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BigJazz
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"you can ask your ex 1 question and be guaranteed a 100% honest answer"


  

          

what would you ask them?



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How did the universe begin?
Apr 19th 2017
1
lol
Apr 19th 2017
10
I wouldn't even bother.
Apr 19th 2017
2
Pretty much.
Apr 23rd 2017
31
      Revisionist History is bitch, ain't it?
Apr 24th 2017
33
soooo...a threesome w/ your sister...would you have been down?
Apr 19th 2017
3
Was it worth it?
Apr 19th 2017
4
Wait, I actually asked that question
Apr 19th 2017
5
I'll pass
Apr 19th 2017
6
Is what you really wanted was to try to work it out?
Apr 19th 2017
7
No questions.
Apr 19th 2017
8
^^^^
Apr 19th 2017
9
In "real" life, this is where I'm at.
Apr 19th 2017
12
Did/do you think about me while you're getting down
Apr 19th 2017
11
hold up, waaaaait. She left you for a skinhead?
Apr 19th 2017
13
      Sigh.... Yep. There's some context to our relationship though
Apr 19th 2017
18
Who killed Tommy's boy?
Apr 19th 2017
14
why are you the way you are?
Apr 19th 2017
15
is we fuckin or what?
Apr 19th 2017
16
What did you have for breakfast?
Apr 19th 2017
17
Where are the records you never gave me back?
Apr 19th 2017
19
oh, HELL naw.
Apr 20th 2017
20
Vinyl?
Apr 20th 2017
21
why couldn't you just let yourself be happy?
Apr 20th 2017
22
Man, FDB
Apr 20th 2017
23
eh, over the years I think I've figured out all the answers I'd want
Apr 20th 2017
24
RE: What the fuck?
Apr 20th 2017
25
Why wouldnt you get a job?
Apr 21st 2017
26
RE: you can ask your ex 1 question and be guaranteed a 100% honest answe...
Apr 21st 2017
27
Petty me would ask a deep, soul-searching question, and as she answers.....
Apr 21st 2017
28
Where were you when I needed you last summer
Apr 21st 2017
29
Where are my Lakers b-ball shorts?
Apr 21st 2017
30
Nah not taking the bait
Apr 23rd 2017
32
Was I really the best you ever had?
Apr 25th 2017
34

Innocent Criminal
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1. "How did the universe begin?"
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There are dozens of us! Dozens!

  

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Somnus
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10. "lol"
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The ULTIMATE negation of everything.

The space between despair and orgasm is hard to fill ~ Maron

  

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Shogun
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2. "I wouldn't even bother."
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Back again for the first time.

  

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JFrost1117
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31. "Pretty much."
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I caught dinner with an ex a few weeks ago, and shit definitely happened differently in her head than what reality was. It was too much to unpack.

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Shogun
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33. "Revisionist History is bitch, ain't it?"
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>I caught dinner with an ex a few weeks ago, and shit
>definitely happened differently in her head than what reality
>was. It was too much to unpack.

I've had that conversation a few times. They never remember the facts, or the shit that THEY did wrong. I'm the FIRST to admit I was an asshole about certain shit,and I do remember (and own up to) all my own mistakes. Them? Nope.

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BrooklynWHAT
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3. "soooo...a threesome w/ your sister...would you have been down?"
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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legsdiamond
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4. "Was it worth it? "
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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legsdiamond
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5. "Wait, I actually asked that question"
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and got an honest answer.

Basically said she wished she handled things differently but she was being young and selfish.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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Trinity444
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6. "I'll pass "
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Overqualified
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7. "Is what you really wanted was to try to work it out?"
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Streets won't let me chill.

  

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flipnile
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8. "No questions."
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Shogun
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9. "^^^^"
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Cold Truth
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12. "In "real" life, this is where I'm at. "
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It’s best to just leave those doors closed, though I do think this is interesting to ponder within the confines of such an implausible premise.

  

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Cold Truth
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11. "Did/do you think about me while you're getting down"
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Wed Apr-19-17 11:17 AM by Cold Truth

  

          

With the new guy?

First, before folks get to moralizing, everything about the premise is implausible and unlikely, existing exclusively in “What If Land”, so yeah, I’m just going to run with the premise. And jokes aside, I’d frame the question less crudely and more broadly, but for the purpose of the post it’s a simpler to say it that way.

