legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79594 posts
Mon Apr-30-18 07:41 AM
"You ever been pissy drunk? "
We have a friend who is wild as shit. She drinks heavy, has a fatty, and stays in the middle of some drama. My boy had a lil get together on Friday and she cane over with a bottle of Tito’s Vodka. That shit is smooooooth as hell. Anyway, She walked in the door on the Bluetooth cursing her man out She drank more than half the bottle straight, no chaser.
Then the next morning she calls me up and says “why did I pee on this niggas couch?”
O_O
my first question is why did you call me cause I got jokes.
What do you say when you pee on someone’s couch?
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79594 posts
Mon Apr-30-18 07:53 AM
2. "That’s exactly what I said to her. " In response to Reply # 1
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
3. "Nah, I throw up, then get dizzy and take a nap" In response to Reply # 0
Every time if I drink beyond "strong buzz" level. It's like my body won't let me get "drunk," because it comes right back up. Only times I ever really got drunk and didn't throw up was back in college. I always kinda envied folks that can get wasted and dance around laughing and all that.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79594 posts
Mon Apr-30-18 09:26 AM
6. "she thought the same thing" In response to Reply # 4
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
9. "Man if folks only knew how bad they get talked about on here!!!!!!" In response to Reply # 0
But yeah from about 19-21 years old I would get pissy drunk. Stopped that ish when I didn’t know how I got home from a late night party. I left the party then came to my senses when I pulled up in my driveway. That was when I had to make some life choices.
11. "That's when I cleaned up my act." In response to Reply # 9
>But yeah from about 19-21 years old I would get pissy drunk. >Stopped that ish when I didn’t know how I got home from a >late night party. I left the party then came to my senses >when I pulled up in my driveway. That was when I had to make >some life choices.
One too many "where's my car?" the next morning. There were times when I had NO business driving. I knew not to press my luck. Now when I find myself getting to the point of having too much, I just stop and go home.
10. "I face planted in my supervisor's backyard back in the call center era" In response to Reply # 0
Remember the call center where you and your training class became BFF for life ride on all your enemies after one week of being together?
So at the end of the 2 month training period our supervisor invited us to her crib to celebrate (strike 1) we get there, everybody cool, she had a whole spread of all kinds of liquor (strike 2) vodka, rum, tequila, whisky, gin, the whole kit so because I'm me I start taking shots no chasers of all of the above (strike 3)
mixing liquor types= DOA I go outside to get some air and proceed to face plant and pass out in her backyard homies had to scoop me with a shovel and throw me in the back seat
That's why I don't drink with my co-workers. I work with a bunch of gossiping asses, AND they always drink to excess (mostly twentysomethings, so they go extra hard). Not a good combination.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79594 posts
Mon Apr-30-18 01:23 PM
18. "my boy got kicked out of a bar in NYC for sleeping" In response to Reply # 13
we just stopped by cause the DJ was my connect but I had to wait for him to finish his set.
Next thing you know my boy is being told to leave. Bouncer was like "NO SLEEPING, HE GOTTA GO"
My boy was like "he did me a favor, that shit was wack"
same nigga who got carried out of the 9:30 club by a bouncer BEFORE the De La Show. They had an open bar meet and great with Common and a few other people and dude went too far.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
23. "Pretty sure I'm gonna win this contest.... " In response to Reply # 0
I pissed my pants at a Nascar race when I was like 22. Started pounding beers at 8am. During the race me and my boy went down to get a close up view of what was going on and I had to pee. I looked left, I looked right, didn't see the bathroom sign. So I just pissed because I guess I really needed to go.
Right in front of a deleware state trooper. I didn't even realize he was there. Luckily I was with my boy and his grandfather was there with us. The cop just shook his head, apparently. It was all told to me after the fact.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
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