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Case_One
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"Let's Discuss Bad Co-Workers.. Like the LOUD TALKER"


          

You know the person that is in the cube on the phone but is SO LOUD that you can't even think.

Like this one Eastern European lady that talks like she is yelling across a frozen lake to her friends and customers. I just want to record her on my phone and then stand up and play it for her so that she can here how LOUD she sounds.

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**clock reads 9am** "Aye....what ya'll/we doin for lunch"
Mar 18th 2016
1
lol
Mar 18th 2016
4
ol hungry hippo ass mofos...
Mar 18th 2016
5
lol! yes, or the person who wants to go to lunch at 11:15.
Apr 28th 2016
77
I go at 11:00, actually.
Jan 04th 2017
127
      *stands in this line*
Jan 04th 2017
145
           these fools are SLEEPING.
Jan 05th 2017
163
that's them "I don't eat breakfast" mofos
Jan 04th 2017
114
a person that tells you they are gonna send you an email and then tells
Mar 18th 2016
2
or when you get an email from a person& 1 second after the email arrives
Mar 18th 2016
6
add in read receipt email guy too.
Mar 18th 2016
11
      I disabled that ol BS
Mar 18th 2016
19
      ^^^^^^^^^^^exactly
Mar 19th 2016
61
Adding on: People who put the body of their e-mail in the subject line.
Jan 09th 2017
177
The ADHD Coworker
Mar 18th 2016
3
and the OCD-er
Mar 18th 2016
25
      no snark but the OCD announcers annoy me
Mar 18th 2016
31
           yup, also people that jokingly refer to themselves as
Mar 18th 2016
54
           Not to be callous, but when I dealt with people who I know for a fact
Apr 28th 2016
74
The old man who tries to spit game to new employees
Mar 18th 2016
7
the coworker that does any of these with the break room microwave:
Mar 18th 2016
8
ew at 'cooking' anything in the microwave longer than a minute
Mar 18th 2016
14
Nah, that good Chicken Pot Pie needs 7 min
Mar 18th 2016
17
huh? it's damn near impossible to heat up food at work
Mar 18th 2016
32
Eggs
Mar 18th 2016
22
Seems like we're missing an update:
Mar 18th 2016
26
      Oh he cleaned it
Mar 18th 2016
44
anyone that heats fish up at work deserves to get fired
Jan 04th 2017
115
30 minutes before my lunch...
Jan 04th 2017
151
does a lot of things but doesn't do any work person
Mar 18th 2016
9
Is this the same person that always seems like they are looking at...
Mar 18th 2016
12
we have that guy.
Mar 18th 2016
16
walkin aorund everywhere with a piece of paper
Mar 18th 2016
23
Listening to music too loud in headphones that have no isolation
Mar 18th 2016
10
Might be a passive-aggressive message to the loud talkers
Mar 18th 2016
15
better than listening to a radio on a bs station zzzzzzzz
Mar 18th 2016
24
try working next to the Free Jazz guy.
Jan 04th 2017
128
      hole up... You don't like Jazz?
Jan 07th 2017
167
           I loveJazz. But "Free" Jazz annoys me.
Jan 09th 2017
175
i have everyone u can think of
Mar 18th 2016
13
the never bring anythinger but eat everythinger
Mar 18th 2016
18
you talkin about pot lucks. which reminds me of the TASTE MY FOOD
Mar 18th 2016
21
add on to that "The Cheap ass that won't pay"
Jan 04th 2017
129
Mr. Unwanted Massage
Mar 18th 2016
20
rofl
Mar 18th 2016
27
Uh... wtf. This one sounds awfully personal lol
Mar 18th 2016
40
He's a habitual line stepper with the touching, man.
Mar 18th 2016
56
aka the linestepper, aka walking HR report
Mar 18th 2016
55
this is just ridiculous
Apr 29th 2016
87
just...Nosey for no doggone reason coworkers
Mar 18th 2016
28
or tryin to find out your personal business
Mar 18th 2016
30
The Irrelevant Interjecter
Jan 04th 2017
102
Loud chewers. Gum, food, you got to hear all of it being chomped on.
Mar 18th 2016
29
OK Real: which coworker are YOU?
Mar 18th 2016
33
I'm the complainer
Mar 18th 2016
34
you're the type that always insists on bending my ear with all that
Mar 18th 2016
37
      yo, did u see how the boss just up and........
Mar 18th 2016
39
I'm the "How can we do it Better, Simpler, Streamline" Guy
Mar 18th 2016
41
RE: I'm the "How can we do it Better, Simpler, Streamline" Guy
Mar 18th 2016
43
I was taught if you complain have a solution to back it up
Mar 18th 2016
52
see...you're a GOOD co-worker for that,
Jan 04th 2017
130
RE: OK Real: which coworker are YOU?
Mar 18th 2016
45
RE: OK Real: which coworker are YOU?
Mar 18th 2016
46
      RE: OK Real: which coworker are YOU?
Mar 18th 2016
47
the screen minimizer
Mar 18th 2016
48
aka "The OKP-er" ,LOL. Me too.
Jan 04th 2017
131
The quiet, brooding guy
Mar 18th 2016
49
Character assassin
Mar 18th 2016
50
the dude that wants to be left alone to work
Mar 19th 2016
60
the guy who promises he can do everything, then can't :-(
Apr 28th 2016
71
oh..I'm MR WOKE.
Jan 04th 2017
106
I'm the morale-lifter
Jan 04th 2017
107
the headphones on all day
Jan 04th 2017
116
^
Jan 04th 2017
134
Sarcastic to the point of being an asshole. I'm that guy.
Jan 04th 2017
121
i've put fish in the wave before, no fucks given
Jan 04th 2017
147
THE ONE WHO ALWAYS TALKIN BOUT WORKIN OUT AFTER WORK
Mar 18th 2016
35
stupid stories that go nowhere
Mar 19th 2016
59
I had a co-worker go to the government's unclaimed money
Mar 18th 2016
36
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/17433826.jpg
Mar 18th 2016
38
Does he forward emails from wealthy Nigerian princes too?
Mar 18th 2016
57
we fired the secretary who did this
Mar 21st 2016
67
