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willothewisp
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"Last thing your kids taught you?"


          

  

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how to properly toast pop tarts...
Sep 29th 2016
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where the fuck are you from Trin?
Sep 29th 2016
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no shade but.....
Sep 29th 2016
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      bruh...
Sep 29th 2016
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      learn this...
Sep 29th 2016
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           exactly. who is eating pop tarts?
Sep 29th 2016
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           right lol
Sep 29th 2016
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           lol...ok...i'll concede then....
Sep 29th 2016
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           do you toast bread sideways?
Sep 29th 2016
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           but the shape...
Sep 29th 2016
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                lol
Sep 29th 2016
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i like your posts.
Sep 29th 2016
2
thank you!
Sep 29th 2016
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i dont have children, but they'll probably teach my how to live a little...
Sep 29th 2016
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unconditional love.. and shit ain't that big a deal
Sep 29th 2016
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that shit is still nasty...lol
Sep 29th 2016
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      nah... a baby throwing up on me used to be a traumatic experience
Sep 29th 2016
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my students taught me the basics of hacking
Sep 29th 2016
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LOL i love these moments
Sep 29th 2016
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BE PATIENT.
Sep 29th 2016
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RE: BE PATIENT.
Sep 29th 2016
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7 year old of my brother...
Sep 29th 2016
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balloons look like ice cream n/m
Sep 29th 2016
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a lego minifigure fits in a nostril
Sep 29th 2016
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Trinity444
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1. "how to properly toast pop tarts..."
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I used to put them in horizontal
kid told me to do it vertical because it's easier to get them out the toaster...

I never knowed*

  

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legsdiamond
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Thu Sep-29-16 08:11 AM

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4. "where the fuck are you from Trin? "
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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FLUIDJ
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Thu Sep-29-16 08:33 AM

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6. "no shade but....."
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damn...
i'm kinda seeing where your coworkers were coming from now lol.....


"Get ready....for your blessing....."

  

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legsdiamond
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Thu Sep-29-16 08:36 AM

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7. "bruh... "
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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Trinity444
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9. "learn this..."
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pop tarts are for children...
I didn't eat them before these kids
nor have I been around kids
my son is 30
he didn't eat them...

so - my experience would be as if I didn't have any...




  

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bonamie
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11. "exactly. who is eating pop tarts?"
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LOL

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we aint the two and i aint the one- lyte

  

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Trinity444
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13. "right lol"
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FLUIDJ
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14. "lol...ok...i'll concede then...."
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"Get ready....for your blessing....."

  

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legsdiamond
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20. "do you toast bread sideways? "
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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hardware
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21. "but the shape..."
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nevermind

  

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legsdiamond
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22. "lol"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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Kwesi
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2. "i like your posts."
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and only wish there were more to chew on.

  

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willothewisp
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15. "thank you!"
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Kwesi
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3. "i dont have children, but they'll probably teach my how to live a little..."
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... or kill a lot.

  

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legsdiamond
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5. "unconditional love.. and shit ain't that big a deal"
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I used to be so turned off by fluids when my niece and nephew were young. Throw up and runny shit was disgusting

but with my little one, it's not nasty at all.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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JellyBean
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23. "that shit is still nasty...lol"
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it's just you know you can't give them back to their parents because YOU are their parent!

"Holier than thou never sits well with me."(c)janey

"OKP spends way too much time looking for ways to be offended." ~legsdiamond


http://twitter.com/jeleighbean

  

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legsdiamond
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24. "nah... a baby throwing up on me used to be a traumatic experience"
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my baby throws up on me and its all good.

its like now that its my little mini me shittin its good shit.

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Amritsar
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8. "my students taught me the basics of hacking"
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on their little school-issued Chromebooks that they get. Little angels knew how to hack into the school's mainframe, how to bypass the lock's admins put on so they can't get on "bad" sites, etc.

I didn't know whether to scold or pat them on the backs the whole time. lol


One thing for sure: I sat there definitely feeling every bit a member of Generation X.

  

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bonamie
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12. "LOL i love these moments"
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> I didn't know whether to scold or pat them on the backs the
>whole time. lol
>

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bonamie
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10. "BE PATIENT."
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i am not patient
but i am learning
to relax
and enjoy even the smaller moments
in between the moment.

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godleeluv
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16. "RE: BE PATIENT."
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yes!

I'm constantly running and my kids have taught me how to relax and just enjoy the moments we have together. both their smiles light up my day and life.

  

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willothewisp
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Thu Sep-29-16 09:18 AM

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17. "7 year old of my brother..."
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Thu Sep-29-16 09:19 AM by willothewisp

          

So we were walking next to a busy road, so I said "Walk to the right of me" (further away from the road). He asked me why. I said "Because it's a busy road, it's dangerous".

"Plus I'm smaller too he said, they can't see me as good as they can see you."

  

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willothewisp
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18. "balloons look like ice cream n/m"
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willothewisp
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19. "a lego minifigure fits in a nostril"
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just kidding, could be though

  

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