"Poll question: When one of the homies falls for the jumpoff..."
Ok here's the scenario, a couple months ago I was out kicking with the fellas on some day drinking shenanigans, we end up at the damn strip club. The homie "Mike"(names have been changed because you never know who lurks here) is running low on cash and is like "I got this freak that's dumb as hell but sucked the hell out of my dick and gives me money I'm going to call her and tell her to bring me some cash!" So he does and she shows up with one of her home girls and brings him money. So at this point its like 5 dudes and the 2 chicks and we're all kicking it, getting drunk, messing with the strippers and everything.
(Ok fast forward past a lot of other bullshit that I don't feel like typing...)
A couple of weeks later, out kicking with the fellas again on the same shit, the homie "Jason" who was part of the original group reveals that he had hooked up with Mike's jumpoff chick. Mike was surprised but was cool with it and we all laughed and dapped Jason up because he normally doesn't do numbers.
But then we started to figure out that Jason was really spending a lot of time with this chick and taking her out on real dates and introducing her to folks as "his girl".
Not only that, he's brought her around other gatherings with S/O's present including Mike's girl making shit mad uncomfortable, lol.
if you smash another dudes jumpoff you gotta live in limbo with her...
you don't get to bring her around the fellas and their SO's.
damn jason.. not like this.
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>but not for smashing... > >if you smash another dudes jumpoff you gotta live in limbo >with her... > >you don't get to bring her around the fellas and their SO's. > >damn jason.. not like this.
9. "the thing is Mike is not even tripping off the jumpoff chick because tha..." In response to Reply # 3
what she is, the problem is Jason is breaking rules of engagement. Sometimes when we get together its strictly the fellas(leave your girl at home because we'll probably end up around some random broads), other times wives and/or significant others are optional. Its a spoken rule that you don't mix females from the first group with the second. Now Mike's fiance' is all like "Aw Jason has a girlfriend now? Cute, how did he meet her?" and questions like that and Mike has tell extra lies about that and coach Jason and ol girl and pray that they don't fuck it up, lol. Mike is freaking out that his fiance is going to find out the truth, Jason trying to play it cool like "chill its no big deal".
Of the other 2 homies that have been present through all this, "Carl" is like "fuck it, let Jason get his, Mike has to be a big boy and handle his shit", the other homie "Tony" who is married is on Mike's side and saying Jason needs to leave jumpoff chick alone. I'm trying to stay neutral and play the mediator role and enjoying the reality show at the same time, lol.
32. "You bout to have an entertaining winter my dude! lol...." In response to Reply # 31
It IS cuffing season though...give the homie Jason a lil sit down and tell him to chill until y'all can sort this out. But gone and let him continue to get it in...
2. "homie a rest haven for hoes" In response to Reply # 0
Original homie was pimpish, having her drive to deliver dough AND dome meanwhile new homie capin, could be that she wants to be saved but the circumstances in which they met lead me to doubt that
Update us when she steps out on him for the next man with a bigger and flashier cape
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79618 posts
Tue Dec-13-16 12:52 PM
8. "yup.. I ain't even mad it him pulling from the scrap pile" In response to Reply # 6
wives and SO's pick up on the slightest shit.
She gonna laugh at Mike's joke too hard and then it's a problem
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79618 posts
Tue Dec-13-16 01:17 PM
13. "laughing at the joke before the SO and shit" In response to Reply # 12
Jason needs to man the fuck up and find his own broad.
You can't sign another mans practice squad player to the active roster without permission.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
21. "Mike: "Hey, babe?" Mike's Girl & Jumpoff: "huh?"" In response to Reply # 13 Tue Dec-13-16 01:55 PM by flipnile
Something similar happened to me years ago. My girl was talking in the kitchen with her friend, and when I came down and said "hey sexy" they both answered.
Shit was mad awkward for a second and I wasn't even cheating with the friend.
>Something similar happened to me years ago. My girl was >talking in the kitchen with her friend, and when I came down >and said "hey sexy" they both answered. > >Shit was mad awkward for a second and I wasn't even cheating >with the friend.
>Something similar happened to me years ago. My girl was >talking in the kitchen with her friend, and when I came down >and said "hey sexy" they both answered. > >Shit was mad awkward for a second and I wasn't even cheating >with the friend.
>Something similar happened to me years ago. My girl was >talking in the kitchen with her friend, and when I came down >and said "hey sexy" they both answered. > >Shit was mad awkward for a second and I wasn't even cheating >with the friend.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79618 posts
Wed Dec-14-16 12:05 PM
49. "man, at least pick up someone from another division/conference" In response to Reply # 45 Wed Dec-14-16 12:07 PM by legsdiamond
this shit is a violation.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79618 posts
Tue Dec-13-16 01:27 PM
15. " Jason the type of dude to run back to her and try it on her" In response to Reply # 14
guys like Jason don't have any honor.
