Subject |
Author |
Message Date |
ID |
**clock reads 9am** "Aye....what ya'll/we doin for lunch" |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 1
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 lol |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 4
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 ol hungry hippo ass mofos... |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 5
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 lol! yes, or the person who wants to go to lunch at 11:15. |
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Apr 28th 2016 | 77
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  I go at 11:00, actually. |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 127
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 *stands in this line* |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 145
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 these fools are SLEEPING. |
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Jan 05th 2017 | 163
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 that's them "I don't eat breakfast" mofos |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 114
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a person that tells you they are gonna send you an email and then tells |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 2
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 or when you get an email from a person& 1 second after the email arrives |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 6
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  add in read receipt email guy too. |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 11
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 I disabled that ol BS |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 19
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 ^^^^^^^^^^^exactly |
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Mar 19th 2016 | 61
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 Adding on: People who put the body of their e-mail in the subject line. |
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Jan 09th 2017 | 177
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The ADHD Coworker |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 3
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 and the OCD-er |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 25
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 no snark but the OCD announcers annoy me |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 31
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 yup, also people that jokingly refer to themselves as |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 54
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 Not to be callous, but when I dealt with people who I know for a fact |
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Apr 28th 2016 | 74
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The old man who tries to spit game to new employees |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 7
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the coworker that does any of these with the break room microwave: |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 8
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 ew at 'cooking' anything in the microwave longer than a minute |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 14
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  Nah, that good Chicken Pot Pie needs 7 min |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 17
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  huh? it's damn near impossible to heat up food at work |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 32
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 Eggs |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 22
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  Seems like we're missing an update: |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 26
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 Oh he cleaned it |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 44
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 anyone that heats fish up at work deserves to get fired |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 115
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 30 minutes before my lunch... |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 151
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does a lot of things but doesn't do any work person |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 9
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 Is this the same person that always seems like they are looking at... |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 12
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  we have that guy. |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 16
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 walkin aorund everywhere with a piece of paper |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 23
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Listening to music too loud in headphones that have no isolation |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 10
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 Might be a passive-aggressive message to the loud talkers |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 15
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 better than listening to a radio on a bs station zzzzzzzz |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 24
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 try working next to the Free Jazz guy. |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 128
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 hole up... You don't like Jazz? |
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Jan 07th 2017 | 167
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 I loveJazz. But "Free" Jazz annoys me. |
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Jan 09th 2017 | 175
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i have everyone u can think of |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 13
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the never bring anythinger but eat everythinger |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 18
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 you talkin about pot lucks. which reminds me of the TASTE MY FOOD |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 21
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 add on to that "The Cheap ass that won't pay" |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 129
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Mr. Unwanted Massage |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 20
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 rofl |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 27
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 Uh... wtf. This one sounds awfully personal lol |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 40
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  He's a habitual line stepper with the touching, man. |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 56
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 aka the linestepper, aka walking HR report |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 55
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 this is just ridiculous |
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Apr 29th 2016 | 87
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just...Nosey for no doggone reason coworkers |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 28
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 or tryin to find out your personal business |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 30
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 The Irrelevant Interjecter |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 102
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Loud chewers. Gum, food, you got to hear all of it being chomped on. |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 29
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OK Real: which coworker are YOU? |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 33
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 I'm the complainer |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 34
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  you're the type that always insists on bending my ear with all that |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 37
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 yo, did u see how the boss just up and........ |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 39
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 I'm the "How can we do it Better, Simpler, Streamline" Guy |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 41
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  RE: I'm the "How can we do it Better, Simpler, Streamline" Guy |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 43
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   I was taught if you complain have a solution to back it up |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 52