I dislike the, "But, We've ALWAYS do it THIS WAY" person.
Mar 18th 2016
42
^^^^
Jan 04th 2017
122
The ones who press you for conversations on subjects
Mar 18th 2016
51
im loud af, customers get my hype too which makes it worse
Mar 18th 2016
53
the people who start talking before i take my headphones off
Mar 19th 2016
58
If I have to point to my headphones more than once,
Mar 21st 2016
65
^^^
Jan 04th 2017
117
ITG...Inappropriate Touch Guy
Mar 20th 2016
62
the people who talk too much, too early
Mar 20th 2016
63
I have TWO of those...
Jan 04th 2017
123
Put on my perfume when I get to my desk lady
Mar 21st 2016
64
A lady here used to wear the strongest perfume I've ever experienced
Apr 28th 2016
73
The guy that picks up a hobby every two weeks
Mar 21st 2016
66
coworker asked me if I do jujitsu
Mar 21st 2016
68
The Extreme Television Watcher. Dude Ask me about TV shows Errday!
Mar 21st 2016
69
subset: The Reality TV Girlz
Jan 04th 2017
104
      I know a DUDE like that.
Jan 04th 2017
133
           *trump gesture* "SAD!"
Jan 05th 2017
166
The Foot Dragger
Apr 28th 2016
70
Ain't nothing sexy of cute about a Foot Dragger
Apr 28th 2016
72
I bet she wears slippers to grocery stores
Apr 28th 2016
75
Ugh...
Apr 28th 2016
78
Got a dude at my job like that
Jan 04th 2017
108
The Ice Cruncher, The Gum Popper/Smacker, The Long Winded Coworker
Apr 28th 2016
76
^^^^^^Smooth Da Hustla^^^^^^^
Apr 29th 2016
82
      Whatever happened to Smooth Da Hustla?
Apr 29th 2016
84
      He says he fell back to take care of his son. His son's mother passed
Apr 29th 2016
88
           I can understand that
May 02nd 2016
90
      lol
Jan 04th 2017
110
The Co-Worker who always got something to say.
Apr 28th 2016
79
Sounds like a nightmare
Apr 28th 2016
80
It's awful. It's like she's giving a Speech to the Masses!
Apr 29th 2016
85
people who put their conference calls on speaker phone in an open office
Apr 28th 2016
81
Well, sometimes it's necessary.
Apr 29th 2016
86
girl who starts every conversation with MY BOYFRIEND
Apr 29th 2016
83
Young lady at my job has a couples photo as PC wallpaper
Jan 07th 2017
173
Deion Sanders & Brett Favre.
May 01st 2016
89
I did it better guy/gal...
May 02nd 2016
91
lmao.
May 02nd 2016
92
yo, this person sits right next to me
May 02nd 2016
93
The Long Packer
May 02nd 2016
94
Fam, this irks the heck out of me
Jan 04th 2017
109
word. Coat and backpack. 30 seconds, tops...
Jan 04th 2017
125
The Fake Protester.
May 02nd 2016
95
The Capet Bomber Farter.
May 02nd 2016
96
THE LOUD and Annoying CELL PHONE RING
May 02nd 2016
97
The Dirty Microwave Bandit - Never cover their food
May 02nd 2016
98
The Cat that smells like Bus Seats
May 02nd 2016
99
Wild Hundi
May 02nd 2016
100
The person who's opening and closing their desk drawers constantly.
Jan 04th 2017
101
Stank breath dude at my job be killing me
Jan 04th 2017
103
The LOUD Potato Chip Eater
Jan 04th 2017
105
The "cut through your cube area" coworker
Jan 04th 2017
111
lol yo my cube neighbor put stuff in the walkway so people would
Jan 04th 2017
112
haha dude, the visuals i got from all of this made me laugh out loud.
Jan 04th 2017
113
Dude wanted to see if he still had it.. lol
Jan 04th 2017
119
lmao
Jan 04th 2017
148
LMAO!!!!
Jan 05th 2017
162
This is me! Why? Because I work here! And I like Shortcuts
Jan 04th 2017
118
the "Call in when he KNOWS we're short-handed" guy
Jan 04th 2017
120
people selling shit for their kids. EVERY WEEK.
Jan 04th 2017
124
The e-mail dry snitcher
Jan 04th 2017
126
^^^^^^^
Jan 04th 2017
135
that's when you reply all with some snark
Jan 04th 2017
136
Yep.
Jan 04th 2017
139
yep
Jan 08th 2017
174
the spraying too much perfume/colonge directly on their clothes co-worke...
Jan 04th 2017
132
the make shit harder than it needs to be guy.
Jan 04th 2017
137
3 coworkers talked about a plan of action for their meeting
Jan 04th 2017
138
LOL...
Jan 04th 2017
141
Guy that listens to the radio all day with no headphones.
Jan 04th 2017
140
The Absent Complainer. The one that goes silent when -
Jan 04th 2017
142
The anonymous letter complainer.
Jan 04th 2017
143
Oh, yeah. I don't like them either
Jan 04th 2017
144
Haha
Jan 04th 2017
149
      You known I'm dying to debate the merit of that letter
Jan 04th 2017
150
           haha man that shit would burn me up.
Jan 05th 2017
153
non-technology using mofos
Jan 04th 2017
146
the "I can't log in...my password doesn't work" person.
Jan 05th 2017
154
Id take a Loud Talker over a Loud Breather..
Jan 05th 2017
152
Man, I was coming to post about the literal mouth breather near me
Jan 05th 2017
156
The Cologne King
Jan 05th 2017
155
this dude that sat a few cubes over from me
Jan 05th 2017
159
We have one. You can tell when he's *been* here.
Jan 05th 2017
160
The dramatic sickly coworker
Jan 05th 2017
157
or they're setting up the call-in for the next day.
Jan 05th 2017
161
The never take a day off or take lunch worker
Jan 05th 2017
158
the 'unfriendly' coworker
Jan 05th 2017
164
That guy would love to say hi if people could also say hi...and just say...
Jan 07th 2017
168
      Those people are easy to get rid of --
Jan 07th 2017
169
      RE: Those people are easy to get rid of --
Jan 07th 2017
170
      you know this was a joke regarding your unfriendly post, right?
Jan 07th 2017
171
           Yes. I was playing along like you wrote the letter
Jan 07th 2017
172
People who stand outside the bathroom door and have conversations
Jan 05th 2017
165
or worse, while you're *IN* the bathroom.
Jan 09th 2017
176