It's hard to blame Jason tho because those types rarely get ass so they cherish that shit like a fine wine.
Nigga that ain't wine, that Mad Dog 20/20. You supposed to keep that shit in the bag and swig it on the front stoop.
This nigga brought it to a suit and tie event swirling it around and smelling it like it's some vintage shit.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
>Nigga that ain't wine, that Mad Dog 20/20. You supposed to >keep that shit in the bag and swig it on the front stoop. > >This nigga brought it to a suit and tie event swirling it >around and smelling it like it's some vintage shit.
"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African" Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!
PoppaGeorge Member since Nov 07th 2004 10384 posts
Tue Dec-13-16 01:33 PM
17. ""Yeah dawg, I went ass to mouth with her... and my dick was dirty"" In response to Reply # 14
Jason will always think about Mike's shitty dick going into her mouth every time he kisses her.
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79618 posts
Tue Dec-13-16 01:39 PM
18. "FROM MY DICK TO YOUR LIPS!!!!" In response to Reply # 17
MY neighbors ex said this to her boyfriend at 3AM.
I was so mad when they woke me up but then I heard that and was fucking rolling.
We never saw her boyfriend again.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79618 posts
Tue Dec-13-16 03:18 PM
30. "that might read funny... my neighbors ex boyfriend popped up" In response to Reply # 22
and it went down and I think he grabbed her phone and called her SO and snitched.
first week I moved into the complex too. White girl, she said the complex was quiet but I knew she would be a problem cause she had those raver party pants on... the real super duper wide leg jeans.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
Family was in Vegas a few years ago in June. We're walking down the strip near Planet Hollywood and there was a shitload of chicks walking around dressed like this. Walked into the Miracle Mile mall and they were all over the place there too. We stopped for something to drink and I asked the cashier if there was some kind of stripper convention and he was like "Naw brah... EDC started today, those are all raver chicks".
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
but even back then I told my wife she looked like a raver chick from our college days.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79618 posts
Wed Dec-14-16 01:30 PM
51. "I was about to say... DRock betta not know about OKP" In response to Reply # 46
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79618 posts
Tue Dec-13-16 05:09 PM
39. "Yes...it's definitely caping to make your boys jump off your SO" In response to Reply # 33
then bring her around your boys SO.
That's a violation
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67. "I don't view that as saving'em." In response to Reply # 39 Thu Dec-15-16 02:13 PM by tariqhu
unless he's throwing salt on the dude that's just banging.
either way, that's why I said there aren't really any rules. everybody just makes up their own scenario. I had my own rules of engagement to stay away from certain chicks if my folks were looking at them, but I can' expect anyone else to follow suit, even my boys.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79618 posts
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71. "nah, if it can fuck up your happy home.. its a violation" In response to Reply # 67
she ain't mine but dammit, I found her.. lol.
too many women in the world to grab from that small ass circle of women yall know
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African" Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!
48. "Jason needs to evaluate his life choices" In response to Reply # 0
Dude wifed up a jumpoff from the inner circle. I mean one of the first mentions of ol girl was about how dumb she is and how good her head game is.
That's Jason's girl now
What I'm curious about is how long it will take before the rest of the circle "forgets" about her jumpoff days. Like when, if ever, will she just be Jason's girl ?
54. "Corey Holcomb said it best...." In response to Reply # 48
>Dude wifed up a jumpoff from the inner circle. I mean one of >the first mentions of ol girl was about how dumb she is and >how good her head game is. > >That's Jason's girl now > > >What I'm curious about is how long it will take before the >rest of the circle "forgets" about her jumpoff days. Like >when, if ever, will she just be Jason's girl ?
The same way she came in is the same way she gon' go out. Her pussy belongs to da game(c)Book of Coreythians
Bet money, Mike can still smash doze if Jason start fuckin up! Her gushy finna bounce all around that click like the Arkanoid ball. I'm callin' it now...
"You can take an African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African" Afro-Americana/Afro-Caribbana/Afro-Latino unite. We are ALL Black!
