"Poll question: You dropped ______ in a public toilet"
Fill in the blank with what you want.
Toilet is not dirty or filled with shit, but definitely not just cleaned either.
How much does an item have to cost before you just take the loss and leave it in there?
Doesn't matter what it is, or what you paid for it-prices are for the replacement if you decided to leave it in there (that means if somebody gave it to you, but it cost a few hundred bucks, you know you'll have to pay that to get another one because most insurance plans don't cover dropping things in shitters unless you're lucky).
3. "I've never been in a B&N bathroom before" In response to Reply # 1 Sat Mar-05-16 07:40 PM by Garhart Poppwell
You know how you can look at a place most of the time, and tell how the bathroom is going to be? I've never been able to picture it. Sometimes I think they'd be tidy, other times they seem like they'd be horrible.
I think they'd be clean until somebody comes in and drops a load with haste, then after that nobody bothers to clean them until it gets unbearable.
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4. " B&N are generlly clean but I meant any public toilet basically" In response to Reply # 3 Sat Mar-05-16 07:56 PM by rdhull
I generally frequent B&N and always seem to end up having to take a dump there
>You know how you can look at a place most of the time, and >tell how the bathroom is going to be? I've never been able to >picture it. Sometimes I think they'd be tidy, other times they >seem like they'd be horrible. > >I think they'd be clean until somebody comes in and drops a >load with haste, then after that nobody bothers to clean them >until it gets unbearable.
PoppaGeorge Member since Nov 07th 2004 10384 posts
Sat Mar-05-16 07:34 PM
2. "I'd flush a $100 bill down a public toilet" In response to Reply # 0
ain't no way I'm goin after it.
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"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
PoppaGeorge Member since Nov 07th 2004 10384 posts
Sat Mar-05-16 08:16 PM
6. "ain't enough sanitizer, bleach, acid, etc to make my hand feel clean" In response to Reply # 5
My toilet? I know what's been in there, what it's cleaned with, how often it's cleaned, etc. I can deal with that.
I have no idea of how many niggas sweaty diseased asses have been pumping Mc Jack in the King fueled shits in that toilet let alone when was the last time it was cleaned, how thoroughly, or what it was cleaned with.
fuck that. ---------------------------
"Where was the peace when we were getting shot? Where's the peace when we were getting laid out? Where is the peace when we are in the back of ambulances? Where is the peace then? They don't want to call for peace then.
20. "you wouldnt have had a choice, that shit dissolves super fast" In response to Reply # 9
if you let a drop of water in a bag of pills your shit will get ruined.
assuming there was no imminent threat on the floor (e.g. fell in a puddle of piss or something), i'd have probably done the same when i was a dumbass kid putting weird things into my brain.
And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
21. "I once flushed my glasses. They were small wire frame glasses. " In response to Reply # 0
I had just finished dropping a fresh dump. So was taking them off to hop in the shower. They slipped out my hands as the toilet flushed.
I was 16, they weren't new glasses, I had a spare, my mom was beyond pissed.
Had I been younger, I most definitely would have gotten beat.
Put is, my uncle ended up coming to the house to "fish" them out. I had to wash them. I washed them 3 times and was forced to wear them, I just wore my backup glasses until I got a new prescription.
I only told my friends after I got my new glasses.
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