ambient1
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1. "**clock reads 9am** "Aye....what ya'll/we doin for lunch""
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Coolin...

  

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Big Kuntry
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4. "lol"
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BigJazz
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5. "ol hungry hippo ass mofos..."
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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

  

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Binladen
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77. "lol! yes, or the person who wants to go to lunch at 11:15."
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127. "I go at 11:00, actually."
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no lines, and I get off early in the day, so 11 is in the middle of the day for me.


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Back again for the first time.

  

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145. "*stands in this line*"
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Shogun
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163. "these fools are SLEEPING."
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First order on the grill is MINE. Fresh and hot.

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Back again for the first time.

  

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114. "that's them "I don't eat breakfast" mofos"
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Maybe if you at least had a bagel you wouldn't be starving at 9 am

  

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2. "a person that tells you they are gonna send you an email and then tells"
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you the body of the email.

or

the one that sends an email and explains what they just sent an email about it.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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6. "or when you get an email from a person& 1 second after the email arrives"
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the person is standing beside you telling about the very thing contained in the email that you've only had 1 second to read...

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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

  

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veritas
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11. "add in read receipt email guy too."
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Fuck you and your desire to know exactly when I opened your horseshit email.

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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Paps_Smear
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19. "I disabled that ol BS"
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Doesn't even show up for me when someone requires a read receipt so they never get one for me.

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61. "^^^^^^^^^^^exactly"
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piss off

<-Fear Ameer

  

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177. "Adding on: People who put the body of their e-mail in the subject line."
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flipnile
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3. "The ADHD Coworker"
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Fri Mar-18-16 10:30 AM by flipnile

          

Shit it irritating-as-hell. Dude that sits near me is like this. I'm talking not more than 45-60 seconds between this dude spinning in his chair; or getting up, walking a few steps and sitting back down; or rolling himself and his chair from one park of his cube to another. Zero chill. Glad he's going out for paternity leave in a few, and I hope fatherhood takes some of the starch out when he comes back.

  

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25. "and the OCD-er"
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>Shit it irritating-as-hell. Dude that sits near me is like
>this. I'm talking not more than 45-60 seconds between this
>dude spinning in his chair; or getting up, walking a few steps
>and sitting back down; or rolling himself and his chair from
>one park of his cube to another. Zero chill. Glad he's going
>out for paternity leave in a few, and I hope fatherhood takes
>some of the starch out when he comes back.

  

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31. "no snark but the OCD announcers annoy me"
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prolly cause I lived with one for years and find it odd how people giggle about having it.

That shit ain't funny or fun if you really have it.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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GriftyMcgrift
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54. "yup, also people that jokingly refer to themselves as"
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alcoholic or border line alcoholic


as some badge of honor or something


nah b, get help

  

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74. "Not to be callous, but when I dealt with people who I know for a fact "
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>prolly cause I lived with one for years and find it odd how
>people giggle about having it.
>
>That shit ain't funny or fun if you really have it.
>
>

are dealing with OCD, it made me question those people who jokingly claimed it. I've seen how OCD can be really stressful. So I feel like the people who jokingly announce it are saying "I have really annoying & disruptive habits, and I don't plan on changing them". I don't assume that they actually have OCD.
But on the flip I don't know enough about OCD to understand the levels, maybe they do have it too.

  

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legsdiamond
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7. "The old man who tries to spit game to new employees"
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"your last name butter"

cause her first name is Shea

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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8. "the coworker that does any of these with the break room microwave:"
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*burns popcorn

*heats up fish

*cooks shit so frozen that it takes 25 minutes to finish cooking

*doesn't cover their food so it splatters all over

*puts in food then walks away. it DINGS saying it's done but they're still not back. now i'm the jerk for removing that nasty lookin food you left in there too long

*heats up smelly regional/ethnic food



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14. "ew at 'cooking' anything in the microwave longer than a minute "
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uncouth shit

  

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Case_One
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17. "Nah, that good Chicken Pot Pie needs 7 min"
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legsdiamond
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32. "huh? it's damn near impossible to heat up food at work"
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in under a minute.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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22. "Eggs"
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Fri Mar-18-16 12:36 PM by Paps_Smear

  

          

Dude that doesn't even work directly with us comes in to use our microwave. My section has its own microwave right in here with us. While no one was paying attention he puts hard boiled eggs in the microwave and leaves out to go do something.

We hear them shots go off, the eggs exploded all in the microwave. Dude comes in pissed that his food is ruined, takes some paper towels and wipes it out just a little then walks out.

I go find some cleaner and bigger roll of paper towels, walk over to his desk and sets them down and I tell him he missed some spots. This was 4 days ago.

Oh, and fish too. Warm up that ish somewhere else.

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flipnile
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26. "Seems like we're missing an update:"
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>I go find some cleaner and bigger roll of paper towels, walk
>over to his desk and sets them down and I tell him he missed
>some spots.