58. "RE: Corey Holcomb said it best...." In response to Reply # 54
>>Dude wifed up a jumpoff from the inner circle. I mean one >of >>the first mentions of ol girl was about how dumb she is and >>how good her head game is. >> >>That's Jason's girl now >> >> >>What I'm curious about is how long it will take before the >>rest of the circle "forgets" about her jumpoff days. Like >>when, if ever, will she just be Jason's girl ? > >The same way she came in is the same way she gon' >go out. Her pussy belongs to da game(c)Book of Coreythians > >Bet money, Mike can still smash doze if Jason start fuckin up! > Her gushy finna bounce all around that click like the >Arkanoid ball. I'm callin' it now...
exactly right.....She's gonna feel a real sense of accomplishment like she's doing something being in that position..
and that is where Jason is in violation because he empowered her to do that.... but he's probably too naïve and inexperienced to realize that...
52. "not a good look...but" In response to Reply # 0 Wed Dec-14-16 01:46 PM by Warren Coolidge
>Mike was surprised but was cool with it and we all laughed and >dapped Jason up because he normally doesn't do numbers.
not a lot that can be done.... Jason gonna have to live and learn on this one....
If a man SEES a woman tricking with his own eyes....(bringing a dude money to the strip club)..if he sees that with his own eyes...then still tries to wife up a chick like that...he's set himself out on a bad course in life... He'll either be a simp his whole life, or he'll learn from this and wise up on how the game is played...
it's one thing to deal with her behind the scenes...but to take a chick like that out like it's your girl.... He's confused as to what lane to keep the different types of women in..and that's gonna be the cause for a lot of future frustration if he doesn't change that.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79618 posts
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53. "one of my boys had a jumpoff" In response to Reply # 52 Wed Dec-14-16 02:24 PM by legsdiamond
we were out one night and bar hopping.
We see the jump off at the bar, my boy ain't trying to deal with her tho cause he is on a mission looking for new booty. Another friend of ours invited the jumpoff to get in the car and go with us to another spot.
My boy was PISSED.
Other dude didn't see the problem because he was desperate for female company but since he wasn't driving we were like "nigga, why???" Ole boy coulda had some other shit on deck at the next spot and you bringing HIS jumpoff?"
No no my brother.. you gotta get your OWN!!!!
I mean.. why are they called jumpoffs?
You jump on, you jump off.. right?
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
these were my niggas but not my OOOOLD School niggas who honor the codes.
The type to accuse you of grimey shit cause they would do grimey shit.
These niggas had no honor at all so shit got real messy.
Had to keep them at a distance. The type to try and fuck up your marriage by getting you in some ugly shit because they aren't happy with their lives.
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57. "some of these dudes that do stuff like that" In response to Reply # 53
probably are trying to bring some drama to another guy's situation that they might be jealous of.
cats be empowering jump offs to positions they honestly don't deserve....it's like she wants to be in the mix so she feels like she's accomplished something if she can do stuff to stay in the clique..
bringing jump offs around real SOs or real wifey is a foul move though....
with me... I've brought my wife around plenty of situations where females I previously dealt with may or may not be there.. but I have a bad...younger wife that didn't grow up around us so all them past chicks can do is be mad on the inside....and I don't deal with dudes that are messy like females....
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79618 posts
Wed Dec-14-16 03:05 PM
60. "damn... peep what I just wrote up above you" In response to Reply # 57
damn near word for word.
had to cut niggas loose man...
we still cool from a distance but nah.. can't have you throwing salt in my shit for your entertainment.
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
61. "RE: damn... peep what I just wrote up above you" In response to Reply # 60
>damn near word for word. > >had to cut niggas loose man... > >we still cool from a distance but nah.. can't have you >throwing salt in my shit for your entertainment.
right....you did the right thing by distancing yourself...
anytime a dude shows signs of being salty about your success or happiness....it ain't worth sticking with them...
Jump off or not, I can't cosign Jason smashing and cupcaking with Mike's jumpoff. I also can't cosign the jumpoff smashing the homie. To me, that is a violation for many reasons.
I personally do not share partners whether it be a gf or fwb. I would disassociate myself with someone who would smash someone I am dealing with. Can't deal with someone I can't trust.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79618 posts
Thu Dec-15-16 02:33 PM
70. "college is where I really got my eyes wide open to this shit" In response to Reply # 0
Not to judge but there were some girls you just don't wife up in college. Catch and release type shit.
shit really was like fishing.
seeing a dude catch one and try to keep it alive but you slowly see them last gasp for air cause she needs to be in that big ass body of water.
let her go nigga... let her go.
She wanna smoke and party.
my roommate was bragging about smashing this little fine young thang and another roommate hurt his feelings so bad. "nigga, I know 5 other niggas that hit that, you ain't special"
"that hurt man, why you gotta hurt me like that" slams door
hahaha!!!!
**************** TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*
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