at the end of the evening, my wife's cousin was getting his family (his wife, kids, mother and mother in law) all ready to leave. The mother in law took her shoes off to walk down my Mother in law's steps because her steps can be slippery.
Everyone said "Take your time" She yelled from the stairs "If I fall can I sue"
less than a second later all you heard was 'BOOOOMMMM'... "Oh LORD... MY BACK MY BACK...oh, it hurts"
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79608 posts
Fri Jan-18-19 09:12 AM
4. "My aunt sued another aunt when she fell down her steps " In response to Reply # 1
When I asked the aunt who was sued why she didn’t tell insurance her sister was drunk when it happened she said...
“That’s my sister, I wouldn’t do that to her”
My fam is wild.
Aunt who sued... she won.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
12. "What did she sue the aunt for?" In response to Reply # 4
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
BrooklynWHAT Member since Jun 15th 2007 85075 posts
Fri Jan-18-19 09:10 AM
3. "My cousin's baby boy has figured out how to Facetime people" In response to Reply # 0
So usually once or twice a week I'll get a call from my cousin, but it's him since she just leaves her phone unattended. He'll see me pop up and then take off running.
5 mins later I'll get a call from my cousin showing him walking around looking for me and calling out my name on the bottom floor of their house since that's where I stay when I visit.
10. "my son did that once" In response to Reply # 3
he was around 2 and we were napping on the couch and he woke up before me. Decided to grab my phone and he dialed my friend Ericka. I remember waking up because I heard him talking to someone. He was in the hallway using his broken ass 2 year old english having a conversation with my friend. I was like what are you doing? He says ERICKA! and points to the phone. I grab it from him and asked if she called. She said no he called me. They were talking for like 5 minutes before I woke up.
November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79608 posts
Fri Jan-18-19 09:16 AM
5. "My oldest kid imitates a face in a book we read at bedtime" In response to Reply # 0
Shit is hilarious.
I can’t even read with a straight face when she does it.
Youngest kid is always snatching shit and running off. But since she is 18 months her sprint is terrible but she has some awesome spin and post up moves... it’s hilarious
Especially when she did it to extended family at Christmas.
Her name is Fiona but we call her Feebo because she is a bully. Snatching her sisters food off her plate and staring her down on some “my bite!!”
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9. "Little girl came sprinting down the block yesterday toward me..." In response to Reply # 0
...she was running to catch the bus (I was at the stop). She's maybe 7-8 years old. When she got there, I looked and we had an eye contact moment, one of those familiar ones even tho I don't think I've seen this little girl before. After a second, she looks at me again and says
"I'm fast."
Made me smile, told her that was a nice run down the block, and yeah, she's fast. Not really funny, but I thought it was adorable.
A little after that her mama had finally made it down the block, and yeah she was fine.
11. "The radiance has to come from somewhere. Usually it's the mother" In response to Reply # 9
>...she was running to catch the bus (I was at the stop). >She's maybe 7-8 years old. When she got there, I looked and we >had an eye contact moment, one of those familiar ones even tho >I don't think I've seen this little girl before. After a >second, she looks at me again and says > >"I'm fast." > >Made me smile, told her that was a nice run down the block, >and yeah, she's fast. Not really funny, but I thought it was >adorable. > >A little after that her mama had finally made it down the >block, and yeah she was fine.
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