>This was 4 days ago.

He clean that shit up, or are the supplies still sitting on his desk getting dusty?

Real talk, if he didn't clean it up then that's grounds for everyone to band together and deny him use. That shit is trifling.

  

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44. "Oh he cleaned it"
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He was pissed while doing it but we ice grilled him the entire time. This was his second strike too. The first strike happened when we forgot to lock the door to our section of the office. He strolled in and microwaved some popcorn and walked away. Burned up big time and had our entire section stinking.

We forgave him but never really said he couldn't use it again ever. This second strike was all it took, he gets no 3rd. Now he has to walk his ass all the way to another side of the building to microwave his shit.

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115. "anyone that heats fish up at work deserves to get fired"
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on sight, like call security clean your desk out now type shit
FOH

  

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151. "30 minutes before my lunch..."
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I'm that dude that hits up the good conventional toaster oven and wraps all my food in aluminum foil or in a pyrex container.
eff a microwave!!
I have folks HEATED when I break out three course home-cooked meals hot from the oven and they have to eat their lukewarm radiation frozen lunches.

I'm a sophisticated type of petty.

"The more a country produces..the richer it is...the better it should take care of it's people. - Dr. Aleida Guevara"

  

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veritas
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9. "does a lot of things but doesn't do any work person"
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You know the one.

Always seems to be doing something.

Never seems to be doing actual work.

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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flipnile
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12. "Is this the same person that always seems like they are looking at..."
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...what YOU'RE doing, and you realize "If you always seem to be noticing what I'm doing, then you CAN'T be doing shit yourself"

  

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16. "we have that guy."
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he sits next to me. he's always counting other people's tasks.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

  

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23. "walkin aorund everywhere with a piece of paper"
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like its something official but its probably crossword puzzles printed

  

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10. "Listening to music too loud in headphones that have no isolation"
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AKA Apple earbuds. The whole office has to listen to your awful music or put their own headphones on just to avoid it.

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15. "Might be a passive-aggressive message to the loud talkers"
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I used to bring my big headphones in and blast music because I got tired of hearing people's stupid conversations, them banging on the keyboards, crunching chips or slurping coffee. Only reason I switched is because I don't like people knowing what I listen to, lol.

  

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rdhull
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24. "better than listening to a radio on a bs station zzzzzzzz"
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128. "try working next to the Free Jazz guy. "
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we can listen to music out loud, as long as it doesn't disturb anybody else. But this asshole listens to horrible free jazz music all the time.

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167. "hole up... You don't like Jazz?"
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175. "I loveJazz. But "Free" Jazz annoys me."
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It just sounds like dudes beating on instruments.

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13. "i have everyone u can think of"
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i work in a call center

  

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18. "the never bring anythinger but eat everythinger"
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non contributing mutherfuckas

  

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21. "you talkin about pot lucks. which reminds me of the TASTE MY FOOD"
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mofos that make some weird shit or they make shit that's normal but their version looks weird and they put it on a plate and walk up to you and give it to you and stand there staring at you waiting for you to taste them and feed the ego with the lie you'll offer to avoid telling them their food aint good...at all

***
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129. "add on to that "The Cheap ass that won't pay""
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We have that guy here. Always jumps in line when it's free, but never puts in a dime when we all order a catered meal.

I've actually *heard* him say? "is it free? No? Aww, well fuck that. I don't want that shit..."


A former manager used to let him sneak and eat after everybody had a plate, but we got wise to it, and started wrapping shit up before he could make his move.

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20. "Mr. Unwanted Massage"
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I'm tense because you're touching me, Gary.

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27. "rofl "
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______________________________________

Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

  

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40. "Uh... wtf. This one sounds awfully personal lol"
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56. "He's a habitual line stepper with the touching, man."
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All the females we work with are ghey or married, so I know if someone's trying to rub my shoulders unsolicited, it's him.

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55. "aka the linestepper, aka walking HR report"
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87. "this is just ridiculous"
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“So back we go to these questions — friendship, character… ethics.”

  

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28. "just...Nosey for no doggone reason coworkers"
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....I'm typin and you're looking over my shoulder at my screen....come around asking me about stuff on my desk, just cause you're nosey.... I talking to a client and here you come busting in the convo with your thoughts.... I'm on a site/email/whatever, and you literally stop and read my screen....c'mon son....

"yes, sometimes my rhymes are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hos should know i'm tryin to correct it"- hiphopopotamus

  

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rdhull
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30. "or tryin to find out your personal business"
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>....I'm typin and you're looking over my shoulder at my
>screen....come around asking me about stuff on my desk, just
>cause you're nosey.... I talking to a client and here you come
>busting in the convo with your thoughts.... I'm on a
>site/email/whatever, and you literally stop and read my
>screen....c'mon son....

  

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102. "The Irrelevant Interjecter"
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you're talking to one co-worker and another one jumps in with her UNSOLICITED, IRRELEVANT ANECDOTE:

"...that reminds me of the one time me and my play-mom went to Greece. It was SO beautiful, the water was GORGEOUS!!.."


(0_o) How is that relevant to the tragic hero archetype in a Greek play, bish?!

IG: amadu_me

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29. "Loud chewers. Gum, food, you got to hear all of it being chomped on."
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______________________________________

Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

  

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33. "OK Real: which coworker are YOU?"
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34. "I'm the complainer"
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about the work site, fucked up employees, conditions

lol

  

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37. "you're the type that always insists on bending my ear with all that"
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because i'm the type to listen and let you vent rather than tell you to shut your complaining ass up.

the thing that bugs me is that i never take sides. i'm pretty much like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

and still, people insist on telling me every gripe the have...


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39. "yo, did u see how the boss just up and........"
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>because i'm the type to listen and let you vent rather than
>tell you to shut your complaining ass up.
>
>the thing that bugs me is that i never take sides. i'm pretty
>much like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>
>and still, people insist on telling me every gripe the
>have...
>
>
>***
>I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

  

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41. "I'm the "How can we do it Better, Simpler, Streamline" Guy"
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I complain, but I bring solutions to the table.


