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willi_dudat
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Fri Aug-25-17 10:37 AM

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"Terrible Names: Why God? "


  

          

I'm working right. About to leave a voicemail for this individual to call me back at their

earliest convenience. Listening to a automated machine (hate them. wish they'd all defunct simultaneously) and I hear

one of the most fkd up names ever. The automated machine reads of a couple of names with number choices

and the third one was for a fella last name "Whorefarter".

Dog.

That means his whole family from Granddaddy on down gotta have hands.

And if he has a family of his own: his wife a Whorefarter, his sons/daughters is Whorefarters

Awl y'all Whorefarters.

Told my co-workers and we died.

What's the worst you've come across? Recent or ever. No matter.

"It's the return of the gangsta, thanks ta..."

-du

  

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Someone under 40 named "Cletis"
Aug 25th 2017
1
you can walk over - but you limpin back!
Aug 25th 2017
5
      LOL
Aug 25th 2017
7
Her last name was Cox... and she was a freak.
Aug 25th 2017
2
you telling on yourself nigga LOL
Aug 25th 2017
3
why do i feel like you're quoting too short? LOL
Aug 25th 2017
4
i think fucked up first names are worse
Aug 25th 2017
6
My boys cousin was named Gaylord
Aug 26th 2017
10
I have a homegirl named Stankeisha
Aug 25th 2017
8
Anita Blow. She was the secretary of my apt complex when I was
Aug 26th 2017
9
i got a voicemail at work from a woman named Marsha Cogsugger
Aug 26th 2017
11
LOLOL - cogsugger
Aug 28th 2017
12

auragin_boi
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Fri Aug-25-17 11:21 AM

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1. "Someone under 40 named "Cletis""
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-Last name of "Bish" and he lived on the west coast LMAO
-Richard Wood and he went by "D*ck".
-An IL senator named Dick Durbin - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Durb
-Last name of "Clinkenbeard"

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willi_dudat
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Fri Aug-25-17 02:34 PM

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5. "you can walk over - but you limpin back!"
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#faceass

i'm sure cletis get the "come own" invitation at lease once a week.

LOL

"It's the return of the gangsta, thanks ta..."

-du

  

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auragin_boi
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Fri Aug-25-17 05:16 PM

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7. "LOL"
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legsdiamond
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Fri Aug-25-17 01:59 PM

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2. "Her last name was Cox... and she was a freak. "
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For some reason her nick name was roach tho..

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Trinity444
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Fri Aug-25-17 02:04 PM

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3. "you telling on yourself nigga LOL "
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willi_dudat
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Fri Aug-25-17 02:32 PM

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4. "why do i feel like you're quoting too short? LOL"
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?

"It's the return of the gangsta, thanks ta..."

-du

  

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RobOne4
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Fri Aug-25-17 03:54 PM

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6. "i think fucked up first names are worse"
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that name is just passed on down to you. But the first name means someone went out of their way to pick that fucked up shit for you. Or even worse when you have a fucked up last name and the first name dont help at all. I remember Letterman having a top 10 worst names list when i was like 13. Man these dudes came out with some fucked up names. Like they sounded fake but they showed their licenses too.

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legsdiamond
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10. "My boys cousin was named Gaylord"
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Man, we fell the fuck out when we heard his name.

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8. "I have a homegirl named Stankeisha"
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deehustle
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Sat Aug-26-17 01:21 AM

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9. "Anita Blow. She was the secretary of my apt complex when I was"
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growing up.

For in the dirt and deprivation and degradation of one of the vilest systems created by man, the slave and his lady transcended their environment by the toughness of their spirit, dancing and loving and laughing and hoping on the edge of nothingness. Lero

  

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justin_scott
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Sat Aug-26-17 06:45 AM

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11. "i got a voicemail at work from a woman named Marsha Cogsugger"
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when i played the message, obviously, all i heard was Marsha Cocksucker.

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willi_dudat
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Mon Aug-28-17 01:21 PM

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12. "LOLOL - cogsugger"
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>when i played the message, obviously, all i heard was Marsha
>Cocksucker.

"It's the return of the gangsta, thanks ta..."

-du

  

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