That liberty mutual commercial where she says you'd get your whole card back always sounds like she's saying you'd get your whole card back

https://youtu.be/5twwX-zoOv4

I hate being misunderstood. I can't wait to be around normal folks again. Next week I'm going home for a quick visit. I miss my mama and good wings

wait...and chip dip lol

I'm flying too

#nohoeshit

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Why would anyone want a hoe card?

Does the hoe card come with tangible benefits?

What happened to get that hoe card revoked in the first place?

Just wondering.

In all my years of living I'm certain of a few thing..
like, most men will do anything for hoe shit

get my rent paid
my car note paid
those five hundred dollar shoes I'm eyeing

whatever...

how Vera say it, "I'm a honest hoe and all my hoes honest"

outside of birthday and holidays, I've never had a man pay a bill.
I've never needed too. not that anything is wrong with it...just that it hasn't been my experience. most of the men ive known weren't tricks...

hence, "I never get flowers"

hol' up...
there was tyshawn.
real weird brother. Like, he talked in riddles and I never fully understood what he was saying but, I liked it...him lol. I couldn't figure out his angle
he'd buy me coco Chanel and leave flowers at my door
with written messages...I still have.
he wasn't paying rent tho...
not back in the early 2000s

what's up Meadow