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43. "RE: I'm the "How can we do it Better, Simpler, Streamline" Guy"
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>I complain, but I bring solutions to the table.

I do too. Im not a complainer chicken just runnin around lol. And the solutions are easy and obvious but folks be lazy to take initiative etc

  

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52. "I was taught if you complain have a solution to back it up"
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130. "see...you're a GOOD co-worker for that,"
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>I complain, but I bring solutions to the table.
>


same here. My boss actually said in a meeting once: "well, I know it's a good plan if (me) isn't complaining"

I was flattered and offended at the same time.


My shit be on point though.

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45. "RE: OK Real: which coworker are YOU?"
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I'm the in@9am, out@5pm guy who doesn't talk about my life outside of this job and doesn't make water cooler talk

I'm also the reason the coffee is empty cuz I'm on my 5th cup

  

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46. "RE: OK Real: which coworker are YOU?"
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>I'm the in@9am, out@5pm guy who doesn't talk about my life
>outside of this job and doesn't make water cooler talk
>
>I'm also the reason the coffee is empty cuz I'm on my 5th cup


lol yo..5 cups?
dont you get jittery and have to shit a lot?

  

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47. "RE: OK Real: which coworker are YOU?"
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>>I'm the in@9am, out@5pm guy who doesn't talk about my life
>>outside of this job and doesn't make water cooler talk
>>
>>I'm also the reason the coffee is empty cuz I'm on my 5th
>cup
>
>
>lol yo..5 cups?
>dont you get jittery and have to shit a lot?

I think I've been a coffee addict for so long that my shit frequency is normal. But there are some days when I can tell I've had 1 cup too many... usually wednesdays...lol

  

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48. "the screen minimizer"
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=======================================
Coolin...

  

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131. "aka "The OKP-er" ,LOL. Me too."
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ESPN dot com, OKP, and Twitter. all on a 2-inch by 4-inch window.


Ya'll don't need to see what I'm doing.


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49. "The quiet, brooding guy"
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Not really brooding tho, but I'm a computer programmer and would rather not talk about anything that doesn't involve systems logic at work. All of the other programmers are introverts, but for some reason people think I'm not and probably think I'm mean when I act like one.

  

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50. "Character assassin "
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______________________________________

Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

  

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60. "the dude that wants to be left alone to work"
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and not bothered, quiet as a church mouse

no bullshit stories and small talk, no fucking phone calls where an email would suffice, no redirects on my day without a well thought out plan to support it

<-Fear Ameer

  

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71. "the guy who promises he can do everything, then can't :-("
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106. "oh..I'm MR WOKE. "
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chicks really like my tin foil hat, too.

*pops collar*

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107. "I'm the morale-lifter"
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I'm kinda new around here, but I try and put together a lot of team-building stuff. I bring food. Play Christmas music. All that. Ain't even ashamed of it because these mofos are stiff.




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116. "the headphones on all day "
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aka go play somewhere, I'm busy (c)

People come in my spot on some "yo so last night..."
me: yeah I gotta get back to this TPS report, tell me all about it later

  

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134. "^"
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121. "Sarcastic to the point of being an asshole. I'm that guy."
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147. "i've put fish in the wave before, no fucks given"
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shit was good too

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If life is stupendous one cannot also demand that it should be easy. - Robert Musil

  

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35. "THE ONE WHO ALWAYS TALKIN BOUT WORKIN OUT AFTER WORK"
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1) i don't care
2) why you got enough energy after work to go work out?
3) bitch i dont care

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No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. (c) HL Mencken or some other motherfucker.

  

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59. "stupid stories that go nowhere"
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Sat Mar-19-16 07:29 PM by DeepAztheRoot

  

          

no I don't give a damn that your package arrived a day early

that you are going home to clean the bathroom

miss me with that, i don't care

you try to be polite but at some point it is best to not respond and enable it

<-Fear Ameer

  

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36. "I had a co-worker go to the government's unclaimed money"
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website, typing in all of our names and telling us about old accounts from unclaimed money that were there. He was even asking about people's ex-spouses and typing their names in, and was thinking he was putting us on to something. Asking about old places we lived in.

Mind yo business.

  

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38. "http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/17433826.jpg"
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http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/17433826.jpg


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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

  

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57. "Does he forward emails from wealthy Nigerian princes too?"
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67. "we fired the secretary who did this"
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not because she did it but it was pretty much all we needed to prove she was dumb as fuck.



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42. "I dislike the, "But, We've ALWAYS do it THIS WAY" person."
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122. "^^^^"
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___________

Back again for the first time.

  

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51. "The ones who press you for conversations on subjects "
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they clearly know next to nothing about and refuse to let it go despite your attempts to avoid the discussion and then proceed to argue well documented facts on things that you follow in real time with vague opinions.

I can’t decide what’s worse in this situation: politics or sports.
I just sat here listening to the two women next to me talk about what a nice, humble guy Kobe is while they talk about how absurd it is that such a big deal is being made about his retirement.

I couldn’t contain my laughter. I asked how closely she’d followed his career, the sport of basketball in general, and where she gets this information from. She cited “documentaries”, but couldn’t name one. I asked if either were Muse or Kobe Doing Work, and she had never heard of either. I asked what books or magazines she’d read over the years and she said “Sports Illustrated”.

Oh, alright. I get it. I’m out…..

Or not. She pressed on about how humble and nice he is during games and interviews. I explained that he’s been notoriously mean to reporters over the years despite current appearances. She said that reporters deserve it.