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  see...you're a GOOD co-worker for that, |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 130
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 RE: OK Real: which coworker are YOU? |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 45
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  RE: OK Real: which coworker are YOU? |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 46
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 RE: OK Real: which coworker are YOU? |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 47
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 the screen minimizer |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 48
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  aka "The OKP-er" ,LOL. Me too. |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 131
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 The quiet, brooding guy |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 49
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 Character assassin |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 50
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 the dude that wants to be left alone to work |
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Mar 19th 2016 | 60
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 the guy who promises he can do everything, then can't :-( |
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Apr 28th 2016 | 71
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 oh..I'm MR WOKE. |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 106
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 I'm the morale-lifter |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 107
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 the headphones on all day |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 116
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  ^ |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 134
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 Sarcastic to the point of being an asshole. I'm that guy. |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 121
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 i've put fish in the wave before, no fucks given |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 147
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THE ONE WHO ALWAYS TALKIN BOUT WORKIN OUT AFTER WORK |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 35
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 stupid stories that go nowhere |
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Mar 19th 2016 | 59
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I had a co-worker go to the government's unclaimed money |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 36
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 http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/17433826.jpg |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 38
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 Does he forward emails from wealthy Nigerian princes too? |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 57
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 we fired the secretary who did this |
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Mar 21st 2016 | 67
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I dislike the, "But, We've ALWAYS do it THIS WAY" person. |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 42
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 ^^^^ |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 122
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The ones who press you for conversations on subjects |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 51
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im loud af, customers get my hype too which makes it worse |
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Mar 18th 2016 | 53
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the people who start talking before i take my headphones off |
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Mar 19th 2016 | 58
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 If I have to point to my headphones more than once, |
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Mar 21st 2016 | 65
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 ^^^ |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 117
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ITG...Inappropriate Touch Guy |
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Mar 20th 2016 | 62
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the people who talk too much, too early |
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Mar 20th 2016 | 63
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 I have TWO of those... |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 123
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Put on my perfume when I get to my desk lady |
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Mar 21st 2016 | 64
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 A lady here used to wear the strongest perfume I've ever experienced |
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Apr 28th 2016 | 73
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The guy that picks up a hobby every two weeks |
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Mar 21st 2016 | 66
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 coworker asked me if I do jujitsu |
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Mar 21st 2016 | 68
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The Extreme Television Watcher. Dude Ask me about TV shows Errday! |
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Mar 21st 2016 | 69
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 subset: The Reality TV Girlz |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 104
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 I know a DUDE like that. |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 133
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 *trump gesture* "SAD!" |
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Jan 05th 2017 | 166
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The Foot Dragger |
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Apr 28th 2016 | 70
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 Ain't nothing sexy of cute about a Foot Dragger |
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Apr 28th 2016 | 72
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 I bet she wears slippers to grocery stores |
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Apr 28th 2016 | 75
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 Ugh... |
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Apr 28th 2016 | 78
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 Got a dude at my job like that |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 108
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The Ice Cruncher, The Gum Popper/Smacker, The Long Winded Coworker |
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Apr 28th 2016 | 76
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 ^^^^^^Smooth Da Hustla^^^^^^^ |
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Apr 29th 2016 | 82
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 Whatever happened to Smooth Da Hustla? |
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Apr 29th 2016 | 84
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  He says he fell back to take care of his son. His son's mother passed |
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Apr 29th 2016 | 88
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 I can understand that |
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May 02nd 2016 | 90
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 lol |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 110
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The Co-Worker who always got something to say. |
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Apr 28th 2016 | 79
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Sounds like a nightmare |
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Apr 28th 2016 | 80
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 It's awful. It's like she's giving a Speech to the Masses! |
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Apr 29th 2016 | 85
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people who put their conference calls on speaker phone in an open office |
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Apr 28th 2016 | 81
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 Well, sometimes it's necessary. |
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Apr 29th 2016 | 86
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girl who starts every conversation with MY BOYFRIEND |
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Apr 29th 2016 | 83
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 Young lady at my job has a couples photo as PC wallpaper |
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Jan 07th 2017 | 173
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Deion Sanders & Brett Favre. |