I'd ask this to two specific exes, and only because I already have an idea of the answer, but with the guaranteed accuracy I’d like to know for sure. In both cases they cheated on me with the guy they left me for before they left me, and they married both of them. By all accounts both marriages were/are extremely unhappy.

The first left me for a fucking skinhead of all people and flat out ghosted me. This was after 4 years of a miserable off and on relationship I wish we’d never began in part because we’d been good friends prior and had known each other for years.

Wonder of wonders, they moved to Arkansas. Or Alabama. I forget. Anyhow everything I heard about them was all bad and dude wound up vanishing for a few years before they found him dead with his head still hanging from a tree.

She passed a few years ago. I went to the funeral was surprisingly greeted warmly by her new husband, who had nothing but good things to say about me and she apparently told him all about our prior relationship. Then her best friend told me she’d actually hoped we’d get back together for some time. So I’d ask her this question regarding the dude she left me for because, to a degree, I’d still like to know if all the things I heard after she passed were legit or merely amounted to a post-mortem head game.

The second, we maintained sporadic contact off and on for a few years after the fact and she’d always complain about how bad things were with him on all fronts and how much she missed me and all that. I generally believed her but in the back of my head I always wondered if this was just her way of getting my attention and sympathy. That sort of thing wasn’t really in her character but she was talking to me while she was married so who knows.

Neither answer would really “matter” in the grand scheme and it’s not a nagging question that must be answered or anything but again, if we’re playing in what if land on this subject, that’s what I’d ask.

  

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13. "hold up, waaaaait. She left you for a skinhead? "
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bruh...

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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18. "Sigh.... Yep. There's some context to our relationship though"
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We were very different people who were never a fit on any real cultural level.

We were kids who knew each other for years before anything happened and her family was close to parts of my family. I was awol from foster care, had nothing and nobody And was crazy depressed and lonely.

She was my friend, she was there for me and had a similar background so we related on the level of being the oldest child of meth addict mothers, having the burden of holding it down for our younger silkings being taken away before the county stepped in and took us away.

I was still myself, a backpacker b-boy who rhymed.

Keep in mind, this is Hemet and she was, well, indicative of the kind of person referenced in that article that was posted a few months ago. He was much more in line with who she was than I was.

Despite hurting like hell for a very long time her leaving me was one of the best things that ever happened to me.

  

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14. "Who killed Tommy's boy?"
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15. "why are you the way you are?"
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November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!

  

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16. "is we fuckin or what?"
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17. "What did you have for breakfast?"
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-30-
You know it's drama, but it sound real good.

  

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19. "Where are the records you never gave me back?"
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Follow-up: Run me those.

  

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20. "oh, HELL naw."
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as in borrowed and never gave back? Or took them during the breakup?


ain't NOBODY leaving my house with shit they didn't bring in.


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21. "Vinyl?"
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Hell naw if so. They better come up off those jawns.

  

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22. "why couldn't you just let yourself be happy?"
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23. "Man, FDB"
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24. "eh, over the years I think I've figured out all the answers I'd want"
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www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

  

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25. "RE: What the fuck?"
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"I wasn't sure if I was lost or running away again. . ."

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26. "Why wouldnt you get a job?"
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27. "RE: you can ask your ex 1 question and be guaranteed a 100% honest answe..."
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I am curious why she IM'd me when her momma died. It was extremely tragic but we hadn't talk in 5 years. I didn't know if she reached out to me among a bunch of people or me specifically. I wonder how her husband felt about it.

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flipnile
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28. "Petty me would ask a deep, soul-searching question, and as she answers....."
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Fri Apr-21-17 09:44 AM by flipnile

          

...I mean right as she starts her answer, I'd be like "oh, wait... never mind." and just get up and bounce without another word.

But that's some petty shit, lol.

  

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29. "Where were you when I needed you last summer"
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"Get ready....for your blessing....."

  

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30. "Where are my Lakers b-ball shorts?"
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32. "Nah not taking the bait"
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... "A Beautiful Struggle"
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34. "Was I really the best you ever had?"
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'Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent. ~Victor Hugo'

  

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