I asked what reporters she followed or even read and she dismissed reporters “because paparazzi are just out to get you”. I explained that there is a huge difference between a journalist and paparazzi and explained the difference between serious, ethical reporting and journalism, drive time radio pundits, small to mid level bloggers, and paparazzi aaaaaand she said they were all the same and there was no difference. So I asked if none of these information sources could be trusted, what information does she use in forming such a strong opinion to the contrary?

Again, she cited “documentaries”.

Again… that was my cue to drop the subject but NOPE she and the other pressed on, citing her husband being a big Lakers fan.

I basically just said this isn’t really a matter of opinion or debate and that anyone who has even passively followed his career would laugh at the idea that he’s generally a humble or nice guy. Then she said someone must like him otherwise they wouldn’t be making such a big deal out of his retirement.

Silence. Cool. It seems we’re finished.

Then……. after defending the 1996 public image of Kobe Bryant, she went in on how ridiculous it is that they’re making such a big deal of his retirement and said he needed to “get over himself, the world doesn’t revolve around him, it’s just a game”.

Sigh. I can’t even begin to sort through how ridiculous this conversation is and I’m mad at myself for indulging this nitwit.

I just shrugged and put my headphones back on.

  

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53. "im loud af, customers get my hype too which makes it worse"
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we have a standing rule in the office

FEEL FREE TO TELL GRIFTY TO STFU IF HES BEING LOUD


former theater nerd and a goalkeeper so my voice carries alot

  

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58. "the people who start talking before i take my headphones off"
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you see them on my fucking head, you know i can't hear shit your saying when I have em on.

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65. "If I have to point to my headphones more than once,"
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We might have to rumble

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117. "^^^"
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I'm listening to questlove supreme, ain't got time for your BS, FOH

  

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62. "ITG...Inappropriate Touch Guy"
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The guy who's always walking up behind people giving folks shoulder rubs and massages. That creepy fucker who has the patchy beard, is half bald and looks like he drives a white van with no windows...yeah I work with THAT guy.

AND he doesn't wash his hands consistently and that freaks me out. So I've learned to keep facing him when I know he's coming because if your back is to him your rubbed on by a dude.

  

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63. "the people who talk too much, too early"
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I like to ease into the day and don't care about anything but my coffee at first.

  

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123. "I have TWO of those..."
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___________

Back again for the first time.

  

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64. "Put on my perfume when I get to my desk lady"
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who sprays the entire bottle on and I messed up my nails let fix them lady. I hate you both with a passion and I sit right next to you.

these people for me are one in the same! oooh I hate her!

"Holier than thou never sits well with me."(c)janey

"OKP spends way too much time looking for ways to be offended." ~legsdiamond


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73. "A lady here used to wear the strongest perfume I've ever experienced"
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She put it on at home, but it was so strong it would sting you nose just from the trail in the hallway she left. She's a smoker, so I've wondered if she can really smell herself. She's toned it down the past few months tho.

  

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66. "The guy that picks up a hobby every two weeks"
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And then shares it with all of us.

Cat went to Vegas and caught magic show while out there. Came back and was David Copperfield for two weeks testing out card tricks on us and trying to cut a nigga in half and whatnot.

Work out phase he was bringing in P90X calendars and burning us bootlegs of the workout trying to get us on the program. Few weeks later he right back to eating bad and sleeping at work.

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I only play the games that I win at -
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68. "coworker asked me if I do jujitsu"
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why? ionno

I don't have a kung fu vibe

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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69. "The Extreme Television Watcher. Dude Ask me about TV shows Errday!"
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I have hella work to do. And this dude has nothing to do but fake moves all day. But he always ask me about TV shows while im about to break my hands on all of these projects.

I Swear I want to just say, "AYO!, My Dude! DO YOU SEE ALL OF THESE PROJECT ON MY BOARD? Non of them say NetFlix, HBO, HuLu, AMC, etc."
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104. "subset: The Reality TV Girlz"
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"ooooh GIRL!! Did you see Love and Hip Hop (insert state) lass nite??!!"


"Well you KNOW Lamar had crack, heron, and pedialyte in his bloodstream. I saw THAT on TMZ."

" I don't know WHY Kanye married THAT bitxh..."

IG: amadu_me

"...Whateva, man..." (c) Redman

  

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133. "I know a DUDE like that."
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watches all that shit, and gossips like a teenaged girl.

Even if we're talking about sports, he takes the TMZ route.

"Jimmy Butler dropped 50 the other night..."

him: "You KNOW who his baby-mama is right?!?!?"


We've pretty much left him out of most of the Guy Circle stuff.

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Back again for the first time.

  

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166. "*trump gesture* "SAD!""
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IG: amadu_me

"...Whateva, man..." (c) Redman

  

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70. "The Foot Dragger"
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She started working here in the Fall. Nice girl, but she drags her feet when she walks and it's annoying as fuck.

  

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72. "Ain't nothing sexy of cute about a Foot Dragger"
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75. "I bet she wears slippers to grocery stores"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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78. "Ugh..."
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flipnile
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108. "Got a dude at my job like that"
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Dude must run through shoes, because I can hear him coming from down the hall.

  

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76. "The Ice Cruncher, The Gum Popper/Smacker, The Long Winded Coworker"
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The Gossiper.

  

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82. "^^^^^^Smooth Da Hustla^^^^^^^"
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84. "Whatever happened to Smooth Da Hustla?"
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88. "He says he fell back to take care of his son. His son's mother passed"
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suddenly from an anuerysm. He talks about it at 9:25 of this interview.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPkbpVbVNtM

  

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90. "I can understand that"
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flipnile
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110. "lol"
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Binladen
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79. "The Co-Worker who always got something to say."
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80. "Sounds like a nightmare"
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>You know the person that is in the cube on the phone but is
>SO LOUD that you can't even think.
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>Like this one Eastern European lady that talks like she is
>yelling across a frozen lake to her friends and customers. I
>just want to record her on my phone and then stand up and play
>it for her so that she can here how LOUD she sounds.
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Get one of those sound meter apps so you can show her that she's the same volume as a jet engine.

