1. "You a fine ass man but that call was terrible." In response to Reply # 0
A kid's parent after i called a game changing foul on her son...i'm a bball ref.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
25. "I do decent numbers..." In response to Reply # 23
I mean, don't get me wrong. If she wants to let my 'adorable' ass smash, I'm down. But I'm not gonna chase her. But we both have active social lives, and it's out in the open, so it's not like I'm sitting around waiting on her to give me a shot, and she knows it.
I told her a couple of times in the past that I liked her. I got a lukewarm response, so I know when not to waste energy.
4. "I've had a few that were all about the same thing... " In response to Reply # 0
that I was a sexy grey-haired bamma. They all came from women who were in their early to mid-30s.
Sheeeeit! I hauled ass and went home too cuz I was scared. Scared of what would happen if I continued the conversation. And more scared of what would happen if my lady found out. I ain't from here and don't know who she knows that may know or recognize me out in these streets.
9. "I had a nice compliment just this past Saturday" In response to Reply # 0
from one of my co-workers, who I get along with very well.
It has been snowing and some days have been very cold, so when I was at work I picked out a pair of long socks to purchase and took them to one of the cashiers to put on hold and said I would pay for them the next day.
The next thing I knew the head cashier, who is only eighteen, sought me out and said there was a surprise for me in the break room. When I was going home I went to the break room to find a makeshift card with something inside of it. She had written me a note thanking me for bringing so many smiles to the team and that she was blessed to know someone with such a big heart. With the card was the socks that I was going to purchase. She had purchased them for me.
I honestly work with some of the loveliest, caring people. The majority of them are youngsters and I suppose I do like to care about them and mother them a bit. Some of them have got difficult situations that they're going through. Many of them are so sweet and kind and they get all concerned about me as I have to walk to work and back every day in the bitterly cold weather. I'm often bowled over by how nice they are.
19. "you need a 2nd opinion?" In response to Reply # 12
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
20. "what they was talking bout fam...your hair?" In response to Reply # 16
haha
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
18. "'Yooo....damn yo..i thought you was only like 30'" In response to Reply # 0
: my young barber (which weirds me out on some Benjamin Button shit cuz I don't think I do)
-'Yo...on some real shit....you the strongest dude I know...you take your lumps and keep it moving...you take everything like a man' : one of my closest homeboys
-'I've never seen someone with the work ethic like you....ever...your like a got damn machine and they all love you over there' : boss
-'You are way better and more talented than what you are given credit for' : another very close friend
all the physical compliments (fine, sexy, etc.) except 'cute'...I'm not cute : various
21. "haha yeah i get that...people swear i'm in my twenties." In response to Reply # 18
I've been married 7 years. When people hear that i'm married, or if i say my wife, they assume we're newlyweds.
Last year at my office party, i told some folks about a vaca my wife and i had over the summer. Someone was like oh, was it your honeymoon? nah we been married 6 years.
-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.
28. "I finally won my mother in law over" In response to Reply # 0
she's been way nicer the past year or so but Friday the family was at the hospital for someone on their death bed, I was 2 miles away at a job interview and I showed up after on behalf of my wife not even super spiffy, my haircut wasn't even fresh, just a basic shirt & tie she said she was proud to claim me as a son in law maybe it's because I've done my best to support my wife who's had a rough year but that meant a lot, we were really at odds 2013-2015
30. ""....your fragrance is engaging..."" In response to Reply # 0 Mon Mar-20-17 01:53 PM by Ms_MynTight
Walking through the lobby of my building and the doorman is talking to 2 FedEx dudes....I speak and walk on pass and go through the revolving door.
Just as I am outside, one of the FedEx dudes comes running out and says my colleague would like to share something with you. I am not expecting any packages so I turn around to look at FedEx guy #2, who then says "I just wanted you to know that your fragrance is very engaging..."
I been high of that for months...ENGAGING? #GOTEEM
The Wordsmith Member since Aug 13th 2002 17070 posts
Mon Mar-20-17 03:35 PM
35. "Customer at a grocery store." In response to Reply # 0
I work for Frito Lay (not too much longer, though). Anyway, while working a Publix, I heard a chick say "what is that smell? It smells soooo good! That cologne smells so goood!" She then proceeded to tell me that I smelled good and that it made her want to jump on me. She then laughed and walked off with her probably 8 year old daughter whom she said all of this in front of.
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