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May 01st 2016 | 89
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I did it better guy/gal... |
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May 02nd 2016 | 91
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 lmao. |
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May 02nd 2016 | 92
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 yo, this person sits right next to me |
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May 02nd 2016 | 93
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The Long Packer |
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May 02nd 2016 | 94
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 Fam, this irks the heck out of me |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 109
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 word. Coat and backpack. 30 seconds, tops... |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 125
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The Fake Protester. |
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May 02nd 2016 | 95
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The Capet Bomber Farter. |
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May 02nd 2016 | 96
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THE LOUD and Annoying CELL PHONE RING |
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May 02nd 2016 | 97
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The Dirty Microwave Bandit - Never cover their food |
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May 02nd 2016 | 98
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The Cat that smells like Bus Seats |
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May 02nd 2016 | 99
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Wild Hundi |
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May 02nd 2016 | 100
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The person who's opening and closing their desk drawers constantly. |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 101
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Stank breath dude at my job be killing me |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 103
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The LOUD Potato Chip Eater |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 105
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The "cut through your cube area" coworker |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 111
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 lol yo my cube neighbor put stuff in the walkway so people would |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 112
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  haha dude, the visuals i got from all of this made me laugh out loud. |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 113
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   Dude wanted to see if he still had it.. lol |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 119
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  lmao |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 148
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  LMAO!!!! |
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Jan 05th 2017 | 162
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 This is me! Why? Because I work here! And I like Shortcuts |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 118
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the "Call in when he KNOWS we're short-handed" guy |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 120
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people selling shit for their kids. EVERY WEEK. |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 124
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The e-mail dry snitcher |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 126
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 ^^^^^^^ |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 135
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 that's when you reply all with some snark |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 136
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  Yep. |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 139
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 yep |
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Jan 08th 2017 | 174
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the spraying too much perfume/colonge directly on their clothes co-worke... |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 132
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the make shit harder than it needs to be guy. |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 137
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3 coworkers talked about a plan of action for their meeting |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 138
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 LOL... |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 141
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Guy that listens to the radio all day with no headphones. |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 140
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The Absent Complainer. The one that goes silent when - |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 142
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The anonymous letter complainer. |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 143
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 Oh, yeah. I don't like them either |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 144
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 Haha |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 149
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 You known I'm dying to debate the merit of that letter |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 150
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 haha man that shit would burn me up. |
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Jan 05th 2017 | 153
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non-technology using mofos |
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Jan 04th 2017 | 146
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 the "I can't log in...my password doesn't work" person. |
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Jan 05th 2017 | 154
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Id take a Loud Talker over a Loud Breather.. |
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Jan 05th 2017 | 152
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 Man, I was coming to post about the literal mouth breather near me |
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Jan 05th 2017 | 156
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The Cologne King |
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Jan 05th 2017 | 155
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 this dude that sat a few cubes over from me |
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Jan 05th 2017 | 159
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 We have one. You can tell when he's *been* here. |
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Jan 05th 2017 | 160
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The dramatic sickly coworker |
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Jan 05th 2017 | 157
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 or they're setting up the call-in for the next day. |
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Jan 05th 2017 | 161
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The never take a day off or take lunch worker |
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Jan 05th 2017 | 158
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the 'unfriendly' coworker |
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Jan 05th 2017 | 164
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 That guy would love to say hi if people could also say hi...and just say... |
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Jan 07th 2017 | 168
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 Those people are easy to get rid of -- |
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Jan 07th 2017 | 169
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  RE: Those people are easy to get rid of -- |
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Jan 07th 2017 | 170
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 you know this was a joke regarding your unfriendly post, right? |
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Jan 07th 2017 | 171
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 Yes. I was playing along like you wrote the letter |
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Jan 07th 2017 | 172
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People who stand outside the bathroom door and have conversations |
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Jan 05th 2017 | 165
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 or worse, while you're *IN* the bathroom. |
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Jan 09th 2017 | 176
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