Too bad you're a Christian, otherwise you could start an office pool to bet on how many decibels she'll hit during each phone call.

Just IMO though.

  

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85. "It's awful. It's like she's giving a Speech to the Masses!"
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81. "people who put their conference calls on speaker phone in an open office"
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86. "Well, sometimes it's necessary. "
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83. "girl who starts every conversation with MY BOYFRIEND "
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don't worry

I wasn't tryin to bang you anyway Tricia

  

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173. "Young lady at my job has a couples photo as PC wallpaper"
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A big photo of her and her dude hugged up in front of a house. It's on the second monitor (that she doesn't use) so it's always visible. It's like the non-verbal version of what you described.

  

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89. "Deion Sanders & Brett Favre."
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One comes from all the way across the office/call floor to interject himself into the conversation.

One won't leave his seat and wants to talk over the top of 10 cubicles and 4 people around.

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Bluesky: @rulerofmyself.bsky.social
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91. "I did it better guy/gal..."
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no matter what you or anyone else who is talking has/have done/seen...this person has done it better, longer, on a higher level OR seen/experienced it to a greater degree. If neither of those, then they know someone who has. You don't even have to be talking to them...if they hear it, they will be there.

Coworker A: "Yeah, my brother just got back from Iraq"

IDIB guy/gal: "Oh, my _______ was in Iraq when they caught Bin Ladin. He was the one who put the bag over his head"

Coworker B: "I really love this new Buick I got recently and it was less than 20k fully loaded."

IDIB guy/gal: "Yeah, I looked at one of those...they offered me $5,000 off plus OnStar free for 300 years. I didn't really like the interior, though"

...I'm from the era when A.I. was the answer, now they think ai is the answer - Marlon Craft

  

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92. "lmao."
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hahahahaha

>IDIB guy/gal: "Oh, my _______ was in Iraq when they caught
>Bin Ladin. He was the one who put the bag over his head"
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93. "yo, this person sits right next to me"
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doesn't matter what the topic is she isn't really listening to your words. She just hears one or 2 of them and jumps in with her own story.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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94. "The Long Packer"
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The co-worker who seems to take a legit 5 - 10 minutes to pack their shit up as they're preparing to leave for the day. That shouldn't take longer than 40 seconds, tops.

  

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109. "Fam, this irks the heck out of me"
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Dude by me seems like it takes 10 minutes to finish getting ready to leave once he's started. Can't figure out why it takes that long to put on his coat and grab his bag.

The one that's worse to me is the dude that takes way too long to wash his hands in the bathroom. Dudes loitering in the bathroom at work...

  

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125. "word. Coat and backpack. 30 seconds, tops..."
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___________

Back again for the first time.

  

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95. "The Fake Protester. "
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You know the type. They talk all this crap about what's wrong with the company, products, management, processes, etc. And they do all the boosting and putting their foot down, but when it comes to speaking up in the team meeting this person DON'T SAY ANYTHNG. NADA. In fact that FLIP the SCRIPT and GET QUIET AS A SNAIL.
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96. "The Capet Bomber Farter. "
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97. "THE LOUD and Annoying CELL PHONE RING"
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That fool that don't know how to use the vibrate option.
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98. "The Dirty Microwave Bandit - Never cover their food"
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99. "The Cat that smells like Bus Seats"
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100. "Wild Hundi "
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101. "The person who's opening and closing their desk drawers constantly."
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There this constant sound of metal drawers slamming closed all the time.

  

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103. "Stank breath dude at my job be killing me"
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105. "The LOUD Potato Chip Eater "
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111. "The "cut through your cube area" coworker"
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I'm in a little group of 4 cubes. There is a walkway on either side of this square. Folks cut through tho, and I stay wanting to trip folks. At least 50-60 times a day, by mad different coworkers.

It's like someone cutting across your lawn to get to the next street over... this sposta be OUR little area. About to barricade this joint.

  

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112. "lol yo my cube neighbor put stuff in the walkway so people would"
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stop cutting across...they just started stepping over.

Now we got an empty bankers box on top of an old toner carton, and a garbage can on top of the bankers box. Its like 3.5 feet high. One dude tried to hop over and knocked everything down. I was pissed cause it fell on my side. He was mad apologetic tho and picked everything up. Homegirl was like you know it takes less energy to walk around then to leap over the boxes smh.

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113. "haha dude, the visuals i got from all of this made me laugh out loud."
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119. "Dude wanted to see if he still had it.. lol"
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He didnt

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148. "lmao"
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I'm picturing dude like: http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1619448/81821765.gif

I tried something similar with the little recycle bins we have, but there is just too much space to go around them.

  

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162. "LMAO!!!!"
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118. "This is me! Why? Because I work here! And I like Shortcuts "
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120. "the "Call in when he KNOWS we're short-handed" guy"
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asshole.

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124. "people selling shit for their kids. EVERY WEEK."
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I don't mind if it's some shit I can use, like the random chocolate bar, girl scout cookies, or whatever. But when they come with those big ass books full of overpriced wrapping paper and other assorted bullshit, it gets old. They prey on you, because you feel like an asshole for not "helping with a fundraiser".


I don't have kids, so I don't get any return on all this bullshit.

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126. "The e-mail dry snitcher"
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Rather than just give you a message the e-mail has to go to you, while cc'ing your project manager, regional manager, and anybody else mildly related to show they're doing their job, but you're not doing yours. All the while you've already handled the situation and bringing everyone else in was absolutely unnecessary

<-- Dave Thomas knows what's up...
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135. "^^^^^^^"
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136. "that's when you reply all with some snark"
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"i did that 3 days ago, have you finished the other job we discussed in the last meeting?"

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139. "Yep. "
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>"i did that 3 days ago, have you finished the other job we
>discussed in the last meeting?"


