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FLUIDJ
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"What type of -ist am I? I HATE talking to non-American customer "


  

          

service people on the phone...
with an extreme passion...
Like, the second I hear an accent that isn't American origin, my whole demeanor changes and I brace myself for an uphill battle.
I'll even hang up and try calling back in hopes of getting an American.

Do I need healing?
Am I completely a vile human because of this?
Who can I run to??



"Get ready....for your blessing....."

  

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i hate the script they're forced to follow way more
Sep 19th 2016
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YES! because if they stray from the script, all bets are off....
Sep 19th 2016
3
none it's not the accent you hate it's the social/cultural disconnect
Sep 19th 2016
2
but only in the customer service realm. In any other setting, it's a non
Sep 19th 2016
6
I can honestly say I dislike Indian accents
Sep 19th 2016
10
      Damn homie what did Indian accents ever do to you lol
Sep 19th 2016
18
           the accents taught calculus... horribly
Sep 19th 2016
20
                yeah that caste system is some shit.
Sep 19th 2016
23
it's prejudiced, but Im also guilty as charged
Sep 19th 2016
4
I'm an age-ist...i hate talkin to old/long-winded people
Sep 19th 2016
5
lol! you sound like my wife...she has ZERO patience for long winded
Sep 19th 2016
7
      my blood pressure raises and everything...it's bad
Sep 19th 2016
12
you actually hang up and call back?
Sep 19th 2016
8
Indeed.
Sep 19th 2016
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      has it ever worked?
Sep 19th 2016
11
           with FiOS and VZW all the time
Sep 19th 2016
13
           lol, why wouldn't it
Sep 19th 2016
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                AMAZON was the catalyst for this post actually lol....
Sep 19th 2016
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                because I'm under the impression they are all outsourced
Sep 19th 2016
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you, like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3o8MRyG_qs
Sep 19th 2016
14
Nothing wrong with you at all.
Sep 19th 2016
19
#buildthatwall
Sep 19th 2016
24
      I got cinderblocks and cement ready...
Sep 19th 2016
25
real talk... this is something a Trump voter would say
Sep 19th 2016
21
I just try to consider the shit they must take daily
Sep 19th 2016
22

Government Name
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1. "i hate the script they're forced to follow way more"
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FLUIDJ
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3. "YES! because if they stray from the script, all bets are off...."
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and the script is so patronizing
it's like Eddie Hascal on 10+



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Atillah Moor
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Mon Sep-19-16 12:45 PM

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2. "none it's not the accent you hate it's the social/cultural disconnect"
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Mon Sep-19-16 12:46 PM by Atillah Moor

  

          

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FLUIDJ
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Mon Sep-19-16 12:56 PM

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6. "but only in the customer service realm. In any other setting, it's a non"
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issue for me.


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legsdiamond
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Mon Sep-19-16 01:00 PM

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10. "I can honestly say I dislike Indian accents"
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shit is the worst...

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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Atillah Moor
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18. "Damn homie what did Indian accents ever do to you lol"
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legsdiamond
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20. "the accents taught calculus... horribly"
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I went to school for engineering my first year and every Indian teacher made it a horrible experience.

and then when I would go talk to them after class to try and get help I got slick talk like

"do you have a phone?"

or when I went to the hospital with my Dad a doctor asked me what I did for a living. WTF does that have to do with kidney failure?



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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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Atillah Moor
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23. "yeah that caste system is some shit. "
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Mon Sep-19-16 03:17 PM by Atillah Moor

  

          

I hope you had some words for em

  

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4. "it's prejudiced, but Im also guilty as charged"
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Im on the phone 40 hours a week, we can transfer Spanish speakers but any other foreign accents I just have to bite my tongue and work through it

  

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5. "I'm an age-ist...i hate talkin to old/long-winded people"
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I put them in the same bucket as non English customer service people

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Coolin...

  

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FLUIDJ
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7. "lol! you sound like my wife...she has ZERO patience for long winded"
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people....
AND people that talk slow



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ambient1
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12. "my blood pressure raises and everything...it's bad"
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Coolin...

  

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legsdiamond
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8. "you actually hang up and call back? "
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in hopes an American somehow picks up in India?

did I hear that correctly

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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FLUIDJ
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9. "Indeed. "
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legsdiamond
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11. "has it ever worked? "
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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FLUIDJ
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13. "with FiOS and VZW all the time"
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"Get ready....for your blessing....."

  

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15. "lol, why wouldn't it"
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American companies outsource customer support to as many "cheaper" labor markets all the time...some calls will go right to American English speakers while others will get unloaded to other support channels

Accents are difficult for me to understand sometimes and i think sometimes those reps don't understand english as well as the hiring company thinks

amazon has tried something different where they hire part-time laypeople to field calls with scripts and so forth and so far...those folks have been much worse lol

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

  

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FLUIDJ
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16. "AMAZON was the catalyst for this post actually lol...."
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They must have recently started outsourcing....because I remember I used to always get an American on the phone. I tried the call back thing 3 times today and just gave up and got on Chat instead.
At least with chat, the language barrier is somewhat lowered.




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17. "because I'm under the impression they are all outsourced"
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yall prolly had an American educated indian named Brad on the phone when you called back.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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14. "you, like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3o8MRyG_qs"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3o8MRyG_qs

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https://soundcloud.com/swageyph/yph-die-with-me

  

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19. "Nothing wrong with you at all."
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I'm exactly the same way. If I'm calling customer service, I expect that the person on the other end is going to deliver a good customer service experience.To date that hasn't happened with a non-American. The language barrier is typically the problem, but also lying to me at the beginning of the interaction pisses me off to no end. I call and some cat sounding like he's straight from Calcutta or Bangalore talmbout:

"Hello, my name is James..."

Nah dawg, your name ain't no fuckin James. You're already lying to me and you don't even know why I called.

Last week my wife got so pissed off at some Indian that she yelled at the person "I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT, I'LL BE GLAD WHEN TRUMP GET'S IN OFFICE SO THESE JOBS COME BACK OVER HERE TO AMERICANS!!!"

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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

  

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24. "#buildthatwall "
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25. "I got cinderblocks and cement ready..."
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out?
Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then?
They don't want to call for peace then.

  

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legsdiamond
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21. "real talk... this is something a Trump voter would say"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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Mynoriti
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22. "I just try to consider the shit they must take daily"
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Mon Sep-19-16 02:58 PM by Mynoriti

  

          

on some "Your name ain't "Jeff", you fucking towelhead. I want to talk to a 'merican!"

Louie CK had a good bit on that talking about he hangs up because he wants an american who's sympathetic to his white people problems, and not some Pakistani lady who has, like, real problems.
(EDIT: I see double_negative already posted the bit in 14)

  

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