Or I get REAL slick with it:

This
Is
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174. "yep"
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and those dipshits are the first to never CC people when they rarely offer praise for a job well done

<-Fear Ameer

  

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132. "the spraying too much perfume/colonge directly on their clothes co-worke..."
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137. "the make shit harder than it needs to be guy."
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every project of his turns into a problem. where as we all have issues periodically dealing with software and clients. literally everything he touches turns to shit.

then he'll complain to us. so we laff at him while giving suggestions on how to handle it differently.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

  

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138. "3 coworkers talked about a plan of action for their meeting"
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they were waiting for the boss to get out another meeting and one coworker was like "we should do XYZ, that's the plan.

as soon as the conference door opened they went to talk to the boss and the loudmouth was like "bye yall.. let me know how it goes"



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141. "LOL... "
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140. "Guy that listens to the radio all day with no headphones."
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Just plays it. Like, "I know you all want to hear the radio...right."

Goes to meetings. Leaves the room. And just leaves it on.

<---https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DL9AVTQ

  

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142. "The Absent Complainer. The one that goes silent when - "
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it's time to speak up about an issue after you've all talked about the issue. I hate these people because they will leave you out to get shot alone.


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143. "The anonymous letter complainer."
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The one who wants to make vague, baseless accusations about people but doesn't want to actually defend and stand by those words.

  

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144. "Oh, yeah. I don't like them either"
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149. "Haha "
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150. "You known I'm dying to debate the merit of that letter"
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And I want them to substantiate it with clear examples and context.

It's nagging me now. Not the accusations, but the lack of opportunity to defend myself against the person who wrote the letter, even by proxy. It's not even actionable but it's maddening lol.

  

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153. "haha man that shit would burn me up."
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i'd try my best to laugh it off i guess, because it's pretty juvenile and petty.

  

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146. "non-technology using mofos"
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that have questions about all things technology

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"though time has passed, im still the future" (c) black thought

  

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154. "the "I can't log in...my password doesn't work" person."
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yep. Keep locking yourself out. Every...other...day.

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152. "Id take a Loud Talker over a Loud Breather.."
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Cuz holy shit. Ive got a big ole country white boy sitting next to me that sounds like he has asthma every day.

yupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyupyup

  

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156. "Man, I was coming to post about the literal mouth breather near me"
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He fits the same description as your coworker, too. For a sec I was about to ask if you work with me, lol.

He has that husky barrel shape, and I swear every few seconds I gotta hear him breathing (through his mouth). Don't know if he has medical issue or what, but to me that shit is annoying-as-fuck. At least headphones block it out completely, unlike his loud-ass typing.

  

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155. "The Cologne King"
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He doesn't work in here with us, but he comes in every now and then. He's in here now, co worker is helping him. I just text him the Anchorman Sex Panther meme while he was working with him, you can hear his voice quiver as he tries to hold back the laughter.

You can smell this co worker a mile away, and everyone knows everywhere he's been. The upside is he can never lie and say he wasn't somewhere when he was, and I'm sure every insect that may have been in the area is now dead. The downside is I'm pretty sure we've all developed some form of cancer from the fumes.

And its not even good smelling shit either, smells like something an old man would wear that he copped from Wal Mart, or a terrorist. What would make a person feel like half a bottle a day is good? I imagine him doing two sprays, thinking its not enough, then cracking the bottle on the edge of his dresser and pouring the rest of it on himself.

I've often pictured him pumping it into his body the way Batman's villain Bane would pump more venom into his system to make him stronger.

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I only play the games that I win at -
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159. "this dude that sat a few cubes over from me"
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would always smell like cologne and cigarettes. shit was the worst. you'd think he'd know that you can't cover up that cig smell.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

  

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160. "We have one. You can tell when he's *been* here."
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the room still has his fragrance in the air when he's gone...

( at least he wears decent smelling shit, though )

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157. "The dramatic sickly coworker "
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Always sick.. but never sick enough to stay home. Just sick enough to not do their work while walking around telling everyone they feel like shit.

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161. "or they're setting up the call-in for the next day."
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We had a girl like that. She'd be sooooooo sick, and making a big production of it. Next day, like clockwork she'd call in sick. The day after that? Healthy as a horse.

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158. "The never take a day off or take lunch worker"
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Always working, always telling you how hard they are working and how they can't do anything on the weekends because they are working...

Get a life...

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164. "the 'unfriendly' coworker"
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never says hi, is short with everybody, doesn't socialize!

lol jk

  

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Cold Truth
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168. "That guy would love to say hi if people could also say hi...and just say..."
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Because, despite popular belief, "saying hi" is not in the same as staning in the hall or by the bathroom or in the mail room for five minutes of small talk.

He's also probabky perfectly social with plenty of folks in the office and if he avoids you in particular, there's probably a reason.

  

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169. "Those people are easy to get rid of --"
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"Mmhmm. Yep. Well I should get back to work. Nice talking to you."

  

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170. "RE: Those people are easy to get rid of --"
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>"Mmhmm. Yep. Well I should get back to work. Nice talking to
>you."
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WHAT'S GOOD *****? What's REALLY good?!?!????!!! Ha HA!
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171. "you know this was a joke regarding your unfriendly post, right?"
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>Because, despite popular belief, "saying hi" is not in the
>same as staning in the hall or by the bathroom or in the mail
>room for five minutes of small talk.
>
>He's also probabky perfectly social with plenty of folks in
>the office and if he avoids you in particular, there's
>probably a reason.

  

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Cold Truth
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172. "Yes. I was playing along like you wrote the letter"
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165. "People who stand outside the bathroom door and have conversations"
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176. "or worse, while you're *IN* the bathroom."
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a place where people go to poop is not suitable for hanging out. Meet me in the breakroom.


And I especially hate it when you're "doing your business" and people are still trying to talk to you.

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